20 Ways 2 say YOUR FLY IS OPEN (my fave #5!) ;-)>

20) The cucumber has left the salad. 19) I can see the gun of Navarone. 18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 17) You've got Windows in your laptop. 16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave. 15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now. 14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell. 13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson... 12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal. 10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building! 9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. 8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir! 7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 6) Dr. Kimble has escaped! 5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary." 4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction... 3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it? 1) I thought you were crazy; now I see you're nuts.

OLD EXPRESSIONS GAY COWBOY'D UP!! ;-)>

After the movie "Broke Back Mountain", the following cowboy expressions may have assumed significant secondary meanings: 1) I'm gonna pump ya fulla lead, Mister! 2) Barkeep, let me have a stiff one! 3) Don't worry, I've been in tight spots � before! 4) Howdy, Pardner! 5) I don't care if you're saddle sore, we've � � still got a long ride ahead of us! 6) You stay here, while I sneak around from � � behind. 7) Hold it right there! Now, move your hand � reeeal slow-like! 8) Allright, let's mount up! 9) Giddee-up, li'l dogie! 10)Nice spread you got there! 11) ....You ever ride bareback before? 12) You know how to use that gun of yours? 13) You cover me, while a take a look! 14) I'll tell the other men in the morning! 15) You and me are gonna have to take �������turns riding shotgun, Slim! 16) Hand me that rope, Butch! 17) Wait till I come around before you �������move! 18) Get a move-on! 19) ...You ever handled one of these before? 20) Get a load of this! 21) Use both hands when you get hold of it 22) ...You ever been on a stallion before? 22) Ride 'em, Cowboy! 23) Keep mooovin', mooovin', moovin'...! ~~~~ SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY!!~~~~~~

NAUGHTY FACTS of LIFE !!! ;-)>

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield ��� � "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.��Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." �� Lynn Lavner �� "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."��Camille Paglia ��� "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation.� The other eight are unimportant."� George Burns ��� "Women might be able to fake orgasms.� But men can fake a whole relationship."� Sharon Stone ������ "Hockey is a sport for white men.� Basketball is a sport for black men.� Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."� Tiger Woods ������ "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."��Jack Nicholson �� "Clinton lied.� A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."��Barbara Bush (former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) �� "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."� Robin Williams ������ "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."��� Billy Crystal � "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than�they do undressing in front of other women.� They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."��Robert De Niro� "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.� They say they cause severe swelling. �So what's the problem?"� Dustin Hoffman ����� "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'."� Jerry Seinfeld ������ "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." �Robin Williams �� " It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."� Joan Rivers ����� " Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."� Steve Martin ������ " You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman.� Stuff you pay good money for in later life."�� Elmo Phillips ������ " Bigamy is having one wife too many.� Monogamy is the same." �Oscar Wilde �� "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."� George Burns -YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

GATORS or POLITICIANS ;-)>

Two gators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it." Well," said the big gator, "What you been eatin boy?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small gator. "Hmm. Well, where do yall catch em?" "Down to the side of the swamp near the parkin lot by the Capitol." "Same here Hmm. How do you catch 'em?" "Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!" "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase." =^.^=��;-)> To get taste outta gators mouth they had to lick a dirtydiaper! KarpetKittensSeanHannityZone in yahoogroups

Mr. Bush..PUT UP THAT WALL !!!

Times are a changing,and to honest with ya'll,I am extremely CONCERNED! HELL, I AM MORE SCARED THAN THE SHEEP ON "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"!!!!!!!Thats SCARED kidz! ;-)> My fur is up and I am pissed about the situtation at our borders,(yup even up here on Canadas border).This is been soooooo long in need of attention that Larry King wasnt even BORN! ;-)> Whats the surge in urgency all of a SUDDEN while MILLIONS,MILLION,I'll say it again MILLIONS of ILLEGALS have been INVADING our country thru its borders as pourus & uhealthy as Tedward Kennedys Liver for Petes Sake!We have all seen the videos and locals seen crossings and signs,for DECADES,but no severe action to those ILLEGALLY,I'll say it again ILLEGALLY sneeking into our homeland!Some come for day jobs,bring back to their families the money theymade TAX FREE! Friggin AL CAPONE tookout for that,so why do we allow these illegal,criminal,lawless tax evaders slide? You and I would never,NEVER be given SUCH LEINENCY! Not to say there are awesome non Americans who worked HARD,PAID and went thru PROPER CHANNELS to be here LEGALY.Like my grandparents sailing all the way from Italy to Ellis Island,and PROUD to work hard and become citizens of this 'GREAT LAND'.They hard lived stories they told me would make one of these border jumpers crap (or LAUGH,probably laugh).Yes,we ALLOW this,AT WAR and AT RISK and as open as Paris Hiltons legs! It was a melting pot, now its to a boil.And my MAIN CONCERN IS TERRORISTS COMING thru Canada and Mexico,not to mention the major Mexican RagWeed, Herion and that sweet Canadas 'B.C.Bud' (so I hear LOL!) Criminals andother foreigners.WE MUST CONSTUCT A WALL,FENCE WHATEVER! Our lives,liberties and FREEDOM are sooooo at risk (the gov dont tell us everything) that God BLESS THE MINUTEMEN for starting this party.Now all the blowhard politicians can jump on bandwagon & use it as an 'atta boy' backslap.(For them I say bee-otch slap from me,MUCH BETTER ;)> ) Speaking of these LawMakers/LawBreakers all those speaking,screaming,whining about the fence/wall being too expensive , (all those UNPAID TAXES!) blah,blah,blah.. TELL ME FRIENDS.. HOW MANY OF THESE ASS CLOWNS HAVE THEIR OWN HOMES FENCED or at least live in GATED COMMUNITIES???? OMG! Did I just say something that I need to repeat and question on Sean or what! YYYEEAAAAWWWWHHHH! And you Bill GATES "He hates he has sooo much $$$$',(Did u hear him say that)build a fence and freaking advertise on it for crying out loud 'NO-Window06'.LOL.Seen The Kennedy Compounds,fenced and gated,what a surprise.All to keep ua/them no good nicks out!HELLO! Same story, just a LARGE SCALE and MAJOR IMPORTANCE!!!!!They are doing NOTHING more than putting a bandaide on a BULLETOLE with only a few miles of fence, and thats a 12 GAUGE BULLET HOLE! STAY safe and ALERT =^.^=

