MY HELL-A-GOOD PATRIOTIC WEEKEND!

I just had to tell ya'll about my super duper patriotic great American weekend. Saturday was an awesome day.Rathdrum Days Parade had alot of The National Guard that returned,met some great old timey Vets and was impressed w/ size of crowd in lil ole North Idaho.Had an 80 yearold Vet dressed in his best, spit shine and all,and we talked during the parade.I made him blush with my praise and thanks and prayers.Even too a pic w/ him.He was a General.As the parade entries threw candy and stuff, I would gather it and give the candy to him(General Crockett!) and his wife.So cute as they ate candy and popcycles! I told them not to curse me when the sugar rush ran off! LOL! Made me feel proud! We then shot over across town to see off 100 troops headed to Iraq..alot of tears and scared eyes on the kids in uniform.Then went to a dedication ceremony at Court House in CDA honoring troops w/ an array of medals(see todays www.CDAPress.com and headline story 'National Guard Honors Soldiers' and it names them and all the brave things they did) and to place a plaque for the one soldier from the 116th that was killed.It was a very moving hour and a half w/ first being the ONLY civilians (tisk-tisk people) having about 75 of the troops hanging w/ us and me taking pics (of course!) and some we met during Post Falls parade.Its awesome to be surrounded by so many great Americans, and they knew us.The parents of the fallen soldier were preset, very strong, no tears.I hugged and kissed both of them and thanked them for their sacrifice and let them know how greatful and sorry we are for their loss.Watching alot of the guys cry as they hugged mom saying what an honor it was to serve w/ their son, was hard to say the least.The 5 star General who I met in Post Falls, saw us and was so thriled to see me, it was wierd.He has the news clipping the Spokesman Review locl paper took of me next to him with the entire 116th on Flag Day.I had a shirt on that said 'I Love ARMY BOYS' and he was all...'I have our pic over my desk,and see you everyday!You got me in the paper! ' . I said, your the reason, he goes, it was you being so cute and that shirt! LOL! They took another pic of me with them,and the General goes anything special? I go, 'Yeah, All the guys take your shirts off!' And everybody,even the somber mom, laughed hard. Then about 10 minutes later the stereo stared playing Taps,and the ceramony began.I feel honored and greatful for that chance to show my and my families appreciation for all their sacrifices and hard charging work.All kinds of medals Purple Hearts,Bronze Stars,Metals of Valor and all were gven to these guys that just minutes B4 were goofing around with me! They took formation in the grass under blue skies and 95 degrees.I was like a proud mother! Its amazing what a hug and kiss does.For both sides. And you know, from the bottom of my heart, how honored I am to know such great Heros ! GOD BLESS AMERICA! GOD BLESS YOU ALL! I send you all my thanks,love and prayers and kisses!

MY SUPER HAN-MAN! THE GREAT AMERICAN HERO! ;-)>

Faster than a speeding Kennedy, able to leap tall Libs (John F'in Kerry) in a single bound,its a bird (EAGLE),its a plane, its SUPER HAN-MAN! Thats right kidz we now have OUR OWN Super American Hero SEAN HANNITY !!! Super Han-Man has been shooting with laser speed TRUTH,JUSTICE and THEE AMERICAN WAY! By day hes a mild (MILD?WYLDE,more like it!),mild mannered radio talk host carpet bombing the libs with thier own dirrty bombs,doing the HEAVY LIFTING of all the bullsh*t the wackos throw his and our way,defending OUR LIBERTIES,FREEDOMS and for some of us our freaky fetishes! LOL! ;-)> Super Han-Man uses his powers FOR GOOD,not evil! He could banish Tedward Kennedy and his pack of wacks to another plant...URANUS would fit! But NOOOOOO, our Hero allows the booze hound to waste our oxygen and give us materal for great jokes (some of the Kennedy tricks ya cant make up Kidz!) But by night Sean strips outta that stuffy expensive suits and ties and PAD-DOW! SHAZAM! He's right in tighty tights! Oh, beat still my heart! Muscle huggng red and blue BABY! (Notice this new gayed up movie fakeass SuperMan doesnt even have a RED CAPE..its more like a burgandy..a clear sig the Queer Guys had their eyes on the wardrobe! But not our Super Han-Man! He PROUDLY wears that red cape...it takes a REAL man to rock a cape and tights!And whie the movie version had over 75 costume tweeks, our Super Hero needed NO SPECIAL PADDING in the 'man area' or fake muscles,and 'all the rest of that stuff! This Great American Hero is packed and stacked,BABY! Hes like a Super Hero Whopper....Grade A American Beef, a bit cheesy and two hott bunz! hehehe! Super Han-Man is worldwide in his service to helping people.He throws himself in the path of danger (sitting next to Combs and assorted libs),and all those EVIL,EVIL VILLANS! OMG! Kerry,Sharpton,Schumer,Hillary,Ed Asner and ALEC BALDWIN! So maybe Sean doesnt work at a newspaper,he wasnt sleezy enuff to get a job at the NEW YORK SLIMES, so what! ABC and FOX are his news cover. More similiarites between MY Super Han-Man and the other gayed up Super Man...... That perfect almost helmet hair,side part and all! The rugged,sexy good looks,too! And Han-Mans eagle eyes dont need no stinkin' glasses! And in the new movie Lois Lane is a slutty little single mother,(shes gona be on Maury Povich nextweek for 'Whose my Babys Daddy!).This hussy who couldnt wait for her man to return! That bee-otch! I appoint myself Super Han-mans Lois Lane! Hannitized and Sannitized and a very loyal proud American kick ass chick who stands by her man! I could also be his 'Kryptonite'...vavava-voom! And the kicker is like I said on Super Han Mans show...This movie 'Hero' is the ultimate ILLEGAL ALIEN! Not another country, ANOTHER PLANET!!!(and Brando was his FATHER!). Dudes gotta be doin' the crap the other Super Heros wont! ;-)> Hannity is ALL AMERICAN BABY! And just as in my dreams, I wish a comic of my 'fantasy' would be mass produced! Sean...uh, Super Han-Man flying high above the Northwest in his most tight tights swooping down on me to save me from a rabid Cindy Sheehan protest that Michael Moore is filming, and us flying high with me in his ripped,rockin musclebound arms! Then off to Iran, North Korea and finish off Iraq! Whatta Team! ;-)> YYYEEEAAAAAWWWHHH!!!!!!! Truth,Justice and the American way....sprinkled with Karpet Kitten Fantasy! Come Fly with me....... =^.^=

