Friday, December 31, 2004

2004! YER OUTTA HERE!!! ;-)>

WHEW! What a year 2004 was, I have named it '(insert LOUD announcer voice here) THE YEAR OF THE BOOB! From the beginning with Janets to The Big Boob hiself John Kerry.There were many boobs thru out,many,many! We found out what the BS in CBS stood for, Petersons Death Penalty(finaly),a Gay NJ Governor, The whole election mud slinging process.Media circus with their Hurricane Watches,Anna Nicole,Martha the jailbird,The whole Benifer romance, BILL OREILLY Fahrenheits Hype,Britney...BOOBS.Tits and Twits!YUP! 2004 was a deadly bloody year.My heart and soul go to those who have died and the ones that loved them who are left behind.Its hard for me to wish us all a Happy and Wonderful New Year while standing in the rubble of 2004.Some of us will never be the same.I pray to GOD,yes, we PRAY TO GOD HERE!I pray for each and everyone of you and your loved ones and friends safety and peace in this New Year.It was a bittersweet year for many,unless you were a Red Sox fan and your STILL HIGH! ;-)> but for the most part we held strog and firm. I hope you choose to ditch those lame resolutions and just promise yourself to be better to yourself.Be a better citizen,daughter,son,mother,father,friend,wife,husband,lover.Be a better AMERICAN.I pray 2005 brings us ALL closer together as united NOT divided AMERICANS.I dont want anymore of this anti America-Americans crap! In the words of my sweet grandmother Rose..'Build a bridge sweetie,and GET OVER IT!' I love you all and wish for your personal best while I go thru my day.Since moving out here to Idaho my New Years traditon after midnite kiss and toast is to strip naked (with snow boots and a smile) run thru BACK YARD clanking pots and screaming out the old year and welcoming in the New Year.Then I throw my naked body into the soft new snow and do a snow angel! Not alot of snow even to cover the grass as of yet,might just drop the snow angel part,ahhh....So tonight, dont party too much, and when you raise your toast remember all of us Hannity family/F.O.K.K.ers (Friends of Karpet Kitten) and wish us well! We will do the same for you and yours!It was a great year of being part of our little circle, I enjoy and love your input and emails and compliments(LOL).So 2004 the doors gonna hit ya where the Good Lord split ya...can ya just pah-leeze take Mike Moore,Al Franken,Anna Nicole and a few other loons wit'cha?? Oh Please!?! Jesus had a great ear at the box office, yet got thrown outta school! Dont let it get ya down Big Guy! They did it to me,too!I could go on and on with thanking ou all,praying for our safety and the worlds future,Congratulating Mr. Sean Hannity for the exceptional job he did not only during election but the WHOLE YEAR. He toured like a rock star (he is!), he educated,barnstormed and gave till he couldnt give no more.We should all give a special toast for Sean and Sweet Baby James for their continued sucess and stellar work. Lets try to take a moment of silence tonight for the victims of the years horrible disasters.... Tsunami , hurricanes,earthquakes and bloody WAR.(And some Democrats Piston fans ;-)> ) So in every rose is a thorn,but enjoy the sweet smell and have much love,luck,peace,happiness,sucess,good health,good news and comfort.Know you are special and loved and appreciated! Thanks for putting up with me another Year!Maybe I made your favorite Boob list!As for my favorite BOOB one word,BABY.......... YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAWWWWWWHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I miss the Mean Dean Machine,ok!) One last thing clck this awesome link which speaks from my heart to you and hopefuly will put a smile on your face and chuckle too! http://www.smilesr4u.com/kittyny.htm LOOK OUT 2005, HERE I COME!!! =^.^=