FREEDOM CONCERT INFO !!

Yes, its that time of the year we are able too,with the help of Sean Hannity, Oliver North and the FREEDOM ALLIANCE to provide tuition assistance to the dependants of TROOPS KILLED or PERMANENTLY DISABLED in the line of duty protecting our liberties and freedom and those in other lands.This 4th Annual Festival of Conseravitive Talking Heads,Marty! and HANK WILLIAMS JR., SARAH EVANS and LEE GREENWOOD! This year they have expanded it to 2 DAYS, with one over here on the WEST COAST!;-)> I want you all to have info whether you plan on going or just want to donate to this non profit extravaganza suportng those familes who gave THEE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE! So, Friday,July 21,2006 in Jackson,New Jersey at 6 Flags and Wednesday August 2,2006 in San Deigo,Cali.at the COORS Ampatheatre, great Amercan shall gather to have food,fun and American Pride! I have included the real link to purchase or donate to this very WORTHY CAUSE!1-800-329-5454 http://www.freedomalliance.org/2006_concert_page.html Also check out www.freedomalliance.org for much more info! The troops and famlies and all involved thank you, and so do I! KISSES! KarpetKittensSeanHannityZone in www.yahoogroups.com

I posted some pictures ;-)>

This Armed Forces Day, in my area there was a Parade honoring of fresh from Iraq hometown guys and girls! Though it was a very rainy early North Idaho morning, I and a pitiful hanfull ,mostly family,(those wimps were afraid to get wet,girrly men!LOL!) I stood tall and proud,and wett and wylde! waving my flags,wearing my 'I LOVE ARMY BOYS' teeshirt and soooooo proud to WELCOME THEM HOME! Every one of them rsponded to my 'God Bless You,youre awesome,THANK YOU'...was a 'NO,THANK YOU',and you know me... I got the last NO THANK YOU! in there. hehe... so I was honered to take some pitures with this 116th Engineering Battalion of North Idaho.The picture made the paer and I will post it at a later time! These pics are in my yahoogroups,and if you are NOT already a member(its casual) please except this invitation... go to www.yahoogroups.com in box asking 'which group' do you want to join type (CC&P,now) KarpetKittensSeanHannityZone Thanks to all you vets,troops and responders and families.Jesus luvs you and so does The Karpet Kitten!

LAWMAKERS or LAWBREAKERS ???

