FREEDOM = BEER & URINE ???!!! PARTY ON!

Man peed way out of avalanche A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it. Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains. He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out. But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through. He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported. He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there." Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours. =^.^= Frank Zappa said 'Please dont eat the yellow snow', but he never said we could use it as survival gear!=^.^= YYYYYEEEEAAAAAWWWWHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Ever Wonder Where GOD is DURING A DISASTER? Ever ask WHY??

ASKING WHY? Tsunami crisis revives perennial question: 'Where was God?' BY RICHARD N. OSTLING Associated Press Why? The age-old question was posed in starkest form by the Indian Ocean tsunami. Believers from all faiths united on their duty to help victims but wondered, where was God in this unimaginable suffering? Skeptics perennially argue: If God is all-powerful, he isn't all-loving since he commands or allows devastation, or if he's all-loving, he isn't all-powerful. The Bible insists on both qualities in God while openly acknowledging the agony of mortals pondering calamity, and it provides human history's greatest meditation on this problem, the Book of Job. Skepticism surged in many tsunami commentaries. Even Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams said "this has made me question God's existence." Well, no, it didn't. But London's Sunday Telegraph slapped that erroneous headline on Williams' January article. When the archbishop's people protested, the Telegraph lamely said Williams himself "must accept much of the blame" for its mistake because his thinking was "so hard to follow." Rather, Williams treated the question as difficult and acknowledged there are no snappy solutions. In the New Testament, Jesus Christ rebuked those who thought a man was blind because of his or his parents' sin (John 9:1-3). And after a tsunami-type disaster, Jesus denied that the 18 people who died in the Siloam tower collapse did so because they were more sinful than others (Luke 13:1-5). In the Book of Job, Yeshiva University's Rabbi Benjamin Blech commented, the hero's friends were convinced he must have sinned and deserved God's wrath. But in actuality Job suffered because his holiness was being tested and God condemned the friends. New York Times columnist William Safire said Job shows that "questioning God's inscrutable ways has its exemplar in the Bible and need not undermine faith." The upshot of Job, British evangelical Derek Kidner has written, is that human arguments exhaust themselves, we can never know all the factors involved and God is "not accountable to us." Standard Christian attempts to explain the inexplicable: God did not originate suffering and will eventually vanquish it. God himself suffered for us, in Christ. God works for good amid all suffering. Temporary suffering is inconsequential compared with eternity that will right all wrongs. President R. Albert Mohler of Southern Baptist Theological Seminary cited the Apostle Paul's teaching in Romans 11:33-34: "How unsearchable are (God's) judgments and how inscrutable his ways! For who has known the mind of the Lord?" =^.^= GOD BLESS YOU ALL NOW AND THRU YOUR JOURNEY AND OBSTICALS =^.^=

MINUTE MAN PROJECT:CITIZENS BORDER PATROL

Here is an organization some of you may be interested in.Its a CITIZENS BORDER PATROL PROGRAM.Taking matters into their own hands brave,some say over zealous patriots tired of our borders being as open as a Ted Kennedys Bar! Some say they are too aggresive,I say we need the help and I have recieved MANY emails from retired law and military who wished for a chance like this.How long till those murdering pig terrorists use the same route as the Mexican and other illegals.GET IT ILLEGALS??? Some ones gotta protect our borders B4 more damage is done here.Not to mention that by 2025 the Illegals will over wjelmingly outnumber us.Thats another good point for only American born Presidents. So if you cant oin,maybe you know someone who can help these great people.I want to go down and help out myself(I gets a gun right?? LOL!) Here is the link, pass it along .God Bless and Protect those who serve and protect us! http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=80253 =^.^=

TSUNAMI RELIEF FUNDS.Have we gone OVERBOARD???