It's HARD out here for a PIMP!!

I hate our LAWMAKERS! So, sue me, I do! What the hell are they doing for the real hard working Americans they pretend to BE and REPRESENT? I want a refund on the whole lot of Congress.I wake u this morning with the news that America, our beautiful United States is THEE MOST PATRIOTIC COUNTRY IN THEE WORLD! (and we LOVE our country,dont we kids!?!) Our nation symbol is our flag,men and women have DIED protecting our national symbol, our way of life and our liberties and freedoms all tied together in an awesome red, white and blue.Thats my way of thinking anyways!So whats up with our ELECTED OFFICIALS and them NOT banging out a way to protect and defend our NATIONAL SYMBOL from anyone wanting to burn them in our country?You woud think, bieng the patriotic flag wavers we ARE,it would be a give? BUT NOOOOOOOOO! They have to fight OVER THAT! They cant/wont/dont understand what our flag means to us and what a SYMOL of our lives and our counries history. I wonder how much pushing from our own government are we going to except from these inept, blowhards? Burn the flag, take GOD outta everything,treat terrorists we have in custody DURING WAR, like they are in a Hollywierd rehab? And with all the illegals making money,screwing taxpayers outta $$$$$,you might think the ILLEGALS UNPAID TAXES may be a way to pay for BORDER PATROL costs,emergancy medical costs are just 2 ideas for the tax money.But NOOOOOOOO,thats too EASY, even though we define,detain & deport MILLIONS A YEAR,the ILLEGALS continue to invade and overtake our country.Maybe the lawmakers realize that at the rate we are going,with the invasion stats and all,our flag needs a 'tweeking' a sort of more PC makeover,perhaps? Maybe our flag and our national anthem are part of thee grade plan to make the country and the people less white bread, more flava? What are they THINKING? Oh, THEY ARENT!! One moron opened his mouth,and out falls, "PIMPS need to pay up all those unpaid BACK TAXES!" (insert your OWN dirrty joke here) yes, some lawmaker woke up thinking Americas Plan to get back on track "Has to have PIMPS PAY UP!!".(I cant Believe it either!) Make the money off some poor ho working her money maker 24/7 !! Have they heard PIMPS dont have a 'union' or clubhouse or a yellow page of Pimps to collect addresses to 'shake down' the pimps for some money, bitch!??! Like a freakin' PIMP is gonna have his 'accountant' fill out the forms for his stable of street walkers? Beam me up Scottie.I cant believe someone would put thier name on that bright idea, but of course he did,proudly. I will wait for the FOX network to do a 'When Pimps Attack', as the first line of IRS agents hit the streets to get a piece of that pie.(ok, your right, another dirrty joke insert). So all you PIMPS are on alert that the government is coming on steadfast and strong for your illegal earnings. And as far as our national symbol is concerned,you lame ,sneeky ,over paid LAWMAKERS........... This aint NO RAG, its A FLAG! Protect it as if it were,say,a spotted porcupine carabou.... YOU FREAKING IDIOTS!!! YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAWWWWHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

It TAKES A VILLAGE to raise A WALL

Finaly,we are getting some troops and support for our borders.The states along the Mexican border will be watched by the National Guard (and the MinuteMen) and I want to say THANKS.You now how I feel about the chances of a terrorist who wants to die to bring on the pain on our land.With our trained troops watching OUR BORDERS we canALL FEEL a wee bit safer.SO WHY THE HELL are the 5 states on the border just expected to 'pony up' all their troops to watch over OUR COUNTRIES unprotected borders? Its our WHOLE COUNTRIES problem! Why must AH-NOLD and the other 4 governors be left holding the bag for ALL OF US? Last time I looked,it was for the safety of every American,Boise to Beverly Hills..Sanibel to Seattle...you get the idea.The border should be and MUST BE a collection from every state to protect and defend us down there.We cant drain the Guard outta Cali.Hell,You never know when quakes or wildfires maight hit California (or if Wacko Jackson moves back to Neverland) !! We must be a United Quilt of Support and Force for our borders.I have not heard anybody else mention this little tidbit of info.We must strike while the iron is hott and station thousands of troops along the states to no longer allow anyone thats wants a piece of our pie to jump the imaginary line to the front of the line.I ask you to help me get this message out. UNITED WE STAND...DIVIDED WE FAIL.. TheKarpetKitten.com

BILL O'RIELLY...STEALTH TERRORIST KILLING MACHINE!?!?