I have been grinding to try to get this message out,nows a great time sice nextweek many local elections will be held.I ,as many of you are absolutley DISGUSTED with many of our great countries LAWMAKERS. I feel, and I hope youre on board, its time we open their closets,sweep out old dusty skeletons and take that broom and sweep them off THE FLOOR! Many, too many of these good ole boys have been Livin' The Vida Loca on our dime (which is worth about 4 cents,eh?) for too damn LONG! The old sayin' 'If it aint broke Dont Fix it.' Hell, we are in Brokeback BROKE MODE! Many of these sliy,glad handeling, corrupt,con artist Bullsh*tts have been in your towns jaw boning what you want and NEED to hear.Then they pop on their private jets ,cocktails in hand and mistress on lap)to their waiting lios to their mansions,then to their cushy jobs where everything they told you falls by the wayside for special interests,pet projects,industry and fatt catts.Leavng us with empty promises and no change for the better. People, this is more aggrevating to me than sand in my bikini bottom! WHY OH WHY, do these dusty ass clowns, who some are riding their GOLDEN TICKET for 4 or 5 DECADES??? Are we RETARDED? UNINFORMED?BULLSH*TTED? Whatever,the time is NOW to take back,or try too, take back our country from these jerks so willing to sell our freedoms,liberties,quality of life and safety. Their heads are buried so far up the lobbiest asses that Hoffa's gotta be closer! They need a glass mirror installed in their fat guts to see. We NEED to take a step back and research these people BEGGING,KISSING BABIES and making all and every promise to ou frYOUR VOTE! Please look into their voting records.Did they fullfill their jaw boning? Did they do anything illegal? Immoral? Let me answer...OH HELL YEAH THEY DID! Ok, chill, not ALL, but WE KNOW who the soul and money suckers are. We must not allow this to continue. Almost EVERY horrible situation we are dealing with right now is reaction to them NOT doing their jobs, planning for self dependence,great plans for all types of disasters,terrorists,illegal invasions,crazy ass dictators with their fingers on 'the button',the implosion of Social (in)Security,the debt......(damn I am depressing MYSELF ;-)> ) blah,blah..it goes on and on. They get in front of the cameras and ruffle their tail feathers and shout and scream and blame and demean the OTHER side. What the? We ARE ALL AMERICANS, they need to play the game FOR US. They are ust fattening their bank accounts,and propping family members up for other beneficial jobs. We need to check them from stem to stern as they would us if we wanted money from them. Do you think if e worked for them and only produced about 25% of the time we would get full pay?If we lied?Got popped doing drugs and driving, driving drunk and killing a passenger?Playing on puter wth kiddie porn? Cheated with their partner? HELL NO! So why do we put up with their CRAP? They go on and on (like this post!) about what they will do, and yet we are i some of the bleakest days.Our great military is being stretched tighter than Joan Rivers face.Our borders are as un healthy as Tedward Kennedys LIVER and its goes on and on how un safe we are.And now we shall share what little we have to give ILLEGALS are jobs,welfare,homes. This is soooooo BROKEN. I urge you, I BEG you...Please check out these lawmakers personal and voting records. There are PLENTY of new blood out there wanting your vote to REALY PRODUCE FOR US & OUR COUNTRY. Sometimes angels hide their wings, and The Devils dressed like a lamb. Get the brooms outPatriots! We CANT GO ON LIKE THIS ANY LONGER.Your kidz and their kidz are counting on US to comb thru this crap and find the real diamonds. I would love to see these lawmakers WORK LONGER,HARDER and FOR LESS. I would LOVE TO HAVE THE DO FREEBEES,VOLUNTEER THEIR TIME. Take RANDOM DRUG TESTS and have a yearly accountabilty meeting as to check and balance what they said they would do and what they ACTUALY DID! We cant wait for bird flu to take some of these brain dead dusty dinosaurs out! We must audit thier job performance.It should be a priviledge not a given. I am madd as hell and I cant take it ANYMORE!! AND I VOTE!! JOIN ME! We are running outtta time and money.The enemy sees our weekness and will again pounce on it. GOD BE WITH US. =^.^= VOTE SMART

HAPPY ARMED FORCES DAY KIDZ!!

Happy Friday Ya'll !! As we 'Great Americans' damn skippy know,that this weekends Armed Forces Day is here! YEAH! A time we can assemble in the streets and march! Not for no another 'Day without Illegals' but 'A DAY TO HONOR OUR MEN & WOMAN IN THE SERVICES!!'. As we all know, my sweet spot in my heart, next to Hannity of COURSE!, is our wonderful Armed Forces of these United States!And there loved ones OF COURSE! These days I consider the MinuteMen and Women guarding our southern borders in this elite group that deserves and demands or praise,respect and THANKS! Yeah, THANKS FOR PROTECTING OUR BUTTS! Thanks for protecting our country from more attacs from sicko Johnny El-Kabooms wanting to destry the very lives these people are fighting to protect.And Thanks for the folks on our borders, which areas healthy as Tedward Kennedys friggin LIVER,from terrorists and those Non American scamps crossing rivers(We REFUSE to let them turn Cali or Arizon into Wetback Mountain!) while trying to invade our land and suck up all the jobs,welfare,tax bucks and benefits we hard working American citizens are due. I pray that many of you have made plans or will no make plans to join i a Heros Parade or help a vet or invite a militar family 4 a BBQ or call an elderly relative who is a vet or a widow of a vet.Just think of me Saturday morning,knowing I am slipping on my new 'I HEART (LOVE) ARMY BOYS tshirt gettin ready to jump into my Chevy Blazer,flags in my back pockets of my Levis as I head down to one of the MANY local parades honoring our locals men and women,many who just returned in past 6 weeks,to scream and cheer and kiss as many as I can ! LOL! ;-)> and let THEM KNOW who greatful I am for THEIR SACRIFICE and for their families and loved ones sacrifices! Many families here and all across the country will have pain in their hearts as their loved ones didnt make it out alive.And for them and the wounded we owe an EXTRA SPECIAL THANK YOU and prayers. Our outpouring of love and appreciation are just what is needed in these tense times.Please join me in some sort of SHOW of SUPPORT to these ordinary people doing extraordinary things! Remember, its not how a HERO DIES that makes them a HERO, Its how THE LIVED!!!!!! All MY LOVE,Stay Safe,Alert and Respectful! GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES PAST AND PRESENT AND FAMILIES! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!! Go on with your fine selves and have a hella-good weekend,throw a steak on the grill 4 me! JESUS LOVES You and so does THE KARPET KITTEN =^.^=

Boy Howdee, them AMBIEN is a powerful drug! I just woke up in Tiquana!!!