Its been a few weeks of constant imagry,converstaions and begging for the devestated people and land due to Mother Natures Path of violent distruction.Today I hear the deathtoll has risen to over 225,000 dead.Not to mention the complete enialation of the undersea world.Reefs and coral and all other forms of life hae been turned into brown broken twigs on swirlin disturbed sea bottom.The surviving sea life seems to swim in what was once their home ,confused and well,homeless too. My heart BLEEDS for the poor poverty striken families whose family was nearly if not totaly DESTROYED.The land and homes can be rebuilt, but the mind F*ck they got will NEVER disapate!! Having had the chance to filter all this over the few weeks I have come to some pretty harsh,maybe INSENSITIVE thoughts on the situation.Having just poured my heart out over the tragic missing,sealife,nature,animals and the poverty striken and dead this might shock you. I AM TSUNAMI RELIEF FUND OVERDOSED!!!!! No am am not a cold hearted bitch (hey!) I am just thinking of all the Marriots and other lavish resorts(many of us would never afford) their on those beaches.The Wealthy business people making tons of money do to textiles, sex industry,resort villages,you know.Well, dont they have INSURANCE???? What about the investers??? Why is it that we The Greatest Country in this whole stinking world has to put aside our own hurricanes,floods,mudslides,avalances,social in-security and the likes?Why does our generous President give up $350,000,000 MILLION bucks and all the while Pappa Bush and Big Billy are pumping us little chumps for a five or ten to top it off?How the hell much do we NEED to give?? Like I said what about the resorts insurance?Whatabout all the rich land owners/investors with their fat wallets from all the years of profit of a shack on a beautiful beach?(and remember I am born and raised on South Floridas beaches where we had yearly danger, so I am not so outta the loop).I just have the feeling some third world countries evil doers will be skimmin' from the top,bottom sideways and all.And once again, the real people,kids and families who are poor and in need will fall thru the cracks.AGAIN! Oh, I aint done ranting yet Baby, just starting the good stuff! ;-)> Lets get into the All Star Celeb TV fundraiser.I almost needed a puke bucket! Does George Clooney answering the phone make ya wanna dump your bank account in his lap?Brad Pitt or Does Sarah Jessica Parker (or SJP to the Hollyweird crowd) does she make you feel so bad and blessed that you should give till it hurts?OK, I know they think diff than us and their reality ist ours.I do think that in thier heart of hearts the were doing something possitive, shaking down the guilt ridden troubled American public for hard earned bucks(even though our tax dollars have been promised,and I dont remember being asked about that one either!).What the HELL does Bill O'Rielly get off,after demonizing the left coast freaks and all that implies,snuggeling up with the Hollywood movers and shakers?Oh, remember he started as a crappy entertainment reporter!!! Still trying to get back in the pack, huh Bill? YUCK! Maybe his kinky phone sex makes him the new Hollyweird 'IT BOY'!(I dont know what 'it' woud be!).So I am watching all these HIGHLY PAID,OVERPAID actors and singers preaching to us to give,give,give.I realize many gave bucks.Not all like Sandra Bulluck pulled a Million out, but I am sure that many broke off a small chunk to make themselves feel better while doing laps in their indoor olympic sized pools ;-)> !!! Just what some of these celebs have paid for out of pocket for sex, drugs,murder and other freaky scandals,(some quietly handeled,and some got the loud big bang O'Rielly bust!) All that sin soaked bucks clearly over rides the amount given to Tsunami victims.Hell Michael Jackson and the Catholic Church payouts alone would rebuild not only OUR POVERTY STRIKEN counties but other third world countries.I am sick and outraged.Who sticks up for our troops that are dead and families,wives,kids,folks and partners?Who will stand up with a telethon for Social InSecurity for us youngin's?? Who but Ollie North and Sean Hannity started a fund for fallen soldiers kids to go to college?(love ya Sean and Ollie!) Who will start a telethon for our maimed,broken and injured for life brave soldiers,for the rest of their lives?Who will start a fund for the many Americans who cant afford meds or decent treatment for cancer,hep,aides and such? Who wil start a fund for poverty striken rural woman and children? Doesnt ANYBODY give a rip about OUR OWN FALLEN? Do any of these countries we run to their aide EVER stepup with condolences and some money? Tell me, cause I dont see it. Do you know that our 350 Million would do for our impoverish,elderly,sick,mental, veterans,and just update our own systems? I LOVE OUR COUNTRY and its big heart of gold.But enuff is enuff.We are broke, broken and unless the government just starts printing money and give out like government chese, we will be a third world country after proppin up and saving and rebuilding every other place more needy than us! Hell, that 99.9% of the world! We are the BIG DOGS. I say, save some scraps for us! So in closing(finaly,that chicks got alot to say, you're thinking aintcha!?) The world would have benn better served by the rich talented good looking entertainers who razz-mattazed the money out of us,if THEY would have collectively pitched in justa chip of their 20 Milion dollar paychecks and platinum record sales bucks and over the top althelic saleries (Kobes cheatin diamond would have rebuilt Shri Lanka alone!!).That would make me proud,not wanna grab the puke bucket! OOOOhhh,OOhhhh, I ALMOST FORGOT one last point of pissiness! How can Indonesia tell our helpers to get out of their country after they deliver much needed $$$, meds and assistance?? What a smack in the face.I can go on and on about that disrespect,and the worlds hatred of us,but ney! My heart goes out to those poor diplaced and dead people and animals for sure, but my money(what little I have will go to our American troops,thier families and the police and firemans funds.I hate to be a hard ass kids(its tight anyways!),but Here is ANOTHER WAKE UP CALL.Dont hit the snooze button.DEMAND these undercover do-gooders and their sappy telethons give more than ther PRECIOUS OVERPAID TIME! Lip service aint paying the bills,but look at the weekly box office totals and just imagine what possitive impact that kind of maoney would do for our people.(A a movie lover and reviewer I am not saying boycott, just think kids).And when you want to give money to a great cause think of the vets, their families,the troops and their families, our dead and sick.God Bless Us all, and may Mother Natures Wrath never cross your path.Love and Kisses as always.Be safe! =^.^=