I'll keep it pithy.Bill went to Gitmo on Friday.He wanted to see whats up with the mongrels.I dont know what went down kidz, but come by the end of the weekend 3 terrorist ha COMMITTED SUICIDE!!! Now, thats not funny someone killing themselves,but one of these monsters I kind glee! So is The Big O a lean mean killing machine? Maybe he was 'Looking out for us'! Maybe his calls of poppinjays and other wordz I dont understand drove them to spin their linens into a means to hang themselves! What a waste of sheets(they get sheets,too!?) The KKK deserves them sheets 4 these terrorists do! So Bill,what ever you did to drive these pigs to their overdue deaths,I say Boo-Yah! Sometimes myself while waiting for Hannity and Colmes 2 come on,and having to watch Falaffel Man,I wanna yak up myself!LOL! Just kidding ! They need to run The O'Reilly Factor 24/7 @ Gitmo for a while,we may just thin the herd!The Spin Realy Stopped There!What Say You??Coinsceindence? I THINK NOT!! Rock on Bill,you are deadlier than Ted Kennedys BREATH! YYYYEEEAAAAWWWHHH!! ���

FLAG DAY!! FLY EM HIGH BABY!!

Readers, this poem was read into the Congressional Record during the second session of the 89th Congress. Read on: THE FLAG (By Stacy Frank, Grade 8) This flag of red and white and blue May not mean very much to you. But as for me this banner flies And with its mighty voice it cries Out to peoples far and near To proclaim our freedom here. A small beginning, I agree, But like the acorn to the tree. Thirteen states we had at first, But as our country grew, our thirst For land and freedom did not stop. That land did well; produced a crop For countries of the world to share And then they knew our flag was fair. And underneath this starry wing Foreign peoples help to sing The greatest story ever told, The story of our country bold. Of its birth into the world And of its wondrous flag unfurled. And over the world there ne'er will stand The flag of any other land That will mean as much to me As this flag of liberty. ~~~ =^.^= Just ANOTHER SHOUT OUT to you who want to reach out thru your computer and touch a troops heart! A few lines from you(pass it around!) can/does/will MAKE a TROOPS DAY AND JOB BRIGHTER in such dark times.PLEASE take a second www.OperationDearAbby.net and give them some love for me too!I would NEVER ask ya'll to doanything I wouldnt.Give these heros a pump up and pat on back,cyber hugs and kisses and love and info from home..and your respect,thanks and appreciation =^.^= ~~~~~~~~~

DISGUISE,FETISH or UBL's lil' BITCH!??

Women's clothing found at al-Zarqawi house Inspection of destroyed house also finds magazines, militant propaganda. A U.S. 4th Infantry Division soldier guards the scene of the recent airstrike against Abu Musab al-Zarqawi�on the outskirts of Hibhib, near Baqouba, Iraq, on�Saturday. HIBHIB, Iraq - The ruins of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's house are strewn with a random jumble of wreckage -- magazines, a leopard-print nightgown, a religious slogan and a few hints at the violent career of Iraq's most wanted man. What is left of the "safe house" where the leader of al-Qaida in Iraq lived suggests that he and his companions lived there with few luxuries. The U.S. military took reporters to the village of Hibhib, near the town of Baqouba north of Baghdad, three days after its air strike killed al-Zarqawi, blamed for the grisly beheadings of hostages and the killings of thousands in suicide bombings. A total of six people died when the house was destroyed by two 500-pound bombs on Wednesday. An Iraqi army officer said they included two women and an eight-year-old girl. The U.S. military said on Friday the wounded al-Zarqawi was still alive when U.S. troops reached the site after the bombing. At the site surrounded by palm groves, two thin foam mattresses were scattered across the rubble on Saturday, along with a small carton of pineapple juice with its straw intact. There were traces of al-Zarqawi's radical ideology. A leaflet lying in the rubble identified a radio station in Latifiya south of the capital as an apparent target. A few feet away was a magazine picture of former President Franklin D. Roosevelt. Alongside the fractured concrete and twisted metal was a nightgown, other women's clothes and a white man's shirt. 'I feel good. ... Thank you America' "I feel good. Zarqawi is dead. Thank you America," said Adel Hussein, 33, a soldier and resident of a nearby town who had just been deployed to the area. �Al-Zarqawi tried to flee in last moments�From street thug (he was NO Tupac kidz!)to terror leader�Bush: Al-Zarqawi death a 'severe blow said the U.S. officers who had been among the first troops on the bombing scene said they had not been told its huge importance beforehand. "There were two patrols in the area that were diverted to the area. We did not find out that Zarqawi was the target until the next morning," said Col. Thomas Fisher. Hibhib, about 40 miles north of Baghdad, is typical of the Iraqi villages where U.S. troops hunt Sunni Arab insurgents and al-Qaida militants. But the house where al-Zarqawi last lived was extremely isolated. It was surrounded by thick palm groves that hid it from mud and cement houses a few hundred yards away. The site is also well hidden from the main road 400 yards away, which cuts through lush green flatlands. Finding it must have required precise intelligence. The U.S. military has spoken of a painstaking process, including human sources and electronic surveillance, that led them to the house. Bulldozers cleared some of the site and filled a 40-foot wide crater left by the air strikes, U.S. officers said. Remnants of al-Zarqawi's last days suggest he took an interest in learning about his enemies. A torn page of what appeared to be the May 2 Arabic edition of Newsweek magazine lay in the rubble. Phrases about Jews and Christians, the targets of al-Zarqawi's angry statements, survived the bombs. A leaflet referred to the Mujahideen Shura Council, an alliance of al-Qaida in Iraq and other militant groups. "God is the light of the skies and the earth," read a large black plaque. His death has not eased fears of violence in Hibhib and many other villages like it. U.S. troops kept their rifles trained in every direction as reporters inspected the damage. A group of Iraqi soldiers stood by, pleased that al-Zarqawi's days were over. But several wore masks to hide their identity. "Zarqawi may be dead but terrorism is not," said Ahmed Zubaid. "I have lost many relatives and friends to Zarqawi's people. One was even killed on the same day he was." ~~~ =^.^= This piece of crap deserves 2 to blown away,no questions or guilt bleeding hearts!GOD BLESS OUR FREAKING AWESOME MILITARY!Sorry Usama,find another bitch to run your Jihad into the ground!Next to Uday,Quasay and Zarquawi and all the other murdering pigs and the next ass clown thinking he will 'git er done'! So BURN IN HELL for all the fear,terror and path of detruction you blazed,and all in Nike sneeks and the jabronee couldn't fix his jammed weapon in last video! Ah-Ha!The job aint done yet,so celebrate,but stay alert & safe~~ =^.^=