HI KIDZ!! Just a quickie to 'splain my absence! Alot of family troubles and when it rains it pours! LOL! Just so ya know, you areALL in my heart and prayers and am greatful to have you as my cyber family. Like I said on Seans.... JESUS LOVES YOU AND SO DOES THE KARPET KITTEN! Dont worry I havent lost my insane ways and views, just my family is in a crisis and thats my priority. I am ready to get back in the saddle and spank the wrong doers! Did someone mention TedWard Kennedy and his chip of the ole block head Son??? I found out Kenny in Spanish means 'CRAZYASS DRUNK AT THE WHEEL'!!!!! Oh,sht, thats that AMBIEN talking again......KISSES,HUGZ and I SO MISS YA'LL! GOD BLESS YOU ALL and YOUR FAMILIES and GOD BLESS AMERICA!!! Weare thee best. And all our support and love an prayers to our brave troops and heir loved ones.And our living legend Vets!!LOVE YA!!!! YYYYEEEEAAAWWWHHHHH!! p.s. I still owe ya my Mammagram pics, Al Franken story w/ pics and I had a chance to mount a tank! more to come...stay tuned. And talk about the gas prices... Ya'll heard of a Miami credit card? A gas syfin and a 20 gallon gas tank! ;-)> Anyone got a tip on how to get this gas taste outta my mouth..and dont say kiss Tedward,that hallatousis is more flammable than high octain!!! DAMN THAT AMBIEN! KISSES! YIPPEEE! My birthday is next Monday May 15th! Thats a good thang! =^.^=

Thats DOCTOR DOGGIE HAWSER TO YOU DARLIN' !! ;-)

A nose for diagnosis? Pioneering study suggests man's best friend could be cancer's worst foe Trained dogs sniffed out disease better than a CT scan, writes Elaine Carey Jan. 7, 2006. 01:00 AM HEALTHREPORTER Your dog's sniffing habit can get embarrassing at times, but now researchers have found a valuable use for that curious nose � detecting cancer. Ordinary household dogs, given as little as three weeks of training, were able to detect lung and breast cancers even in the earliest stages better than some traditional tests do, says a study released yesterday. In a scientifically supervised trial involving 55 very recently diagnosed lung cancer patients and 31 breast cancer patients, and a control sample of 83 healthy people, dogs were able to detect cancer from breath samples with an accuracy rate of between 88 and 97 per cent. While comparisons are crude, $2.5 million CT scanners have an accuracy rate of between 85 and 90 per cent, according to Cancer Research UK, Britain's biggest cancer investigator. The study was conducted by the Pine Street Foundation, a California-based non-profit that conducts clinical trials on cancer patients, using scientific methods to explore alternatives others dismiss. It's to be published in March in the peer-reviewed journal Integrated Cancer Therapies at the University of Chicago and was analyzed by statisticians at the University of California, Berkeley. Nevertheless, there will be skeptics, acknowledged Nicholas Broffman, founder and executive director of the foundation. "But it would be very difficult for anyone to look at this and say `This is total quackery,�" he said. "It definitely suggests this is a matter worth studying further. "This study has taken up to five years of our life because we knew it was going to be scrutinized, so we took great pains to make sure it was done rigorously," he said. "We really were very diligent to make sure our research was solid." Early detection is key, but lung cancers aren't usually caught early because there is no reliable screening test, and mammograms have a high rate of false positives. "To have a tool that may be able to pick it up at stage-one or pre-stage-one cancer would be extremely valuable," Broffman said. "Something that gives people hope and options is worth pursuing." The foundation is seeking funding for a study that would look at other cancers and include unhealthy patients, to see whether dogs can distinguish cancer from other conditions. "Every study builds on the last one, but in terms of proving the concept, this one does that," Broffman said. Anecdotal evidence has existed since 1989 that dogs have an ability to detect cancer. A British woman that year finally went to a doctor after her dog spent several months sniffing a mole on her leg and tried to bite it off. It turned out to be a malignant melanoma, and was caught early enough to save her life. Another study last year published in the British Medical Journal found dogs were able to detect bladder cancer in urine with a 41 per cent accuracy rate. Although low, that was a rate three times greater than chance. Pine Street, with collaborators in Poland and South Africa, decided to do a double-blind study. Volatile chemical compounds have been isolated in the breath of cancer patients before using gas chromatography/mass spectroscopy, but in concentrations much higher than would be found in an average patient. "But that suggested, if we could get as sensitive as a dog's nose, there was hope it could be detected in early stages," he said. The first dog, in the advance study five years ago, was a poodle from a Toronto-area breeder. "We had two of them and they were so exquisite, and their personalities were so amazing." The current study used three Labrador retrievers and two Portuguese water dogs, 7 to 18 months old, who were trained by being given treats as rewards when they lay down in front of the cancer breath samples. In the double-blind study, not even their handlers knew which samples were from cancer patients, so the dogs had to wait until they left the room to be rewarded. "The study has some interesting merit to it, but my biggest concern is what the public will understand from it," said Dr. Mahmoud Khalifa, director of surgical pathology at Sunnybrook and Women's College Health Sciences Centre. "A woman might think you can get a dog and it will tell her she has breast cancer, but that's not what it's saying at all," he said. In the study, patients were told to breathe very deeply into a sample tube, which is not how people normally breathe, he said. The study also doesn't explore how long the dogs will maintain this ability. A third issue is liability, he said. If a lab makes an error and misses detecting cervical cancer from a Pap smear, it is liable. "But who's going to be liable if a dog misses a case?" he asked. "Obviously, this is something that needs further exploration," he said. "If a woman gets anxious because her dog is reacting and goes to the doctor because of it, then that's okay. If the dog is wrong, there's no harm done. But a false negative is tragic." Pine Street isn't recommending that people try to train their pets to sniff out cancer. The study dogs, without prompting, identified a malignant melanoma in a dog show judge and an early-stage lung cancer in a visiting Japanese TV producer, Broffman said. The foundation is consulting ethicists, because "it's a serious ethical issue in terms of what you say to people. You're kind of obligated to tell them. The take-away from that is people should not train their dogs because of this issue." They are also trying to find a way to de-program the dogs. Broffman emphasizes that the canines were treated so well during the study that "I wish I had been one of them." But his group hopes to explore whether a device like a breathalyzer could be developed that is as sensitive in detecting cancer. Dogs have an extraordinary detection threshold as low as parts per trillion, he said, "and the key is whether technology can develop such a device." =^.^= kittens are great caregivers