CBS Has a Black Eye...Shame on YOU!

Like I said before, we now finaly get what the BS in CBS stands for.BULLSH*T! How could this have happened to such a trustworthy network.The ax came down and heads rolled yesterday at the CBS network after the Rathergate fallout from the dirrty elecion time blunder they got caught in! OK, heres what gets my hair up! DANRATHERnotcheckoutcredibility was thee guy who cracked the story like a cold Miller on a hott summer day! YET, his head remains on at CBS! Little folks, mostly WOMEN got the boot from the station, yet good ole boy Dan stays! Yes kids, whata great country! You can throw all kinds of crap out there and remain a beloved,trusted newsman.Well, maybe the trust issue is tarnished, but I doubt we will see Dan on the weather channel any time soon. So, even a little blog/cyber rat like me has to check and check and re-check my smackdown of our pop culture. I would LOVE to see The President PERSONALY confront or respond diretly to Mr. RatherNotCheckMySourses.I got a feeling W would beat Dan 'like a rented mule'!YYYYEEEEAAAAAWWWWHHHHHH!!!! ~~~~~~ TOP 10 PROPOSED CHANGES 4 CBS : Top Ten Proposed Changes At CBS News 10. Stories must be corroborated by at least two really strong hunches. 9. "Evening News" pre-show staff cocktail hour is cancelled until further notice. 8. Reduce "60 Minutes" to more manageable 15-20 minutes. 7. Change division name from "CBS News" to "CBS News-ish" 6. If anchor says anything inaccurate, earpiece delivers an electric shock. 5. Conclude each story with comical "Boing" sound effect. 4. Instead of boring Middle East reports, more powerball drawings. 3. To play it safe, every "exclusive" story will be about how tasty pecan pie is. 2. Not sure how, but make CBS News more like "C.S.I." 1. Use beer, cash and hookers to lure Tom Brokaw out of retirement. =^.^=

The TROOPS STILL NEED US KIDS!