20 Ways 2 say YOUR FLY IS OPEN (my fave #5!) ;-)>

20) The cucumber has left the salad. 19) I can see the gun of Navarone. 18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 17) You've got Windows in your laptop. 16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave. 15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now. 14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell. 13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson... 12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal. 10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building! 9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. 8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir! 7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 6) Dr. Kimble has escaped! 5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary." 4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction... 3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it? 1) I thought you were crazy; now I see you're nuts.

OLD EXPRESSIONS GAY COWBOY'D UP!! ;-)>

After the movie "Broke Back Mountain", the following cowboy expressions may have assumed significant secondary meanings: 1) I'm gonna pump ya fulla lead, Mister! 2) Barkeep, let me have a stiff one! 3) Don't worry, I've been in tight spots � before! 4) Howdy, Pardner! 5) I don't care if you're saddle sore, we've � � still got a long ride ahead of us! 6) You stay here, while I sneak around from � � behind. 7) Hold it right there! Now, move your hand � reeeal slow-like! 8) Allright, let's mount up! 9) Giddee-up, li'l dogie! 10)Nice spread you got there! 11) ....You ever ride bareback before? 12) You know how to use that gun of yours? 13) You cover me, while a take a look! 14) I'll tell the other men in the morning! 15) You and me are gonna have to take �������turns riding shotgun, Slim! 16) Hand me that rope, Butch! 17) Wait till I come around before you �������move! 18) Get a move-on! 19) ...You ever handled one of these before? 20) Get a load of this! 21) Use both hands when you get hold of it 22) ...You ever been on a stallion before? 22) Ride 'em, Cowboy! 23) Keep mooovin', mooovin', moovin'...! ~~~~ SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY!!~~~~~~

NAUGHTY FACTS of LIFE !!! ;-)>

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield ��� � "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.��Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." �� Lynn Lavner �� "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."��Camille Paglia ��� "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation.� The other eight are unimportant."� George Burns ��� "Women might be able to fake orgasms.� But men can fake a whole relationship."� Sharon Stone ������ "Hockey is a sport for white men.� Basketball is a sport for black men.� Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."� Tiger Woods ������ "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."��Jack Nicholson �� "Clinton lied.� A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."��Barbara Bush (former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) �� "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."� Robin Williams ������ "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."��� Billy Crystal � "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than�they do undressing in front of other women.� They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."��Robert De Niro� "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.� They say they cause severe swelling. �So what's the problem?"� Dustin Hoffman ����� "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'."� Jerry Seinfeld ������ "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." �Robin Williams �� " It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."� Joan Rivers ����� " Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."� Steve Martin ������ " You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman.� Stuff you pay good money for in later life."�� Elmo Phillips ������ " Bigamy is having one wife too many.� Monogamy is the same." �Oscar Wilde �� "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."� George Burns -YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

GATORS or POLITICIANS ;-)>

Two gators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it." Well," said the big gator, "What you been eatin boy?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small gator. "Hmm. Well, where do yall catch em?" "Down to the side of the swamp near the parkin lot by the Capitol." "Same here Hmm. How do you catch 'em?" "Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!" "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase." =^.^=��;-)> To get taste outta gators mouth they had to lick a dirtydiaper! KarpetKittensSeanHannityZone in yahoogroups

Mr. Bush..PUT UP THAT WALL !!!