POOR WALMART needs to SUCK YOUR GOV BUCKS!!!!

Wal-Mart Asks Governors for Help Crafting Health Care Plan Sunday, February 26, 2006 STORIES WASHINGTON���Wal-Mart's chief executive told America's governors on Sunday that he needs their help to make health care more affordable and accessible for the retail giant's 1.3 million U.S. employees because the company can't do it alone. Lee Scott said Wal-Mart's health care costs have risen 19 percent in each of the last three years and that it's only a matter of time before it, along with other businesses, cannot sustain rising costs. "We know our benefits at Wal-Mart stores are not perfect," Scott told the National Governors Association. "Do we want more of our associates' kids on our health plans? Of course we do." Wal-Mart, based in Bentonville, Ark., has been the target of harsh criticism from watchdog groups and organized labor for what they say are costly and inaccessible plans. Under mounting criticism Wal-Mart last fall offered new lower-premium insurance aimed at getting more of its work force on company plans. The company announced last week it is expanding that effort. Scott said the "Value Plan" of $11 a month, now available in some areas, will be available to half of the company's employees within the next year. He also said children of part-time Wal-Mart employees will be eligible for health coverage as soon as the parent is and that the company plans to increase to about 50 the number of in-store health clinics that serve employees and the public. YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWHHHH!!!!!!!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY SWEETHEARTZ!! ;-)>

Happy Valentines Day to you all and those in your hearts and mindz. May today find you happy content and OUTTA DEAD EYE DICKS FIRING LINE!!! OMG! Anything to get attention you rascally rabbit!Back to your undisclosed bunker and lay of the sippy sip dude! hehe At least when Clinton shot ya in the face all that ya had to do was get a tissue and wash up! May love fall from the sky,like birdshot in the old dudes eye! My love,hugs and sweet kisses to you today and EVERYDAY! While you are on the 'puter anyways pop over to � www.OperationDearAbby.net � � � and send a cyber valentine to our beloved troops away from us now.Send a bunch!!! � Have fun,be safe,spread the love ;-)> � Jesus loves you and so does The Karpet Kitten !!!!!!! � Candy is Dandy,but Liqour is quicker! (Tedward Kennedys limo bumper sticker) YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAWWWWHHHHHHHH!!!

WILLY WONKA & The CHOCOLATE CITY! ;-)>

I love,LOVE,LOVE Chocolate! I was thrilled to hear of this new futuristic city of CHOCOLATE....mmmm chocolate! Oh crap! Willy Wonkas not the friggin contractor, Ray Nagins off his rocker again! Dude is trying to do good things for the great New Orleans,but when he open his mouth,its all gumbo mumbo! He sounded like him and Pat Robertson got the same batline to GOD. As much a I KNOW,having lived down in N.O. and bon and raised in the south, it aint the 'white milk' section of our country Fo Sure! So whats everyones blowing a gasket over this strained,drained,exasperated mans MLK Jr. Day pride of his race? The majority of it was and willbe black.Been there, seen it, lived it. The most part of the white folks are for the booze parties,Spring Break,Mardi Gras..etc.Let Ray aginget over his nervous breakdown, maybe he realy does have plan for Willy Wonkas Chocolate Newer Orleans! It would ROCK! A tasty fun filled theme park! A few rides, may I suggest.... Mr. T's WILD Ride! Spinderellas Castle! Snoop Mouse! Russel Simmons Coutry Bear Hip Hop Jamboree! Swiss K Family Robinson! Grand Theft Space Mountain! OK, I will stop!You get it.Just make sure those water rides are caramel-lee.yummers! Note to Ray Nagin, I love your idea of a chocolate city,and I understand with all the trama and heavyweight desisions you have been tripping over,some times you just step in it. OR MAYBE ITS A MAJOR CASE OF MUNCHIES????????? YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWHHHHH! =^.^=

