Monday, December 15, 2008

Mr.BUSH & THE SHOE-ICIDE LOBBER INCIDENT! ;-)>

As ya'll saw our Commander and Chief light on his feet with dealing with that filthy pig 'jouranlist' (using THAT term LIGHTLY!) who wanted to assault and shame Mr. Bush ,and OUR MILITARY,after all he and our military have done for his kitty litter box and his (the good people) of Iraq! Man, I was VERY impressed with the KAT LIKE movement of our President.LAME DUCK MY NARROW TAN ASS NACY PUKELOSI! And then to follow up with some funny quips.Like the dude had a small foot! OH SNAP!!! So,my mind started going......... Dumb Ass Security,what were ya doing?Not watching the Chief!Maybe Prez learned to move fast like that while hunting w/ Cheney... It can happen ;-)>! Or in the halls as Nancy and Reid and Kennedy are coming down ! Soundz right! This Shoe-ISCIDE LOBBER was swiftley thrown to the Karpet BEATEN!! Beaten like a Micheal Vick Dog,my fave part!! YYYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH and left a trail of blood as they drug his stoopid ass outta the joint as Bush went Shecky Green! Loved IT!!! I had to think that if Chicago Gov,or Slub Blahgoy-SUMBITCH was on the other end of thrown footwear that thing on his head might have swallowed IT! And it sure as HELL WOULD HAVE HIT,CAUSE THAT HEAD and HAIR (?) are barn size! And throw a Jimmy Chew at his foul wife,it might just lodge in her big fatt MOUTH! So kidz, I leave you with wordz THAT LAST NIGHT THE GHOST OF JOHNNY COCHRANE PASSED ON TO ME TO TELL ALL........... WHEN THE SHOE IS THROWN BY AN IRAQI TWIT,OUR SWIFT,STEALTH PRESIDENT ,JUST WILL NOT BE HITT!!!!!!! ;-)> LOVE YA'LL =^.^= www.TheKarpetKitten.com PLEASE RESPECT,THANK,HONOR,SUPPORT & PRAY FOR OUR TROOPS,VETS,FIRST RESPONDERS and THEIR FAMILIES ;-)

1 comment:

Charlie on the PA Turnpike said...

Two quick questions:

* Where was the Secret Service? Not for the first shoe... I mean 'who throws shoes?' But didn't anyone think he should have been dealt with after the first shoe?

* Had this reported done the same thing to Saddam Hussein, would he have lived in 15 mins?

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, KarpetKitten!