Times are a changing,and to honest with ya'll,I am extremely CONCERNED! HELL, I AM MORE SCARED THAN THE SHEEP ON "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"!!!!!!!Thats SCARED kidz! ;-)> My fur is up and I am pissed about the situtation at our borders,(yup even up here on Canadas border).This is been soooooo long in need of attention that Larry King wasnt even BORN! ;-)> Whats the surge in urgency all of a SUDDEN while MILLIONS,MILLION,I'll say it again MILLIONS of ILLEGALS have been INVADING our country thru its borders as pourus & uhealthy as Tedward Kennedys Liver for Petes Sake!We have all seen the videos and locals seen crossings and signs,for DECADES,but no severe action to those ILLEGALLY,I'll say it again ILLEGALLY sneeking into our homeland!Some come for day jobs,bring back to their families the money theymade TAX FREE! Friggin AL CAPONE tookout for that,so why do we allow these illegal,criminal,lawless tax evaders slide? You and I would never,NEVER be given SUCH LEINENCY! Not to say there are awesome non Americans who worked HARD,PAID and went thru PROPER CHANNELS to be here LEGALY.Like my grandparents sailing all the way from Italy to Ellis Island,and PROUD to work hard and become citizens of this 'GREAT LAND'.They hard lived stories they told me would make one of these border jumpers crap (or LAUGH,probably laugh).Yes,we ALLOW this,AT WAR and AT RISK and as open as Paris Hiltons legs! It was a melting pot, now its to a boil.And my MAIN CONCERN IS TERRORISTS COMING thru Canada and Mexico,not to mention the major Mexican RagWeed, Herion and that sweet Canadas 'B.C.Bud' (so I hear LOL!) Criminals andother foreigners.WE MUST CONSTUCT A WALL,FENCE WHATEVER! Our lives,liberties and FREEDOM are sooooo at risk (the gov dont tell us everything) that God BLESS THE MINUTEMEN for starting this party.Now all the blowhard politicians can jump on bandwagon & use it as an 'atta boy' backslap.(For them I say bee-otch slap from me,MUCH BETTER ;)> ) Speaking of these LawMakers/LawBreakers all those speaking,screaming,whining about the fence/wall being too expensive , (all those UNPAID TAXES!) blah,blah,blah.. TELL ME FRIENDS.. HOW MANY OF THESE ASS CLOWNS HAVE THEIR OWN HOMES FENCED or at least live in GATED COMMUNITIES???? OMG! Did I just say something that I need to repeat and question on Sean or what! YYYEEAAAAWWWWHHHH! And you Bill GATES "He hates he has sooo much $$$$',(Did u hear him say that)build a fence and freaking advertise on it for crying out loud 'NO-Window06'.LOL.Seen The Kennedy Compounds,fenced and gated,what a surprise.All to keep ua/them no good nicks out!HELLO! Same story, just a LARGE SCALE and MAJOR IMPORTANCE!!!!!They are doing NOTHING more than putting a bandaide on a BULLETOLE with only a few miles of fence, and thats a 12 GAUGE BULLET HOLE! STAY safe and ALERT =^.^=

FREEDOM CONCERT INFO !!

Yes, its that time of the year we are able too,with the help of Sean Hannity, Oliver North and the FREEDOM ALLIANCE to provide tuition assistance to the dependants of TROOPS KILLED or PERMANENTLY DISABLED in the line of duty protecting our liberties and freedom and those in other lands.This 4th Annual Festival of Conseravitive Talking Heads,Marty! and HANK WILLIAMS JR., SARAH EVANS and LEE GREENWOOD! This year they have expanded it to 2 DAYS, with one over here on the WEST COAST!;-)> I want you all to have info whether you plan on going or just want to donate to this non profit extravaganza suportng those familes who gave THEE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE! So, Friday,July 21,2006 in Jackson,New Jersey at 6 Flags and Wednesday August 2,2006 in San Deigo,Cali.at the COORS Ampatheatre, great Amercan shall gather to have food,fun and American Pride! I have included the real link to purchase or donate to this very WORTHY CAUSE!1-800-329-5454 http://www.freedomalliance.org/2006_concert_page.html Also check out www.freedomalliance.org for much more info! The troops and famlies and all involved thank you, and so do I! KISSES! KarpetKittensSeanHannityZone in www.yahoogroups.com

I posted some pictures ;-)>

This Armed Forces Day, in my area there was a Parade honoring of fresh from Iraq hometown guys and girls! Though it was a very rainy early North Idaho morning, I and a pitiful hanfull ,mostly family,(those wimps were afraid to get wet,girrly men!LOL!) I stood tall and proud,and wett and wylde! waving my flags,wearing my 'I LOVE ARMY BOYS' teeshirt and soooooo proud to WELCOME THEM HOME! Every one of them rsponded to my 'God Bless You,youre awesome,THANK YOU'...was a 'NO,THANK YOU',and you know me... I got the last NO THANK YOU! in there. hehe... so I was honered to take some pitures with this 116th Engineering Battalion of North Idaho.The picture made the paer and I will post it at a later time! These pics are in my yahoogroups,and if you are NOT already a member(its casual) please except this invitation... go to www.yahoogroups.com in box asking 'which group' do you want to join type (CC&P,now) KarpetKittensSeanHannityZone Thanks to all you vets,troops and responders and families.Jesus luvs you and so does The Karpet Kitten!