2005, PACK YER BAGS & GET THE HELL OUT! ;-)>

~~Hey Kidz! Just when ya think pirates kidnapped me from a cruise ship! Ta-Da! The bitch is back ;-)> I hope your Christmas and Holiday rocked,and for you naughty ones,so ya didnt get much, but we had fun!LOL! � � � As you know of my broken charred heart, I am trying realy hard to keep a stiff one (UPPER LIP,JEEZE!) but the Christmas lights are like hard blowing sand grains in my eyes. Its painful.My niece Natalie was my mini me and I promised myself and her that starting 2006 I shall pull my self together and jump back into the harrassing and commentary on our culture and events.I thank you for hanging in with me, lost about 25 pounds not eating,sleeping just mostly crying my eyes out in my chair watching CMT.(The Kenny Chesney song 'Who You'ld Be Today') is so right on my feelings,its sad.And with all the devestation this world has seen in 2005, I sorta feel guilty for being so consumed with grief.Maybe its all compounded, hell call Dr. Phil....maybe if I kicked his as Id feel better!Hell, just typing it put a smile on my tear stained face.I wanted ya'll my cyber family to realy know whats been happenin'.Its not that I dont love all my kidz, its just that I am sooo bummed and grief stricken, I need a hug and kiss from each and everyone of you ;-)> May 2006 bring all you and yours MUCH, MUCH, MUCH,MUCH.... LOVE,LUCK,JOY,LAUGHS,HAPPINESS,GOOD HEALTH,HUGZ,KISSES and only TEARS BE TEARS OF JOY! � � Thank You all and May God Bless each and everyone of you, even youse REALY REALY NAUGHTY ones (yes, I know who you R!).Spread the love.Help a mlitary family who are missinga loved one during these weeks.Take a kid whose dad or moms in combatand take em sledding or something fun.You will even enjoy it! Just show them families WE CARE AND APPRECIATE their sacrifice.Set an empty setting at your table for those not here,past/present, over seas/fallen.Thats THE LEAST we can do AND PRAY for them and families.While yer at it, say a prayer for me and my sister Mattie. Also, lets not forget the Hurrican survivors who are equaly shaken this season.So enjoy your time off, 2006 is ready to kick the door in and KICK ASS! I feel my juices flowing and thanks for all your kind words and support and friendships.I promise I wont let ya down.Getting ready to post my Mammogram pics and experience and encouragement for some of you ladies and you men who love your ladies! We made it thru Mother Natures Path of Fury, Wacko Jackos (mis) Trial,Britney being a mother!(CPS!!!),A BuggEyed RunA-Way Bride,Death of My Pope,OMG!OMG! Bill O'Rielys fallafel million dollar PHONE BILL,Ben-Jen broke up!,I met Al Franken,Spokanes AntiGay-Gay Mayor RECALLED ,his fave movie BrokeBack Mountain (Also called Homo on The Range,HairyBack Mountain! Blake and Saddam on trial all bitchy and bossy,Tom (I need my meds,REALY) Cruise, and the best of all another TERRIFIC year for my sweet Baby SEAN HANNITY rocking the radio,tv and books and looking so damn good!His crew ROCKS! His NAME SHOULD BE MARIAH,CAUSE HE IS SOOOOO ON FIRE!!!!Same thing for the Great Mark Fuhrman..radio,tv, books,looks hes rockin' it,too! Stay safe,I love and care about ya'll, be good (or at least be good at it) Throw an extra kiss up at midnite on New Years for your Karpet Kitten!CHEERS! KISSES! YYYEEEEEAAAAAAWWWWWHHHHHHH

KINKY FREAKY DEAKY MAYOR of Spokane RECALLED FREAK!!!

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!Hey,hey,hey GOOD BYE!!!!!!!!! RECALL!!! Kidz,I am talking about the Titanic-ee Spokane City Hall scandal I have been telling ya'll about. A big fat liar,who cheated the city out of hundreds of thousands of money, holding back Gay Rights for decades (he has been dubbed THEE ANTI-GAY, GAY MAYOR the stories of when he was a Boy Scout leader in the 70's,a Deputy in the 80's and a Senator in the 90's, all along trolling for hott young boy toyz! Not that being gay is the issue, he shamed the Repblican party as well as Spokane, and the stories of the boys in the 70's YUCK! The gays here were part of ousting him.This guy was (on the city dime,whch is more like a penny cause the city has been finanacialy sucked dry,even laying off cops and fire!Good luck getting a cop to respond to your crime, its THAT BADD, yet he got a 30K raise after the layoffs.He sat at his desk and on his (EEEEWWWHHH!) LAPTOP! chatting it up and lining them up on freaking Gay.com on city puter,scouting teen boys with promises and cash.This is a HUGE STORY here.30 years of a pedophile sex ring he was/is in. Suicide of his buddies.Its unreal. Oh, its a tale. Anywho! Click the link to local paper and a reporter (with a great voice took 'My Way' and 'These are a Few of My Fav Things' and spun them to Mayor Wests perverision. Its some of thee funniest satire out there .Last night Spokane kicked his ass to the curb after 7 months of this dictator holding the city by the short hairs. Scroll way way down to BOTTOM of page on right side the section 'RECENT MEDIA/MULTIMEDIA and click audio for 'Bi-Way' (Elvis would B proud! Frank grossed out though! LOL )And 'These are a Few of my Favorite FLINGS! ' You will HOWL and so will everyone else.Im telling ya, this is a JEWEL! Hit the audio and listen. KISSES!!!!!YYYYYYEEEEAAAAWWWWHHHH http://www.spokesmanreview.com/