Saturday, December 25, 2004

A BIGG FATT SACK of NAUGHTY CHRISTMAS JOLLY's 2 make ya laugh! ;-)>

~~ Viagra 4Gingerbread Men?? http://www.aikenslaughs.com/adult/794.jpg ~~~ Santas Favorite Helper! http://redwolf421.0catch.com/images/Santacouldntmakeit334x500.jpg ~~~ Micheal Moores Christmas wish..A Baby Mike Clone! http://www.clublaugh.com/es-items/444.jpg ~~~ Santas Stop At AL FRANKENS HOUSE! http://www.geocities.com/red_k9/toons/24.gif ~~ The Gift that keeps on giving!4 the Girl who has ALMOST everything! http://www.footlonghotdog.net/200109/Crabs.jpg ~~ MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY SONG ,ENJOY! http://www.geocities.com/demuredenise/J6ohnLennon.htm ~~ A Purrrfect Christmas Wish!: http://d21c.com/wal9/felines/kittens/kitten_xmasmeow.jpg ~ Santas Gotta Get down there! http://www.anyfun.net/comics/comics/santa5.jpg ~~~ Snowmen and their dirrty minds! http://www.anyfun.net/comics/comics/santa19.jpg ~~~ The History of EggNog! ;-)> http://sassyannie.250free.com/cards/eggnog.jpg ~~~ Buy that little person in your life a Real JESUS DOLL to love and pray with! Heres link www.huggyjesus.com/ ~~ How Santa knows Youre NAUGHTY! http://www.angelfire.com/sc2/sunshinerose10sc/images/christmas/SantaKnows.Gif ~~~~ PLEASE!! Take a second to pray 4 our troops: Prayer wheel for our Military...please don't break it Please send this on after a short prayer. Prayer wheel for our soldiers...please don't break it � � � � ~~~~~~Prayer Wheel "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior. Amen." Prayer Wheel: When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world. There is nothing attached.... This can be very powerful.... Just send this to all the people in your address book.(or Not,just pray!) Do not stop the wheel, please.... Of all the gifts you could give a US Soldier, Sailor, Airman, Marine &others deployed in harm's way, Prayer is the very best one!!!!! Set an empty plate at your table tonight for that troop out there away from family and friends.Also, extend the gift of love and time to thier families.They appreciate it! ~~CHRISTMAS CAROL QUIZ!: http://www.icqgreetings.com/xmas/xmasquiz.htm ~~~~ A Sweet Wish For You all! http://susie1114.com/Christmas/MerryChristmas.html ~~~ MY WISH TO YOU ALL NOW & 4 EVER!KISSES! To All The World... May you be blessed with the Peace and Love of this Christmas season. Let there be peace on earth And let it begin with me; Let there be peace on earth, The peace that was meant to be. With God as our Father, Brothers all are we. Let us walk with each other In perfect harmony =^.^= Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you my cyber family,who I love very much! May God fill your hearts and homes with blesings of much LOVE , JOY ,HAPPINESS, GOOD HEALTH ,LAUGHTER,SUCESS and PEACE!!!! Have a fun and Safe Holiday! =^.^=

Thursday, December 23, 2004

FACTS THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON!

This is for all the blowhard girlie men who complain about this country =^.^= ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As you walk up the steps to the building which houses the U.S. Supreme Court you can see near the top of the building a row of ! the world's law givers and each one is facing one in the middle who is facing forward with a full frontal view� ... it is Moses and he is holding the Ten Commandments! . DID YOU KNOW? As you enter the Supreme Court courtroom, the two huge oak doors have the Ten Commandments engraved on each lower portion of each door. DID YOU KNOW? As you sit inside the courtroom, you can see the wall, right above where the Supreme Court judges sit, �a display of the Ten Commandments! DID YOU KNOW? There are Bible verses etched in stone all over the Federal Buildings and Monuments in Washington, D.C. DID YOU KNOW? James Madison, the fourth president, known as "The Father of Our Constitution" made the following statement: "We have staked the whole of all our political institutions upon the capacity of mankind for self-government, upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to control ourselves, to sustain ourselves according to the Ten Commandments of God." DID YOU KNOW? Patrick Henry, that patriot and Founding Father of our country said: "It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded not by religionists but by Christians, not on religions but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ". ! DID YOU KNOW? Every session of Congress begins with a prayer by a paid preacher, whose salary has been paid by the taxpayer since 1777. DID YOU KNOW? Fifty-two of the 55 founders of the Constitution were members of the established orthodox churches in the colonies. DID YOU KNOW? Thomas Jefferson worried that the Courts would overstep their authority and instead of interpreting the law would begin making law - an oligarchy ... the rule of few over many. DID YOU KNOW? The very first Supreme Court Justice, John Jay, said: "Americans should select and prefer Christians as their rulers." How, then, have we gotten to the point that everything we have done for 220 years in this country is now suddenly wrong and unconstitutional? . Please forward this to everyone you can. Lets put it around the world and let the world see and remember what this great country was built on. Thank you!! ! Chamber, US House of Representatives � �~~~ GOD BLESS AMERICA! GOD BLESS US ALL! GOD BLESS AND KEEP HIS HAND ON SOLDIERS AND THOSE SERVING OVERSEAS AND THEIR FAMILIES! LOVE AND KISSES! ~~~ =^.^=