LAWMAKERS or LAWBREAKERS ???

I have been grinding to try to get this message out,nows a great time sice nextweek many local elections will be held.I ,as many of you are absolutley DISGUSTED with many of our great countries LAWMAKERS. I feel, and I hope youre on board, its time we open their closets,sweep out old dusty skeletons and take that broom and sweep them off THE FLOOR! Many, too many of these good ole boys have been Livin' The Vida Loca on our dime (which is worth about 4 cents,eh?) for too damn LONG! The old sayin' 'If it aint broke Dont Fix it.' Hell, we are in Brokeback BROKE MODE! Many of these sliy,glad handeling, corrupt,con artist Bullsh*tts have been in your towns jaw boning what you want and NEED to hear.Then they pop on their private jets ,cocktails in hand and mistress on lap)to their waiting lios to their mansions,then to their cushy jobs where everything they told you falls by the wayside for special interests,pet projects,industry and fatt catts.Leavng us with empty promises and no change for the better. People, this is more aggrevating to me than sand in my bikini bottom! WHY OH WHY, do these dusty ass clowns, who some are riding their GOLDEN TICKET for 4 or 5 DECADES??? Are we RETARDED? UNINFORMED?BULLSH*TTED? Whatever,the time is NOW to take back,or try too, take back our country from these jerks so willing to sell our freedoms,liberties,quality of life and safety. Their heads are buried so far up the lobbiest asses that Hoffa's gotta be closer! They need a glass mirror installed in their fat guts to see. We NEED to take a step back and research these people BEGGING,KISSING BABIES and making all and every promise to ou frYOUR VOTE! Please look into their voting records.Did they fullfill their jaw boning? Did they do anything illegal? Immoral? Let me answer...OH HELL YEAH THEY DID! Ok, chill, not ALL, but WE KNOW who the soul and money suckers are. We must not allow this to continue. Almost EVERY horrible situation we are dealing with right now is reaction to them NOT doing their jobs, planning for self dependence,great plans for all types of disasters,terrorists,illegal invasions,crazy ass dictators with their fingers on 'the button',the implosion of Social (in)Security,the debt......(damn I am depressing MYSELF ;-)> ) blah,blah..it goes on and on. They get in front of the cameras and ruffle their tail feathers and shout and scream and blame and demean the OTHER side. What the? We ARE ALL AMERICANS, they need to play the game FOR US. They are ust fattening their bank accounts,and propping family members up for other beneficial jobs. We need to check them from stem to stern as they would us if we wanted money from them. Do you think if e worked for them and only produced about 25% of the time we would get full pay?If we lied?Got popped doing drugs and driving, driving drunk and killing a passenger?Playing on puter wth kiddie porn? Cheated with their partner? HELL NO! So why do we put up with their CRAP? They go on and on (like this post!) about what they will do, and yet we are i some of the bleakest days.Our great military is being stretched tighter than Joan Rivers face.Our borders are as un healthy as Tedward Kennedys LIVER and its goes on and on how un safe we are.And now we shall share what little we have to give ILLEGALS are jobs,welfare,homes. This is soooooo BROKEN. I urge you, I BEG you...Please check out these lawmakers personal and voting records. There are PLENTY of new blood out there wanting your vote to REALY PRODUCE FOR US & OUR COUNTRY. Sometimes angels hide their wings, and The Devils dressed like a lamb. Get the brooms outPatriots! We CANT GO ON LIKE THIS ANY LONGER.Your kidz and their kidz are counting on US to comb thru this crap and find the real diamonds. I would love to see these lawmakers WORK LONGER,HARDER and FOR LESS. I would LOVE TO HAVE THE DO FREEBEES,VOLUNTEER THEIR TIME. Take RANDOM DRUG TESTS and have a yearly accountabilty meeting as to check and balance what they said they would do and what they ACTUALY DID! We cant wait for bird flu to take some of these brain dead dusty dinosaurs out! We must audit thier job performance.It should be a priviledge not a given. I am madd as hell and I cant take it ANYMORE!! AND I VOTE!! JOIN ME! We are running outtta time and money.The enemy sees our weekness and will again pounce on it. GOD BE WITH US. =^.^= VOTE SMART

HAPPY ARMED FORCES DAY KIDZ!!