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Hey TURKEY! ;-)> � As you all prepare to feed and be fed I had to drag myself to the keyboard to tell you all how grateful I am that you are part of my life. Though we are a cyber family, I call ya'll and yours family (LIKE IT OR NOT! LOL) I want to express how much I appreciat,love,and care about each and every one of you. I just put a special spot for military families who are GIVING us the precious family member who while not be at their table tonite.I ALWAYS set a plate out with a small flag napkin on it for those who are away from the loving arms of their family and friends.We owe the troops and families our deepest love,respect and thanks.For those of you who are vets and made it home,we give our sincere gratitute for your service and leaving our beautiful shores to serve s well.Thank you and may God Bless you vets! It has been a long hard year for me, yet I NEVER loose site of my blessings,and I pray the same for you.No matter how rough it gets, my motto 'If the Good Lord brings ya to it, The Good Lord will bring ya thru it'! Thats where I hang my hat,in The Lords hands. So before this turns to cyber triptaphan I must reach out to each of you,your families,friends and even that grumpy old neighbor ;-)> and say 'YOU ARE ALL REASONS WHY I HAVE SOMETHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR TODAY AND EVERYDAY!' Call an old friend or relatve,be grateful our brave troops have keep our soil free of terrorisism,and remember I LOVE YOU! � HAPPY THANKSGIVING KIDZ! KISSES! and many,many thanks and hugs!!! Thank God for everyone of you!YOU GUYS ROCK! YYYYEEEAAAAAWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hi EveryBody! ;-(

As many of you know have been going thru a terrible serie of personal events that have sucked my soul.So much I couldnt even turn on 'puter.I thank you for your prayers and thoughts and calls.Good thing cats have 9 lives, I think I just burned thru 3 of 'em! Just a quickie to tell ya'll I luv ya and will in detail tell ya what I have been thru while I have been away from ya'll,but I am crying just as I write this.My only sisters daughter died 10 days into her 17th year in Tennessee in a horrific auto accident.Drivig too fast, no seat belt, text messaging on a dark country road.She would email me every morning to say 'HI', and until now could I pull myself up by the boots and get on line.I will post her pics and I beg you if you are telling our kids 'Wear your seatbelts,slow down and no cell phone!', while YOU are doing those same insane acts you arent doing your job to protect them.They do what you do, not what you say.And oh yeah, I met Al Franken,no I didnt kick his ass! Got a pic,made him laugh and will tell more.So, thats whats been up, its been realy sadd in my big heart.There is a HUGE hole (like Ted Kennedy head size) in my heart that Natalie took wth her.I am trying day by day to be your lovable snarky kitten, bt the darkness has kept me down,the tears I have cried would flood any major city and Natalie would want me to go on.She was/is part of our groups and loved my posts and Hannity spots. Say a prayer for Natalie,her mom Mattie and dad Greg.And me,I realy need ya! Kisses and appologies,and my promise to get back in the kick ass mode A.S.A.P. LOVE YA'LL =^.^=

I'VE BEEN A BADD BADD GIRL ;-)>

*YOU SHOULD SPANK ME!REALY!!!! I heard from a friend that Katrina relief was bogus.I let you down and ask 4 your forgiveness ;-)> But I have seen and heard,even local that I will post,been having ALOT of problems w/ yahoo that is a HUGE problem 4 me.So I bow my head in shame about passing false info kidz...... KISSES YYYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAWWWWWWWWHHHHHH =^.^=

A letter from a KATRINA RELIEF VOLUNTEER that will blow your mindz!!