Sunday, December 19, 2004

The WAR IN IRAQ:Fewer SOLDIERS DIE, but MORE SEVERELY WOUNDED!

The Hidden Side Of Casualties In Iraq: Fewer Soldiers Dying, But More Severely Wounded Email to a FriendPrinter Friendly Version � By MARILYNN MARCHIONE AP Medical Writer (AP) - For every American soldier killed in Iraq, nine others have been wounded and survived -- the highest rate of any war in U.S. history. It isn't that their injuries were less serious, a new report says. In fact, some young soldiers and Marines have had faces, arms and legs blown off and are now returning home badly maimed. But they have survived thanks, in part, to armor-like vests and fast treatment from doctors on the move with surgical kits in backpacks. "This is unprecedented. People who lose not just one but two or three extremities are people who just have not survived in the past," said Dr. Atul Gawande, a surgeon at Brigham and Women's Hospital in Boston who researched military medicine and wrote about it in Thursday's New England Journal of Medicine. The journal also published a five-page spread of 21 military photographs that graphically depict the horrific injuries and conditions under which these modern-day MASH surgeons operate. "We thought a lot about it," said the journal's editor, Dr. Jeffrey Drazen, and ultimately decided the pictures told an important story. "This war is producing unique injuries -- less lethal but more traumatic," he said. In one traumatic case, Gawande tells of an airman who lost both legs, his right hand and part of his face. "How he and others like him will be able to live and function remains an open question," Gawande writes. Kevlar helmets and vests are one reason for the high survival rate. "The critical core, your chest and your abdomen, are protected," said Dr. George Peoples, a Walter Reed Army Medical Center surgeon who served in Iraq and Afghanistan. "Parodixically, what we've seen is devastating extremity injuries because people are surviving wounds they otherwise wouldn't have." By mid-November, 10,369 American troops had been wounded in battle in Afghanistan or Iraq, and 1,004 had died -- a survival rate of roughly 90 percent. In the Vietnam War, one in four wounded died, virtually all of them before they could reach MASH units some distance from the fighting. Today in Iraq, real-life Hawkeyes and B.J. Hunnicuts have stripped trauma surgery to its most basic level, carrying "mini-hospitals" in six Humvees and field operating kits in five backpacks so they can move with troops and do surgery on the spot. "Within an hour, we drop the tents and set up the OR tables, and we can pretty much start operating immediately," said Peoples, whose photographs are in the medical journal. He's now at Walter Reed in Washington which has treated 150 amputees from the Iraq war. American military hospitals collectively have had 200 amputees from Iraq and Afghanistan, three of them triple amputees. The record survival rates in Iraq have been achieved with an astonishingly small number of general surgeons. The entire Army has only about 120 on active duty and a similar number in the reserves. Of these, only 30 to 50 are in Iraq, plus 10 to 15 orthopedic surgeons, to care for 130,000 to 150,000 troops, Gawande reports. That's fewer than the 80 general and orthopedic surgeons on staff at two Boston hospitals -- Brigham and Massachusetts General. "It's a very tight supply," Gawande said of the surgeons in Iraq. "They're now also burdened with civilian Iraqis seeking their help because the U.S. has taken over many Iraqi hospitals." Virginia Stephanakis, a spokeswoman for the Army Surgeon General's Office, said Gawande had done excellent research and that his figures on casualties jibe with those on Department of Defense Web sites, though she wouldn't confirm the number of surgeons in Iraq. Gawande and others also credit nurses, anesthetists, helicopter pilots, other transport staff and an entire rethinking of the combat medicine system for soldiers' survival. The strategy is damage control, not definitive repair. Field doctors limit surgery to two hours or less, often leaving temporary closures and even plastic bags over wounds, and send soldiers to one of several combat support hospitals in Iraq with services like labs and X-rays. "We basically work to save life over limb," said Navy Capt. Kenneth Kelleher, chief of the surgical company at the chief U.S. Marine base near Fallujah. "No frills, nothing complicated. If the injury is not going to be salvageable, we do a rapid amputation, and there have been a fair number of those." If soldiers are shipped to a combat support hospital, the maximum stay is three days. If more advanced care is needed, they're sent to hospitals in Landstuhl, Germany, or Kuwait or Spain. If care will be needed for a month or more, they're whisked directly to Walter Reed or Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio. "The average time from battlefield to arrival in the United States is now less than four days. In Vietnam, it was 45 days," Gawande writes. John Greenwood, a historian with the Army Surgeon General's office, said the new strategy has made a big difference in survival. "Historically, the key change has been the ability to move the wounded man to definitive surgical care," he said. Field surgeons moving with troops is the first step. Peoples traveled 1,100 miles throughout southern Iraq and into Baghdad, doing only what was absolutely necessary to save a life and shipping patients out. He said he tried to ignore personal danger, like the time his medical team was sent to an evacuated air base in southern Iraq. "At least, we thought it was evacuated," he said. In fact, Iraqi soldiers were still being routed out. The medical team was told to pick any of the bombed-out buildings to use as a makeshift hospital. After finishing one surgery, he walked outside and noticed big red X's on all the other buildings warning against entry. By sheer luck, he said, "we had chosen the only one that hadn't been booby-trapped." As for the soldiers he took pictures of, he had this to say: "Every person depicted in those photos survived." ~~~~~~~ GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS!! THEIR FAMILIES,FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES.WE APPRECIATE ALL YOU DO.GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU SAFE =^.^= ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Saturday, December 18, 2004

