CHRIS will ROCK the OSCARS!

So its Hollywoods biggest weekend! No Clay Aikens tour aint starting! Its THEE ACADEMY AWARDS weekend! Whether its a yippee or a yawn for ya, its news! Another sappy loooonngggg shallow awards show is news? Yep, slippin out from the stacked deck of rasism cards is stunning news.You arsty fartsy folks could be in for quite a bumpy ride Sunday.You love your 4 and a half hour epics and tear jerker stories of retards or killer prostitutes or foriegn 'time pieces' or some sort of handicap or addiction. So ABC executives deside to inject some fresh juice into the production by giving us Chris Rock as the host to keep us from falling asleep between all the exceptance speeches (I want too thank God,my hair stylist..) and Jack Valentes (hes still the Prez and/or alive right?) boring stats. So far the publicity and the pros and cons of an edgy young black stand up comedic are generating alot of buzz.Great plan ABC! They knew very well what type of comic Rock is,and as a fan of his, I am glad to see the brother get a chance.He isnt rasict, he keeps it real by pointing out the differences in all the cultures and makes fun of it all.I realy doubt he will drop any F bombs or say anything too out there.He is a highly paid professional,and frankly with new babies and a wife to feed, he will fall into place nicely and keep us entertained,and awake! Sure Chris will be his edgy self.Jokes that might make some squirm.But hes not going to break into his jokes from his 'Bigger and Blacker'(LOVED IT!) But I am certain he will keep his shizzle from nizzlin' and frightenin' the white folks up past their bed time! ;-)> The Academy isnt to fond of comedy.They like it dark and with a big impact.Hey thats Chris Rock! And what he said that got everyones feathers ruffeled were not so far off base. Its realy not a single young black guys thing to get your party on with the Oscar show.But as far as a black and white thing, I think it may be another great year for the black actors. I say Jamie Fox and Don Cheadle are a lock for Best.And Morgan Freedmen for Suporting. But what about the poor white trashy folks they over look year after year.For instance, Paris Hiltons 'One Nite in Paris'........ snubbed!OMG! Theres always next year Paris dear,maybe it was the crap lighting? And HELLO! What the frick about the great Will Farrell in 'AnchorMan'??? That one makes my hair stand up! Or 'DodgeBall' for crying out loud! So, I say you go Rock on with your badd self Chris! You will for sure keep us awake and make us laugh at those dressed up, propped up over payed posers. Except Johnny Depp and John Travolta ;-)> =^.^=