Absolutely digusting behavior. An M.D. reports. Absolutely digusting behavior. An M.D. reports. � ( just wondering. Is anyone shocked at this behavior? ) � I thought I might inform the few friends I have on my recent traumatic experience. I am going to tell it straight, blunt, raw, and I don't give a damn. Long read, I know but please do read!!! � I went to volunteer on Saturday at the George R. Brown (Houston) convention for two reasons. � A: I wanted to help people to get a warm fuzzy. � B: Curiosity. � I've been watching the news lately and have seen scenes that have made me want to vomit. And no, it wasn't dead bodies, the city under water, or the sludge everywhere. It was PEOPLE'S BEHAVIOR. The people on T.V. (99% being� Black) where DEMANDING help. They were not asking nicely but demanding as if society owed these people something. Well the honest truth is WE DON'T. Help should be asked for in a kind manner and then appreciated. This is not what the press (FOX in particular) was showing, what I was seeing was a group of people who are yelling, demanding, looting, killing, raping, and SHOOTING back at the demanded help!!!!! So I'm thinking this can't possibly be true can it???? So I decide to submit to the DEMAND for help out of SHOCK. I couldn't believe this to be true of the majority of the people who are the weakest of society. So I went to volunteer and help folks out and see the truth. So I will tell the following story and you decide: � I arrived at the astrodome only to find out that there are too many volunteers and that volunteers where needed at the George R. Brown Convention Center. As I was walking up to the Convention Center I noticed a line of cars that wrapped around blocks filled with donations. These where ordinary Houstonians coming with truckloads and trunks full of water, diapers, clothes, blankets, food, all types of good stuff. And lots of it was NEW. I felt that warm fuzzy while helping unload these vehicles of these wonderful human beings. I then went inside the building and noticed approximately 100,000 sq. ft. of clothes, shoes, jackets, toys and all types of goodies all organized and ready for the people in need. I signed up, received a name badge and was on my merry way excited to be useful. � I toured the place to get familiar with my surrounding; the entire place is probably around 2 million sq. ft. I noticed rows as far as the eye can see of mattresses, not cots, BLOW UP MATTRESSES!!! All of which had nice pillows and plenty of blankets. 2 to 3 bottles of water lay on every bed. These full size to queen size beds, by the way, where comfortable, I laid on one to see for myself. I went to look at the medical area. I couldn't believe what my eyes were seeing!!! A makeshift hospital created in 24 hours!!! It was unbelievable, they even had a pharmacy. I also noticed that they created showers, which would also have hot water. I went upstairs to the third floor to find a HUGE cafeteria created in under 24 hours! Rows of tables, chairs and food everywhere - enough to feed an army! I'm not talking about crap food either. They had Jason's deli food, apples, oranges, coke, diet coke, lemonade, orange juice, cookies, all types of chips and sandwiches. All the beverages by the way were put on ice and chilled!!!! In a matter of about 24 hours or less an entire mini-city was erected by volunteers for the poor evacuees. This was not your rundown crap shelter, it was BUM HEAVEN. � So that was the layout: great food, comfy beds, clean showers, free medical help. By the way there was a library, and a theatre room I forgot to mention. Great stuff right???? � Well here is what happened on my journey - � I started by handing out COLD water bottles to evacuees as they got off the bus. Many would take them and only 20% or less said thank you. Lots of them would shake their heads and ask for sodas! So this went on for about 20-30 minutes until I was sick of being an unappreciated servant. I figured certainly these folks would appreciate some food!!! So I went upstairs to serve these beloved evacuees some GOOD food that I wish I could have at the moment! � The following statements are graphic, truthful, and discuss UNRATIONAL behavior*** � Evacuees came slowly to receive this mountain of food that is worth serving to a king! I tell them that �we have 2 types of great deli sandwiches to choose from - ham and turkey. Many look at the food in disgust and DEMAND burgers, pizza, and even McDonalds!!!! Jason's deli is better than McDonalds!!!! Only 1 out of ten people who took something would say "thank you" the rest took items as if it was their God give right to be served without a shred of appreciation!!! They would ask for Beer and liquor. They complained that we didn't have good enough food. They refused food and laughed at us. They treated us volunteers as if we where SLAVES. No, not all of them of course, but 70% did!!!!!! 20% where appreciative, 10% took the food without any comment and the other 70% had some disgusting comment to say. Some had the nerve to laugh at us. And when I snapped back at them for being mean, they would curse at me!!! Needless to say I was in utter shock. They would eat their food and leave their mess on the table. Some would pick up their stuff but most would leave it for the volunteers to pick up. I left that real quick to go down and help set up some more beds. I saw many young ladies carrying mattresses and I helped for a while. Then I realized that.there where hundreds of able bodied young men who could help!! I asked a group of young evacuees in their teens and early twenties to help. I got cursed at for asking them to help!!! One said "We just lost our f --- g homes and you want us to work!!" The next said "Ya Cracker, you got a home, we don't" I looked at them in disbelief. Here are women walking by carrying THEIR BEDS and they can't lift a finger and help themselves!! � WHY SHOULD I HELP PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO HELP THEMESELVES!!!! � I waved them off and turned away and was laughed at and more "white boy jokes" where made at me. I felt no need to waste my breath on a bunch of pitiful losers. I went to a nearby restroom where I noticed a man shaving. I used the restroom, washed my hands and saw this man throw his razor towards the trash can...he missed. He walked out leaving his disgusting razor on the floor for some other "cracker" to pick up. Even the little kids where demanding. I saw only ONE white family and only TWO Hispanic families. The rest where blacks. 20% to 30% decent blacks. and 70% LOSERS!!!!! � These people were not ignorant..they where ARROGANT A -- HOLES. The majority of which are thugs and lifetime lazy a --� welfare recipients. We are inviting the lowest of the low to Houston. And like idiots we are serving the people who will soon steal our cars, rape, murder, and destroy our city while stealing from our pockets on a daily basis through the welfare checks they take. We will fund our own destruction. � By "US" I don't mean a specific race, I mean the people who work hard, work smart, have values and morals. Only people who want to help themselves should be helped, the others should be allowed to destroy themselves. I do not want to work hard, give the government close to half the money I earn so they can in turn give it to a bunch of losers. � I don't believe in being poor for life. My family immigrated here. We came here poor, and now thank God, and due to HARD WORK we are doing fine. If immigrants, who come here, don't know the language can work and become successful... WHY CAN'T THE MAJORITY OF THE HOMEGROWN DO IT!!! If we continue to reward these losers then we will soon destroy our great country. I just witnessed selfish, arrogant, unappreciative behavior by the very people who need help the most. Now these same people who cursed me, refused my cities generosity, who refuse to help themselves are DEMANDING handouts on their own terms!!!!!!! They prance around as if they are owed something, and when they do receive a handout, they say it's not good enough! Well you know what.. these types of people can go to hell for all I care! � --Richard L. Johnston, M.D. University of Mississippi Medical Center 3805 Crane Blvd. Jackson, MS� 39216 601-981-3896 (home) 601-573-0472 (cell) 601-984-0214 (pager) � "Think before you give"