Happy Friday Ya'll !! As we 'Great Americans' damn skippy know,that this weekends Armed Forces Day is here! YEAH! A time we can assemble in the streets and march! Not for no another 'Day without Illegals' but 'A DAY TO HONOR OUR MEN & WOMAN IN THE SERVICES!!'. As we all know, my sweet spot in my heart, next to Hannity of COURSE!, is our wonderful Armed Forces of these United States!And there loved ones OF COURSE! These days I consider the MinuteMen and Women guarding our southern borders in this elite group that deserves and demands or praise,respect and THANKS! Yeah, THANKS FOR PROTECTING OUR BUTTS! Thanks for protecting our country from more attacs from sicko Johnny El-Kabooms wanting to destry the very lives these people are fighting to protect.And Thanks for the folks on our borders, which areas healthy as Tedward Kennedys friggin LIVER,from terrorists and those Non American scamps crossing rivers(We REFUSE to let them turn Cali or Arizon into Wetback Mountain!) while trying to invade our land and suck up all the jobs,welfare,tax bucks and benefits we hard working American citizens are due. I pray that many of you have made plans or will no make plans to join i a Heros Parade or help a vet or invite a militar family 4 a BBQ or call an elderly relative who is a vet or a widow of a vet.Just think of me Saturday morning,knowing I am slipping on my new 'I HEART (LOVE) ARMY BOYS tshirt gettin ready to jump into my Chevy Blazer,flags in my back pockets of my Levis as I head down to one of the MANY local parades honoring our locals men and women,many who just returned in past 6 weeks,to scream and cheer and kiss as many as I can ! LOL! ;-)> and let THEM KNOW who greatful I am for THEIR SACRIFICE and for their families and loved ones sacrifices! Many families here and all across the country will have pain in their hearts as their loved ones didnt make it out alive.And for them and the wounded we owe an EXTRA SPECIAL THANK YOU and prayers. Our outpouring of love and appreciation are just what is needed in these tense times.Please join me in some sort of SHOW of SUPPORT to these ordinary people doing extraordinary things! Remember, its not how a HERO DIES that makes them a HERO, Its how THE LIVED!!!!!! All MY LOVE,Stay Safe,Alert and Respectful! GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES PAST AND PRESENT AND FAMILIES! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!! Go on with your fine selves and have a hella-good weekend,throw a steak on the grill 4 me! JESUS LOVES You and so does THE KARPET KITTEN =^.^=

Boy Howdee, them AMBIEN is a powerful drug! I just woke up in Tiquana!!!

HI KIDZ!! Just a quickie to 'splain my absence! Alot of family troubles and when it rains it pours! LOL! Just so ya know, you areALL in my heart and prayers and am greatful to have you as my cyber family. Like I said on Seans.... JESUS LOVES YOU AND SO DOES THE KARPET KITTEN! Dont worry I havent lost my insane ways and views, just my family is in a crisis and thats my priority. I am ready to get back in the saddle and spank the wrong doers! Did someone mention TedWard Kennedy and his chip of the ole block head Son??? I found out Kenny in Spanish means 'CRAZYASS DRUNK AT THE WHEEL'!!!!! Oh,sht, thats that AMBIEN talking again......KISSES,HUGZ and I SO MISS YA'LL! GOD BLESS YOU ALL and YOUR FAMILIES and GOD BLESS AMERICA!!! Weare thee best. And all our support and love an prayers to our brave troops and heir loved ones.And our living legend Vets!!LOVE YA!!!! YYYYEEEEAAAWWWHHHHH!! p.s. I still owe ya my Mammagram pics, Al Franken story w/ pics and I had a chance to mount a tank! more to come...stay tuned. And talk about the gas prices... Ya'll heard of a Miami credit card? A gas syfin and a 20 gallon gas tank! ;-)> Anyone got a tip on how to get this gas taste outta my mouth..and dont say kiss Tedward,that hallatousis is more flammable than high octain!!! DAMN THAT AMBIEN! KISSES! YIPPEEE! My birthday is next Monday May 15th! Thats a good thang! =^.^=

Thats DOCTOR DOGGIE HAWSER TO YOU DARLIN' !! ;-)

