Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Wow, am I tired! Grandma Kitten flew up from Floria for a week and we spent a few days in stores trying to buy all her personal items that the airport detained.Her BenGay and special color lipstick and her face creams and hair products!Its strange, cause Granny Kitten is a blonde Siamese and all those responsiblefor the terror in our skies and around the world seem to be,well lets just say GRANNY DOESN'T FIT INTO THAT TERRORIST PROFILE.... (yes, I said the "P" word).Those doing all this destruction and havoic are of a specific 'breed'.They all worship the same beliefs, they have similar names and,damn it they all pretty much LOOK ALIKE.I dont think you need tobe a rocket scientist to understand the situation I am playing out here. If all the murdering pigs were NOT so similar we SHOULD impose a ban on ALL TYPES of people.But so far these crazy catz ARE. Lets say that Dells batteries are blowin up, so they RECALL ALL computer batteries.They aint doing that yet, just the 'types' that are BLOWING UP.(yeah, I am pissed!) OMG! So why do they CHOOSE to restrict every damn flyer when I,and maybe you and they KNOW WHO and WHAT 'type' of cat these terrorist are? I dont get it at all. Maybe some bacon-fat security stops with some cartoons of Allah and Richard Simmons to REALY get them twitching. I would rather have us apologize to some good Muslims, then impose EVERY AMERICAN FLYER, like Blondes, disabled Americans,old ladies,etc,than to have this specific group of people who infact hi-jacked their own religion. The airports shouldnt have to be so PC.Profiling this group is easy, so far.They have shown us their faces their beleifs,their names.I have not seen any 6 foot Swedes blowing up sh*t yet in this past 5 years.So,yeah, I maybe SIMPILIFYING things a bit,but why NOT.All the Money,Time and worry when we KNOW who wants us dead.I say select these people from airports and DONT NOT ALLOW THEM TO FLY RIGHT NOW.Sorry, its an imposition to a group of people, but the 'good Muslims' should be pissed at the 'bad Muslims' not US!Why havent the 'good Muslims' stood up against the 'bad Muslims' thru all this? I dont know. I just dont think the people in charge of the airport security want to hurt any bodys feelings by PROFILING a group.So they take the girlie man attitude and mess up EVERYBODIES plans.Dont get me wrong, I realy appreciate the hard work of keeping our skies safe.And thankfully, since 9/11/2001 our skies have been free from Islamic terrorists blowing planes up.Thats a hard task,and they should be thanked for that.But this is crazy. The post is called 'Sheiks on a Plane' to tie into Sam Jacksons new movie 'Snakes on A Plane'.I feel this is the situation we are dealing with.So far, its 'snakes' blowing up planes....not kittens or donkeys,or parakeets or ducks or chickens.It is that simple, cause it is simple.For Petes Sake! PROFILE THE SNAKES!!!!!PROFILE!PROFILE! YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAWWWWWHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Thursday, August 10, 2006
'You've come a long way baby...' But NOT REALY.Many of you know how obsessed and sickened by the fact that there are over 100,000 unregistered sex offenders roaming our countrysides.You also have heard my feelings that the ONLY WAY TO TRACK A RAPIST or CHILD MOLESTER/MURDERER is with a HEADSTONE.I am appaulded that our great country with so much technology can track an overdue library book,but these scummy nonredeamable,sick unrehabilatable pigs are on the loose, on the prey for your woman and children.Why did it take John Walsh 25 years to kick the Congress in the ass and get some sort of state to state registry going?Is it cause kids have no voice?Woman are second class citizens.Politicians dont give a rip if it cant vote for them.Maybe all the above.The CPS,Judges and Case Workers are not serving us and te victims at all.CRIMINALS get rehab and 3 hots and a cot.Victims get a life (if they are not murdered during act) of msery,confusion,low self esteem,trust issues,mental health problems,some even suicidal.Wheres the justice and help for them? I am sickened that we go to other countries to liberate woman and children and send food,help and doctors,while right here on our beautiful land,there are KNOWN SEX OFFENDERS right under our noses and most people dont even care to find out where the known ones are.On my www.TheKarpetKitten.com I have many links for searches of thee animals.Local,national,resourses and ways YOU CAN HELP.I beg you to join me in this fight.Many say,Kitten, they are sick and should be warehoused and studied.BULLSH*T!! These pedophiles and rapists KNOW what they are doing and will just do some time and collaborate with their like.We need to get a big brass pair and FINALY DO SOMETHING HARSH.As harsh as raping a 6 month old, yeah,thats sick,huh? Its going on.How can a piece of crap like John Cooey kidnap a neighbor,rape and bury alive under his traier steps withpriors? He lived unregistered across from the unknowing Lunceford family and Jessicas last days on this earth should be remembered by us all.We must not pity these untamable animals we must show them what it feels like to have the same thing done to them.An