STEM CELLS make PARALYZED RATS WALK!

Posted on Fri, Dec. 17, 2004 Stem cell researcher makes paralyzed rats walk PAUL ELIAS Associated Press IRVINE, Calif. - So far, not a single person has been helped by human embryonic stem cells. But in cramped university labs, a young neurobiologist with movie star good looks, a Carl Sagan-like fondness for the popular media and an entrepeneur's nose for profits is getting tantalizingly close. Hans Keirstead is making paralyzed rats walk again by injecting them with healthy brain cells sussed from a reddish soup of human embryonic stem cells he and his colleagues have created. Keirstead hopes to apply his therapy to humans by 2006. If his ambitious timetable keeps to schedule, Keirstead's work will be the first human embryonic stem cell treatment given to humans. "I have been shocked, thrilled and humbled at the progress that I have made," Keirstead, 37, said in an interview in his University of California-Irvine office, which is dominated by a 4- by 8-foot collage of famous rock stars created by his artist brother. "I just want to see one person who is bettered by something that I created." Keirstead has been turning stem cells into specialized cells that help the brain's signals traverse the spinal cord. Those new cells have repaired damaged rat spines several weeks after they were injured. For the last two years, he has shown dramatic video footage of healed rats walking to scientific gatherings and during campaign events to promote California's $3 billion bond measure to fund stem cell work, which passed in November. Keirstead and his colleagues are continuing to experiment with rats to ensure the injected cells do what they're supposed to without any side effects. "You don't want toenails growing in the brain," he said. Meanwhile, Keirstead and his corporate sponsor - Menlo Park-based Geron Corp. - are designing the initial human experiments, which will test for safety and involve just a handful of volunteers. The volunteers likely will be patients who have been recently injured. Keirstead's work was at first met by derision and disbelief at the Society of Neuroscience's annual meeting in 2002. "We upset a lot of people," said Dr. Gabriel Nistor, who was the first researcher to join Keirstead's lab five years ago. "No one believed us at first." Keirstead and Nistor were stars at the same gathering in October, and their research will be published next month in a scientific journal. Kierstead is as close as anyone in the stem cell research world could be to celebrity, and that can be dangerous in a profession noted as much for its petty jealousies of individual fame as it is for scientific breakthroughs. (Sagan, the noted astronomer who for years hosted the PBS series "Cosmos," was denied membership in the prestigious National Academy of Sciences, a slight that his supporters insist was based on his mass appeal). Reporters have beaten a well-worn path to Keirstead's lab. The fact that he's wealthy only adds to his growing luster. Keirstead recently sold a biotech company he co-founded, unrelated to his stem cell work, in a deal that could be worth as much as $8 million. "We all love Hans - for various reasons," giggled Karen Miner, whose advocacy organization helps fund Keirstead's work. Miner and her colleagues at Research for Cure, based in Escalon in California's Central Valley, have contributed $170,000 over the last four years to the Reeve-Irvine Research Center where Keirstead works. The center is named for its founding donor, actor Christopher Reeve, who died in October of complications related to his paralysis. "We all feel he is on the cutting edge of spinal cord research," said Miner, 53, who was paralyzed below the neck after an automobile accident 12 years ago. "I have to think it's the most promising thing out there." She toured Keirstead's labs two years ago and watched once-paralyzed rats walk inside their cages. "The adrenaline that I felt was almost enough to get me out of the chair," Miner said. "When you are sitting in a wheelchair and see those rats running around, all you can think is, 'I want some of those now.'" Human embryonic stem cells are created in the first days after conception and are the building blocks of the human body. Scientists believe they will someday be able