Celebreality= Smooth Criminals

Looks like Marthas recipe for sucess turned out to be doing time! That domestic goddess turned lemons into lemonaide and more than tripled her wealth!!! Yippee! No doubt her first weekend out of the 'Big House' ino her own 'Bigger House'was a bittersweet homecoming.But how can we feel badd for her after this turn around? I always thought she got the shaft anyways, I mean who DOESNT inside trade? But she bucked up, went away for 5 months, will do 5 more w/ a legbracelet monitor,(maybe she can jazz it up with some sparkels or bedazzelers) she gets to go to church and work and reclaims her reign of strong arm control of her life.I am glad shes back home on her 500 count Egyptian sheets!She shed 20 pounds EVEN! Makes a hard working girl like me wanna go on an illegal rampage ;-)> !!! So congratualations Marty Mar, you showed everyone what an Iron Maiden you are! NEXT! Michael Jacksons trial, finaly...the circus has gotten underway! Of course the jurors arent of his peer group,HES A FREAKING ALIEN!from URANUS no doubt! And theres no blacks on jury, cause,well, he aint black anymore,anyways! His lawyers are so desparate to squash his sordid tales that they had JAY LENO gag ordered!NO JOKES! What a joke!They got Jay on witness list to SHUT HIM UP and not muddy the waters on tv.But Jay got Brad Garrett to come tell some jokes Jay WROTE! And Jimmy Kimmel had a Jay Leno impersonator (Frank Caliento) doing a monolouge of MJ jokes! HAHA! Most of us are pretty sure Jackos guility at this sad point in his life.I am no lawyer, but the first thing I would advise to MJ is GET A SPORT COAT,DUDE! You aint the King or General!Whats with the outdated armbands and medals and such? You are a FREAK MJ! I am sick istening to the testimony of trial.they claim MJ was 'hands on' himself and one hand down the kids pants!!! OMG! OMG! Public stoning to death would be charming for this type of actions,if AND when MJ is found guilty! Sorry Whore-Aldo Rivera,you will lose that moustache,and thats fine w/ MJ sice he doesnt like facial hair interfearing w/ his ass getting kissed! Even OJ knows MJ is guilty! Some say MJ needs help, I say yes, and jail time, remove his children,home and those silly outfits and throw away the key! Child molestation is just about thee worst crime and deserves death!I pray justice is served, the lawyers and judge and jurors dont loose site of the truth.As long as MJ walks or moonwalks the streets, it screams loud and clear that children or woman victimized by rich celebs in this country get a free pass.It sickens me.......... =^.^=