eye for an eye. I know I am sounding crazier than usual,but some local things have happened,that just make me want to take matters in my own hands.Whats worse than a baby dying at the hands of a sick stranger? A child dying due to thier OWN PARENTS sickness,neglect and abuse.Yeah,tik of Andrea Yates,no at Club Crazy,instead of death,she gets help.She need to die lke her 5 innocent children that she drowned methodicaly,without remorse.I dont give a damn what she says or her scuzzy lawyers say.After about the 2nd kid,she had to know,hell she had to chase the oldest one down to catch him and KILL HIM.Why must she live,whats the reason.She should at least be made to be unable to have more children.We must bring these parents to the front of the line of execution.It shouldnt even be given a second thought.ANIMALS have more rights when it comes to abuse or killing them than a poor defenseless child.Last week,here in town,the same town where Joseph Duncan is in our jail for killing a family to take 2 kids and rape and murder them.Luckily the girl,Shasta Groene was returned, but she has a ruff road ahead having witnessed what when down over the course of about 2 months last summer.He stalked them with night vision googles,stormed the house,killed the family with a hammer and took Dylan and Shasta to video their abuse and unfortunatly Dylans death.Yeah, he's about 5 miles away from me and everyday I want to personaly make him suffer as he did dozens of kids all across the country while out on 15K bail for sex crimes.SICK! So the latest is a woman whose baby ws born with meth in her system,and takenaway from the pig parents and then given back was killed in a fire at her home at 6:30 am. Seems momma lit a candle next to the baby and some driedflowers while she went behind the house,into a van with a man and when found they were naked in van.The baby was 13 months old,and just 2 days earlier her 'daddy' was arrested for meth AGAIN! Neighbors,cops and fireman are forever scarred at the sight of this bay burned to a crisp and this horrible mother all drugged out,half naked.Neighbors knew of all the late night traffic,the parents fights all the time day and night,and they would babysit the bay while the tweeked out pigs chilled.They watched her at 2 in the morning looking under rocks (for stached meth) and thought babysitting was good enuff to save the kid.If you know of a situation like this PLEASE CALL THE POLICE,you may save a life.I have conncted a link to story,but it lacks alot of the inside I have told ya. As for pedophiles its YOUR RESPONSIBILITY to protect your precious children and family.Do you know who lives on your block? We had 34 in a 3 mile zoe here this winter.REGISTERED even.And in school range.Do you know what your neighbors visiting relatives criminal past is?Make it your business.Use my website to track and make yourself aware so someone in your family isnt the next victim.I bet you have a gut feeling about someone in your life that just isnt right.Dont blow it off.Do your homework,and make it your mission.We need to express to our lawmakers we WILL NOT ALLOW PREDATORS to take another breath once caught.The jails are full?Well get the freaking broom out and clean it out,by means of death.Why mst we be warm and fuzzy to these sick deranged animals that have no reguard for human life.They deserve to be put down like the rabid animals they are.Enuff said.(Sorry this is soooo long, but man I have had it!) Be safe and alert and take care.KISSES =^.^= link: http://www.spokesmanreview.com/idaho/story.asp?ID=142742
Monday, August 07, 2006
In honor of the #1 movie TALLADAGA NIGHTS:The Ballad of RICKY BOBBY!I offer these tipz!SHAKE & BAKE,BABY! You're an extreme Redneck When: 1.. You let your 14-year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2.. The Blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it 3.. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4.. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. 5.. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. 6.. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch� this." 7.. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8.. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 9.. Your junior prom offered day care. 10.. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines." 11.. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 12.. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 13.. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 14.. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 15.. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. 16.. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 17.. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ����������������������������������������� Albert Einstein "Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality." ����������������������������������������
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP: 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP:� 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM! 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of ��� one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old,but CUTE BUTT!!! YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHH!!!
