Wednesday, March 30, 2005

The DEATH of JOHNNY COCHRAINE

Johnny died yesterday after a few years fighting tooth and nail over brain cancer.The captain of Thee Dream Team lost this one.Not many can say they beat Johnny,but alas Cancer took him out.I will say upfront, I am no fan of Johnny Cochraine, I used to call him Johnny Cockroach.I was fasinated by his magical court room tricks of confusion,corruption,cheating,lies,denials and preacher deliverence style.This was one Teflon MoFo.He taught us laymen the walk and talk of being a highly sucessful lawyer,thru the ULTIMATE reality show 'The OJ Simspon Double Murder Trial'. And even though OJ lefta trail of evidence that led right to his bedroom from crime scene ,he got OJ off of the double murder with his wit,madd skillz,rhymes and props!!! And even up to the end Johnny was trying HARD to help his long time client Michael Jackson get off,(MJ dont need THAT kind help!),ahh,get a not guilty verdict (alright!). I do hope JC found some time,or coinscience, to write the truth of what OJ told him about his guilt.He once said he had a client who admitted he was guilty,but it was his DUTY to defend his rights!OMG! As brilliant as JC was,he is the mentor of the crop of money hungry,no coinscience,mud racking scamming lawyers.And who will help the murdering,raping,stealing celebs now?His 13 law offices will go on, so kill away Hollywierd,someones still got yer back! In Johnnys own words...'If It Doesnt Fit You Must Aquit!' NO! not that jewel... From the mouth of the race card Master Baiter....."THE COLOR OF JUSTICE IS GREEN" as in $$$$$$$$. He wasnt just for the black criminals (I SAID Michael Jackson didnt I?!!) he took a white client every once and a while.Remember that poor white trucker driving thru LA during riots and was pulled and beated this close to death with bricks and dudes just pounding him? Johnny took him on and helped. It was just 10 years ago,maybe his brain tumor was there then,(hell the friggin trial almost GAVE ME A TUMOR,watching it 24/7!) He gave his all to free Simpson and his Motley Crew of lying fork tongued possee.Some may say the Devil called in his chips on Johnny.He HAD to have sold his soul to get OJ off that one.And I hated him for it, I hated Johnny for how he let his pit bulls tear apart everyone even remotely connected to case.And DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED,dont even, on how they turned a double murder case into the Mark Fuhrman trial.I said it B4, I will repete it till I die.....Fuhrman coulda been a card carrying memmber of The KKK,showed up in a white hood and STILL ALL THE EVIDENCE led to OJ,his Bronco and home. Mark bounced back from the landmines and grenades lobed at him by the pack of liars.He has proved time and time again what a brilliant detective he is and was,and his career is in high gear.OJs golfing his heart out, all the other lawyers are highly paid anaylists/authors/hosts.The trial that divided America.The trial of the Century.And Johnny was the Puppet Master.He showed all thats good and all thats evil in the system,and lawyers,too. He was a larger than life,boombastic,flamboyant,flashy,bling-blingy man a cross between a pimp and a preacher. He did alot of work in a short time and made a name and impact,not only in the courts, but every living room and dining table. Farewell Johnny, too bad you didnt out live OJ, but hopefully you left letters,tapes and proof that OJ did it and aquitted it. =^.^= (note to the Devil.....HERES JOHNNY!)

1 comment:

Konservative Jay said...

I concur with the great Museum Curator. Keep up the good work Ms. Kitten.