to coax stem cells to turn into healthy cells to treat a wide range of ailments, including diabetes, heart disease and spinal cord injuries. Many social conservatives who believe life begins at conception view the work as immoral because days-old embryos are destroyed during research. Critics complain privately that Keirstead is beholden to Menlo Park-based Geron, which claims a Microsoft-like grip on any commercial stem cell market that emerges. Geron funded the work of University of Wisconsin researcher Jamie Thomson, who discovered human embryonic stem cells in 1998, and the company funds Keirstead's lab at $500,000 a year. Geron owns the commercial rights to any drug Keirstead may develop. Keirstead doesn't apologize for his funding source, which he said is more generous than he could have expected from the federal government and with fewer research restrictions. He said he's not interested in profits, but rather in speeding the development of new spinal cord treatments. And he has an answer for those who say he's moving too fast and that his experiments with rats are dangling false hope before the 15,000 people paralyzed in the United States each year. "This is extremely promising," Keirstead said. "Why the hell would we wait?" ON THE NET Reeve-Irvine Research Center: http://www.reeve.uci.edu/index.html McKnight Brain Institute: http://www.reeve.uci.edu/index.html Research for Cure: http://www.researchforcure.org/ ~~~ =^.^=

INMATES 2 get call in radio show 4 HOLIDAY CHEER???!!!??

First off, I think the only radio inamtes should get pumped in 24/7 is the O'Franken Factor! That may be unjust and inhumane, but what the frick? They are in jail!Punish the Bums! LOL! Heres a doozey for ya kidz!~ Inmates to get holiday cheer from radio 12/18/2004, 9:16 a.m. PT By ROGER ALFORD The Associated Press� WHITESBURG, Ky. (AP) � Inmates across the nation can receive some holiday cheer from faraway relatives through a radio call-in show that will be aired nationwide this year. �Advertisement � WMMT-FM in Whitesburg, which is popular among big-city inmates being held in isolated prisons in central Appalachia, will host a call-in show Monday so that people can offer Christmas wishes to inmates from Red Onion in Virginia to Folsom in California. Prisoners also are invited to call in for the program, which is slated to run from 7 p.m to 10 p.m. EST. The project is a public service to inmates who are being held in prisons hours from home and who might not otherwise receive a visit from relatives, said Nick Szuberla, a WMMT on-air personality who helped produce the call-in show. "The benefit to us is not monetary," Szuberla said. "This is not a commercially profitable venture. Part of the mission of the radio station is to give a voice to people who may not have a way to get their message heard." More than 40 radio stations across the nation have enlisted to simulcast the call-in program, catering to inmates in prisons like Sing Sing in New York and Big Sandy in Kentucky. It will be the show's national debut. Lorenzo McClean, an inmate at Wallens Ridge State Prison in Big Stone Gap, Va., said inmates appreciate the radio station's initiative. "Thank you for looking at us as human beings," McClean said in an e-mail to the station. WMMT's programming includes jazz, rhythm and blues, hip-hop, rap and other forms of urban music that appeals to prisoners who haven't developed a taste for the Nashville sound offered on most stations here. The signal from WMMT, a 15,000-watt station, reaches six major prisons, including two super-maximum security institutions, and numerous jails in southeastern Kentucky and portions of Tennessee, Virginia and West Virginia. The simulcasts, via Pacifica Radio Network, will send the call-in program to prisons from coast to coast. Amelia Kirby, co-founder of the project, said the show is always heartwarming, especially when she's able to connect inmates and family members who haven't seen each other in years. "One family that we have gotten to know drives from 9 at night until 8 in the morning to visit their loved one who is held in a rural prison in southwest Virginia," Kirby said. "They live in Washington D.C., and let me tell you these coalfields are a long way from there." •__ On the Net: www.appalshop.org/h2h/calls.htm =^.^=

Thursday, December 09, 2004

PIMP MY TANK or DUDE WHERE'S MY ARMOUR PLATED TANK???

Ok, most of us have seen the press on yesterdays Army vs. Rummy question/answer session.I have bee reporting since the war started that our troops were not readly prepared for such a long hard battle.I started with the fact that most dont even have toilet paper out there.there is so much troops are asking family for that goverment cant or wont supply.Then yesterday,our brave troops sucked back fear,frustration and angst to question why are they not adequetly protected???? My mind quickly spinned to Puff Daddys bullet proof Hummer.Trumps bullet proof limo,helicopter and hair.Any rapper worth their grain of salt owns a bullet proof Hummer or Escalade or Bentley.How is it that our celeb elite gets better protection than the brave kids fighting tooth and nail for not only our freedom and rights, but the worlds?? Why cant our government and the worlds automakers pump out these life saving vehicals for the troops? Why on every other channel is there an auto extreme makeover dumping tens of thousands of dollars into a 1972 Pinto?Or how about the Tuttels who build custom bikes,they can make some hot metal POP!(props to the American Chopper peeps!) Why doesn't MTV's Pimp My Ride do an Army Battalions tank convoy? It would be great promotion for station and a great humanitarian deed.I hope I am not the only person with this idea.I hope some movers and shakers and money makers are already on this situation and scetching the blue prints for a tricked out tank!.Most of the troops out there are MTV generation and probably would love the concept of MTV 'pimpin' their tanks.Nothing tacky like fuzzy dice or ground effects neon night lights.How about just some life saving armour plating,folks?If the lawmakers limos are bullet proofed, damn it,the troops must be as well.Many of you are saying,'Why doesnt the government handle this?'After all the money spent to rebuild that sand box over there and teach and help,you would expect our team to have the most state of the art vehicals to fight with or at least compete with the up and coming rapper.Does it offend you Trump is more protected than our brave troops?Do the leaders,lawmakers and higher-ups think this is exceptable? I dont and I appologize to the troops and their families...I am proud that our troops were able to bring this to light in front of the worlds eyes and ears.But sick that it had to come to the 'worlds eyes and ears' instead of it being taken care of quietly.Maybe that will shame the gov into making this right, I dont know.I hope all of you pray for the troops,that they may be protected.Its not just a life or death thing.Do you realize how many of them or maimed or horribly disfigured for life? Why isnt the media doing MAJOR focus on the injured and maimed soldiers? I am sure its a money deal,right.So does that mean Rumsfelds vehical there wasnt bullet proof? I think NOT.