A nose for diagnosis? Pioneering study suggests man's best friend could be cancer's worst foe Trained dogs sniffed out disease better than a CT scan, writes Elaine Carey Jan. 7, 2006. 01:00 AM HEALTHREPORTER Your dog's sniffing habit can get embarrassing at times, but now researchers have found a valuable use for that curious nose � detecting cancer. Ordinary household dogs, given as little as three weeks of training, were able to detect lung and breast cancers even in the earliest stages better than some traditional tests do, says a study released yesterday. In a scientifically supervised trial involving 55 very recently diagnosed lung cancer patients and 31 breast cancer patients, and a control sample of 83 healthy people, dogs were able to detect cancer from breath samples with an accuracy rate of between 88 and 97 per cent. While comparisons are crude, $2.5 million CT scanners have an accuracy rate of between 85 and 90 per cent, according to Cancer Research UK, Britain's biggest cancer investigator. The study was conducted by the Pine Street Foundation, a California-based non-profit that conducts clinical trials on cancer patients, using scientific methods to explore alternatives others dismiss. It's to be published in March in the peer-reviewed journal Integrated Cancer Therapies at the University of Chicago and was analyzed by statisticians at the University of California, Berkeley. Nevertheless, there will be skeptics, acknowledged Nicholas Broffman, founder and executive director of the foundation. "But it would be very difficult for anyone to look at this and say `This is total quackery,�" he said. "It definitely suggests this is a matter worth studying further. "This study has taken up to five years of our life because we knew it was going to be scrutinized, so we took great pains to make sure it was done rigorously," he said. "We really were very diligent to make sure our research was solid." Early detection is key, but lung cancers aren't usually caught early because there is no reliable screening test, and mammograms have a high rate of false positives. "To have a tool that may be able to pick it up at stage-one or pre-stage-one cancer would be extremely valuable," Broffman said. "Something that gives people hope and options is worth pursuing." The foundation is seeking funding for a study that would look at other cancers and include unhealthy patients, to see whether dogs can distinguish cancer from other conditions. "Every study builds on the last one, but in terms of proving the concept, this one does that," Broffman said. Anecdotal evidence has existed since 1989 that dogs have an ability to detect cancer. A British woman that year finally went to a doctor after her dog spent several months sniffing a mole on her leg and tried to bite it off. It turned out to be a malignant melanoma, and was caught early enough to save her life. Another study last year published in the British Medical Journal found dogs were able to detect bladder cancer in urine with a 41 per cent accuracy rate. Although low, that was a rate three times greater than chance. Pine Street, with collaborators in Poland and South Africa, decided to do a double-blind study. Volatile chemical compounds have been isolated in the breath of cancer patients before using gas chromatography/mass spectroscopy, but in concentrations much higher than would be found in an average patient. "But that suggested, if we could get as sensitive as a dog's nose, there was hope it could be detected in early stages," he said. The first dog, in the advance study five years ago, was a poodle from a Toronto-area breeder. "We had two of them and they were so exquisite, and their personalities were so amazing." The current study used three Labrador retrievers and two Portuguese water dogs, 7 to 18 months old, who were trained by being given treats as rewards when they lay down in front of the cancer breath samples. In the double-blind study, not even their handlers knew which samples were from cancer patients, so the dogs had to wait until they left the room to be rewarded. "The study has some interesting merit to it, but my biggest concern is what the public will understand from it," said Dr. Mahmoud Khalifa, director of surgical pathology at Sunnybrook and Women's College Health Sciences Centre. "A woman might think you can get a dog and it will tell her she has breast cancer, but that's not what it's saying at all," he said. In the study, patients were told to breathe very deeply into a sample tube, which is not how people normally breathe, he said. The study also doesn't explore how long the dogs will maintain this ability. A third issue is liability, he said. If a lab makes an error and misses detecting cervical cancer from a Pap smear, it is liable. "But who's going to be liable if a dog misses a case?" he asked. "Obviously, this is something that needs further exploration," he said. "If a woman gets anxious because her dog is reacting and goes to the doctor because of it, then that's okay. If the dog is wrong, there's no harm done. But a false negative is tragic." Pine Street isn't recommending that people try to train their pets to sniff out cancer. The study dogs, without prompting, identified a malignant melanoma in a dog show judge and an early-stage lung cancer in a visiting Japanese TV producer, Broffman said. The foundation is consulting ethicists, because "it's a serious ethical issue in terms of what you say to people. You're kind of obligated to tell them. The take-away from that is people should not train their dogs because of this issue." They are also trying to find a way to de-program the dogs. Broffman emphasizes that the canines were treated so well during the study that "I wish I had been one of them." But his group hopes to explore whether a device like a breathalyzer could be developed that is as sensitive in detecting cancer. Dogs have an extraordinary detection threshold as low as parts per trillion, he said, "and the key is whether technology can develop such a device." =^.^= kittens are great caregivers

POOR WALMART needs to SUCK YOUR GOV BUCKS!!!!

Wal-Mart Asks Governors for Help Crafting Health Care Plan Sunday, February 26, 2006 STORIES WASHINGTON���Wal-Mart's chief executive told America's governors on Sunday that he needs their help to make health care more affordable and accessible for the retail giant's 1.3 million U.S. employees because the company can't do it alone. Lee Scott said Wal-Mart's health care costs have risen 19 percent in each of the last three years and that it's only a matter of time before it, along with other businesses, cannot sustain rising costs. "We know our benefits at Wal-Mart stores are not perfect," Scott told the National Governors Association. "Do we want more of our associates' kids on our health plans? Of course we do." Wal-Mart, based in Bentonville, Ark., has been the target of harsh criticism from watchdog groups and organized labor for what they say are costly and inaccessible plans. Under mounting criticism Wal-Mart last fall offered new lower-premium insurance aimed at getting more of its work force on company plans. The company announced last week it is expanding that effort. Scott said the "Value Plan" of $11 a month, now available in some areas, will be available to half of the company's employees within the next year. He also said children of part-time Wal-Mart employees will be eligible for health coverage as soon as the parent is and that the company plans to increase to about 50 the number of in-store health clinics that serve employees and the public. YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWHHHH!!!!!!!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY SWEETHEARTZ!! ;-)>

Happy Valentines Day to you all and those in your hearts and mindz. May today find you happy content and OUTTA DEAD EYE DICKS FIRING LINE!!! OMG! Anything to get attention you rascally rabbit!Back to your undisclosed bunker and lay of the sippy sip dude! hehe At least when Clinton shot ya in the face all that ya had to do was get a tissue and wash up! May love fall from the sky,like birdshot in the old dudes eye! My love,hugs and sweet kisses to you today and EVERYDAY! While you are on the 'puter anyways pop over to � www.OperationDearAbby.net � � � and send a cyber valentine to our beloved troops away from us now.Send a bunch!!! � Have fun,be safe,spread the love ;-)> � Jesus loves you and so does The Karpet Kitten !!!!!!! � Candy is Dandy,but Liqour is quicker! (Tedward Kennedys limo bumper sticker) YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAWWWWHHHHHHHH!!!