Tuesday, November 23, 2004

KEEPIN' IT LIGHT! Funny Crap 2 Make Ya Smile! ;-)>

SWEET PUSSYCAT! http://www.wtv-zone.com/Carolou/jpgs/catteddy.jpg BADD DOG,BADD: http://www.kingcards.com/images/4fun/baddog_bf48.gif BADD PUSSY,BADD! http://www.squirtsplace.com/SFS2004/badkitty.gif ~These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. -Include your Children when Baking Cookies -Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says -Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers -Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted � � � � � -Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case -Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents -Farmer Bill Dies in House -Iraqi Head Seeks Arms -Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus? ~~~Funny Thoughts,Headlines and Ads! � �Ponderings collection -Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? -Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? -Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? � � � -Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? -Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? -If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? � � � � � � � -Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? -Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? -How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? -If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? Early Christmas Toon: http://www.aikenslaughs.com/adult/10.jpg =^.^=

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