Monday, November 29, 2004

I am a BLACK SHEEP in my CATHOLIC RELIGION

I was born and raised Roman Catholic by my Italian family whose faith was never rocked.As I grew older my faith in God and his teachings were my foundation which kept me strong thru all the ups and downs.My grandmother and uncle,who raised me were elderly,so many Sundys we watched Sunday Mass for shut ins on TV.I actualy used to make a 'pulpit' and pretend to be the priest and word for word recant the mass.Even thru our love of God my grandmother always made sure that I knew the preists were 'men who spoke the word of God'and 'Not God'.I continued to go to church weekly for decades.That was up to 2 1/2 years ago.I made a desision,due to the sex scandals,secrets,sins,bancruptcies,sex payouts and you know all the rest of the ugly stuff.Even though I loved my Priest Nowlan, I could no longer sit there every week wondering about him, ondering where all of our basket donations were going to.Could all these good hearted peoples hard earned money be going to payoffs?I never saw that in church bulletin "Sex Scandal Payffs'.The whole country has churches going banckrupt,moraly and financialy! I pray everyday, love MyGod,Lord and Mother Mary and all the Saints and the Pope.But I keep my faith and relationship w/ God personal,not by going to church.I feel bad, but cant keep going knowing all the secrets and sins which they covered.A strange fact is..The New President of Bishops is Spokanes own Father Skilsted, who is up to his collar in sex scandal info and dealings.The inside word is he was propped up so he doesnt have to testify about all he knew about many,many sex acts by priests.They just moved the priests to different states,never telling church goers,police,etc.These are PEDIFILES.The police should have the ability to arrest,question and sentence them as they would any other citizen.But NO, the church is under control of another country,it may be thee smallest country,but the Vatican makes ALL the RULES.I am frustrasted,ashamed and confused as to HOW a MAN OF GOD could molest a child knowing what a horrific sin it is! I pray we get on this story now B4 more victims commit suicide and all our churches are bancrupt.I still hold firm my faith and love of God,but I have to get the news out.Please read the following story that sheds light on this sick situation. =^.^= ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "RELUCTANT MUCKRACKER' PROBES CATHOLIC CHURCH Author Probes Dark Side of Catholic Church CAIN BURDEAU Associated Press NEW ORLEANS - The stories, and faces, of molested altar boys and abused seminarians seem to dart and flicker like lightning bugs on a summer's night on the broad face of Jason Berry - the reluctant muckraker who took on the Vatican and his own faith. It all started 20 years ago when Berry, a freelance journalist, became one of the first writers to yank the cloak off one of the Roman Catholic Church's darkest secrets: That there were pedophiles in the ranks of priests. But despite the awards, TV appearances, talks at universities, praise and accolades heaped on his work, Berry is a victim of his success, of his journalistic scoops. "I would have been just as happy never to have written a word about the Catholic church," he said in a recent interview at his New Orleans home, a tidy place filled with African and New Orleans art work and books. "And I think in some ways I might have been - I don't want to say happier, but maybe an easier person," he added, thoughtfully. He calls himself "a reluctant muckraker." Investigative journalism was not his first choice. "I am much more interested in the life of the mind," he said. And culture is his passion. He's written extensively on jazz and jazz funerals, the blues, Louisiana writers, the civil rights movement, Mardi Gras Indians and on New Orleans' spiritual life. He writes book reviews and essays on a regular basis. Also to his name is a drama, "Earl Long in Purgatory," about the maverick and erratic former Louisiana governor. And if that were not enough, Berry is turning his attention to making documentaries. But Berry cannot escape the faces of abused altar boys and seminarians, and the minds of sexual predators. It began 20 years ago, when he was 35, a time before the doubt and stories of abuse, a time when Berry was an unquestioning Catholic. An unusual story bubbled up in the backwaters of Cajun country. A village pastor, Father Gilbert Gauthe, was accused of molesting a string of boys at his rectory and on overnight trips to the quiet Louisiana marsh. Berry got on the phone and thought he had a killer story. But his proposals got turned down by such news outlets as The New York Times Magazine, The Washington Post, The Nation, Mother Jones and even the local newspaper, The Daily Advertiser of Lafayette. Finally, he turned to the editor at The Times of Acadiana, a small Lafayette weekly, who ran his stories. "Once I stumbled on this material in the '80s, in the beginning I was, I suppose, morbidly curious, but as I began to see the outlines of a truly vast cover-up, I kept wanting to understand it, I wanted to understand why it happened," Berry said. The same impulse for truth led Berry, as a boy, to ask his father about the shoe box full of photographs of cadavers he'd stumbled across stored away at his home. His father told him about Dachau and the extermination of Jews in World War II. He told his son about his