Reguardless of what else is happening in this crazy world there are hundreds of thousands of our own in Iraq! I beg you to take a breather from the other disaters and focus back on our troops and their loved ones.Here is a list of things you can do to brighten a troops life over there.NEVER FORGET!!! KISSES! ~AAFES Gift Certificates http://www.aafes.com/docs/homefront.htm The Army and Air Force Exchange Services is where most servicemen and women do their shopping. You can purchase gift certificates for those in Iraq and those hospitalized. Adopt a Platoon http://www.adoptaplatoon.org/ Adopt a Platoon has several ongoing projects to ensure that every soldier overseas does not walk away from mail call empty-handed. AnySoldier http://www.anysoldier.us/index.cfm Any Soldier is a non-profit organization that helps people send care packages to members of the armed services in Iraq. AOLbyPhone aol://4344:3449.abpSPLSH.16722104.784567724/ AOL users can record up to a 3-minute voice mail and send it to military personnel who are in their Address Book. The recipient will receive the message as an e-mail attachment and can listen from their computer. This is free through January 15. Appreciate Our Troops http://www.appreciateourtroops.org Purchase a Support Our Troops mug and a free personalized mug will be given to a current or former service member. Blue Star Mothers http://www.bluestarmothers.org The Blue Star Mothers was founded by service members' moms during World War II. Any mother with a son or daughter in the military can join. Books For Soldiers http://www.booksforsoldiers.com/ Help the troops escape boredom by donating some books. You can also donate DVDs and CDs requested by soldiers. Camp Doha http://www.campdoha.org/ Camp Doha provides valuable information for those about to deploy, their friends and families and anyone who wants to support the troops. Cell Phones for Soldiers http://www.cellphonesforsoldiers.com/pages/1/index.htm Donated cell phones are recycled and turned into cash. The cash is used to purchase calling cards for soldiers in Iraq. Defend America http://www.defendamerica.mil/nmam.html Thank any service member stationed throughout the U.S. and the world with an e-mail. Fisher House http://www.fisherhouse.org/ The Fisher House Foundation donates comfort homes, built on the grounds of major military and VA medical centers. These homes enable family members to be close to a loved one during hospitalization for an unexpected illness, disease, or injury. Freedom Calls http://www.freedomcalls.org/ The Freedom Calls Foundation is helping families videoconference with their loved ones in Iraq. You can donate money to help keep this project going. Groceries for Families http://www.commissaries.com/certificheck/ The men and women who lay down their lives for us are terribly underpaid. Help a family by purchasing gift certificates to the commissary. Homes for Our Troops http://www.homesforourtroops.org/ Homes for Our Troops assists injured veterans and their immediate families by building new or adapting existing homes with handicapped accessibility. Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund http://www.intrepidmuseum.org/foundation_heroesfund.html The Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund provides grants to the families of servicemen and women who died in Iraq. You can donate online, through mail or by calling a toll-free number. Military Moms http://www.militarymoms.net/index.html This site provides support to all of the moms out there who has a son or daughter in the military. Operation: A Bit of Home http://www.operationabitofhome.com/ Operation: A Bit of Home supports over 150 different soldiers per day by providing necessary and hard-to-get toiletries. Operation Air Conditioner http://www.operationac.com/ Operation Air Conditioner provides not only air conditioners but space heaters (the desert is cold in the winter) for soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. Operation Call Home http://www.platoonphone.com/ Operation Call Home's mission is to provide each platoon with their own satellite phone. Operation Dear Abby http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/ The U.S. Navy and Dear Abby have teamed up. Their site allows you to send e-mail messages of support to service members. Operation Give http://www.operationgive.org/ Operation Give provides toys, clothing and school supplies primarily to the children of Iraq and Afghanistan. Operation Hero Miles http://www.heromiles.org/ You can donate your unused frequent flier miles to help soldiers travel on emergency leave. They are also used to help families fly to hospitalized soldiers. Operation Interdependence http://www.oidelivers.org/ Operation Interdependence supplies care packages to deployed soldiers. You can help out by providing goods, coordinating efforts or donating funds. Operation Iraqi Children http://www.operationiraqichildren.org/ Many soldiers are rebuilding schools in Iraq and scrounging around for school supplies. Help by donating a school supplies kit. Operation Military Pride http://operationmilitarypride.org Operation Military Pride is a volunteer organization that sends cards letters and care packages to troops. Operation Uplink http://www.operationuplink.org/ Donate money to Operation Uplink. The money is used to purchase phone cards so servicemen and women can call home. Soldiers' Angels http://www.soldiersangels.org/heroes/index.php Become some soldier's angel by adopting a service member. Treats for Troops http://www.treatsfortroops.com/ Treats for Troops helps get you provide packages to your loved ones overseas. If you don't know anyone, the Foster-A-Soldier Program matches you with a registered soldier by branch of service, home state, gender, or birthday - or you can choose to sponsor a group of soldiers. USO Cares http://www.usocares.org/ You can sponsor care packages provided by the USO with a $25 donation. Voice from Home http://voicesfromhome.org/home.html Voices From Home allows military members and their families and friends to send and receive immediate voice e-mail messages in remote locations around the world. ~~~~~~~~~~Send them our heros some love from home and major shout outs of love and respect,please?? =^.^= ~~~~~~~~~~~~