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Mexican El Presidente has announced that Mexico will not participate in the next Summer Olympics. Anyone who can run, jump, or swim has already left the country!! http://www.wtv-zone.com/ljsmeenge/FunnyAnimalPics/Cat_LastSmoke.jpg
SOMETHING LITE FOR US TODAY!!! ~~~Stuffed like 10 pounds of sausage in a 3 pound casing, we see them husky girls everywhere,lettin' all the junk in the trunk and evry other area hang out.One size DOESNT FIT ALL! Even hott chicks can push the butt cleavage abit too much,an those fleshy white rolly stomachs hanging over theirlow,low,low rise jeans! Not very sexy, even with a bejeweled belly button or colorful tramp stamp (ususaly above the butt cleavage,) ;-)> And from talking to these girs, the feel beautiful,sexy and proud to show what 'momma gave 'em'! Heres an article that talks about health dangers as well as the skanking of our young women.THANKS BRITNEY! ;-)> http://www.latimes.com/features/lifestyle/la-et-tightclothes4jul04,0,368397.story?coll=la-home-headlines
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Thats how I feel about this group of jerks that always side with the moron minority to stick it to the good guys.As long as one a-hole hates God,the group does its best to ruin it for the rest of us.I just dont know how those lawyers and assosiates sleep at night.My rant today is directly related to the A.C.L.U.'s PROTECTION of 'THE RIGHTS' of antiwar PROTESTERS to invade a dead troops funeral,terrorize a grieving family and friends with screams,bull horns spewing hate,loathe and disecpect for the WAR and PRESIDENT.While crapping on the life and memory of a brave soldiers who gave their all and the sacrifice of loved ones,these lame,terrorists in tie dies, scummy,sleazy,creepy,digusting PIGS gather 300 feet from funeral and bullhorns and their big fat mouths running with verbal diahreah at the funeral members.The have their dumb ass protest signs (which they say Thank God for rockets,their death,WE HATE BUSH etc...).Their verbal abuse deserves an ass whoopin', and I swear, I wish I had the chance to confront these groups of haters and give them a taste of my kick ass skillz.I would cram that bull horn side ways up their lazy butts and beat them with thier own stoopid signs.I am REALY UPSET,kidz.I have been to a few soldier funerals.Not a place for politics.But would the A.C.L.U. (Anti-American Cowardly Losers Union) stick up for you or I if we were to try to run them off such a sacred ceramony.HELL NO! They would hog tie us (the would have to!) and take us away.On Seans show the other day I was driving(more like road raging) along and in disbelief, listening to the to inbred jackholes dance around Seans hard questions and bloviate and even stick up for their heinus(anus) acts.How do they sleep at night knowing a famly who had to kiss their kid good bye for a war they believed in or not,prayed and cared and begged God for their safe return,only to get the horrible news their brave kid was murdered on the battle field by brain washe demented pigs who high jacked thier own religion,and just to kill ALL AMERICANS.And YES,even you mental midgets with your bull horns and protest sign.They want your dumb asses too! With all thats going on in this hate filled crazy world,they and us should bend on our knees in prayer that the war hasnt hit our land.I wonder if the A.C.L.U. would protect thie terrorists rights to their nutty religion and hopes of virgins.On occasion I promote violence and hating.This may be a good one. How would those creeps like it if WE,THE GREAT AMERICANS we are, got thier addresses and gathered at their homes (or 300 feet away) with our obnoxious bull horns and rants and PRO-TROOPS SIGNS and BUSH SIGNS and maybe find some naughty,illegal,tauwdry tidbits of these A.C.L.U. cowards and air thieir dirrty laundry right their.We will dump in THEIR FACES,and hopefully have them feel the pain.Even their kids schools,their jobs (if they have one) soccer games...WHATEVER.I am madd as hell over this digusting display of disrespect and beligerance. I DARE THEM TO COME TO ME, A GROWN,VERY MUCH ALIVE PROUD AMERICAN! 'I'm not willing to make nice, I aint willing to back down'.So come on A.C.L.U. (Anti-American Cowardly LosersUnion) come defend my rights to stick a boot up their asses and spit some Beechnut in them dudes eyes....... YYYEEEEAAAAWWWWHHHHHHH And, yes, I am available to patrol and be your doberman for your sad day honoring a brave fallen human.GOD BLESS THE TROOPS.GOD BLESS THE MILITARY FAMILIES and GOD BLESS YOU VETS!!! KISSES! www.TheKarpetKitten.com