war experiences as one of the first Americans to step into that concentration camp. And Berry's desire to understand Gauthe took him deep into a maze of lies and secrets. "I've had priests and nuns who've called me for years; survivors, attorneys, other journalists," he said. "Maybe that's why I listen to so much music, to not think about the secrets." After first hearing about Gauthe, Berry spent eight years studying pedophilia, church and court documents and conducting countless interviews. Finally, in 1992, he finished his work about the "Catholic Church's sexual Watergate." The book, "Lead Us Not Into Temptation: Catholic Priests and the Sexual Abuse of Children," broke new ground, estimating that between 1984 and 1992 about 400 priests in North America were accused of molesting children. Today, studies estimate that since 1950 about 4 percent of American clerics - 4,392 of them - have been accused of abuse. And only 2 percent of abusers went to prison, according to a recent church report. "'Lead Us Not Into Temptation' was the first hole in the dike, so to speak," said David Clohessy, who runs the Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests. "It showed that the problem was wide and deeper than a few bad apple priests. For those who read it, it was a myth-shattering, sobering revelation." Berry did not approach his subject matter as a detached reporter. As a Catholic himself, the story had personal meaning. "He would get very passionate about it. We had a lot of discussions about it," recalled Anthony Fontana, a lawyer who represented many of the children abused by Gauthe, who in 1985, pleaded guilty to molestation charges involving 11 boys. (In 1998, the Diocese of Lafayette disclosed that it paid at least $18 million to families of children molested by Gauthe.) "Jason was really important for all of us involved in these cases in the early stages. He had the same anger we had. He was able to communicate that to the public, and we got a much faster educational process. The public finally understood that these children were not telling lies, but that something very, very wrong was happening here." "For nearly a year I had journeyed through the dark channels of an institution whose decay became more appalling as I plunged deeper into the story," Berry wrote in his book. "What did it mean to be a loving critic of the church?" In an essay entitled "Morals of a Muckraker," Berry unearthed a "shadow-church that most Catholics rarely encounter, an ecclesiastical culture honeycombed with sexual secrecy, dripping lies and more lies." Because of his discovery, his "faith went into a free-fall" and he turned to French novelist, agnostic and political philosopher Albert Camus' notions of "resisting evil, in search for an ethos of personal responsibility," he wrote in that essay. At 55 and four books later, Berry has become one of the strongest voices advocating change in the church. This year, Berry and Gerald Renner, a former reporter with The Hartford Courant, published a book that goes after Pope John Paul II. They accuse the pope of ignoring the alleged sexual abuse of seminarians by Father Marcial Maciel, the founder of the Legionaries of Christ, a growing ultra-traditional religious order. The charges have been denied. Maciel, whose two uncles were Mexican bishops, has long been in the "good graces" of the pope despite a series of allegations of systematically raping seminarians and abusing drugs, the authors claim in "Vows of Silence: The Abuse of Power in the Papacy of John Paul II." The book is based on victims' stories. The book takes aim at the pope and church leaders for shuffling abusive priests from one diocese to another, for stonewalling and paying settlements to keep victims hushed. "I just keep thinking about the facade of dignity that bishops convey and what is behind that facade are these contorted rationalizations about lying to cover up sexual behavior," he said. "The problem in the church is structural mendacity, institutionalized lying. "I mean, you preach the sanctity of life in the womb and play musical chairs with men who molest children - that is a staggering double standard." Berry and other critics contend that the church's crisis, in part, stems from its unwillingness to let priests marry and women enter the priesthood. He also traces an increase in homosexuals within the clergy and its ramifications. Willam Donohue, president of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, one of Berry's most frequent critics, acknowledges Berry as a pioneer in his reportage, but takes issue with his conclusions and picture of the church as a dark, conspiratorial institution. "He constantly talks about the pedophilia problem in the Catholic church, but the problem is a homosexual problem," Donohue said. "It's a homosexual problem that Jason doesn't want to talk about because it would make him appear anti-homosexual." "There is a part of me that grieves for what I've learned, for the suffering," he said. "This is not a pleasant time to be a member of the church, and I think that's one reason why I insist on remaining one."

Saturday, November 27, 2004

NAUGHTY JOKES 4 SATURDAY SMILES!! ;-)>

CAT TAX TIME! http://www.wtv-zone.com/Morgaine_OFaery/catfile/catpix/cataxtime.gif ~~~ 12 REASONS WHY ITS OK YOU BURNT THE TURKEY 1 - Salmonella won't be a concern. . 2 - Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened. . 3 - Uninvited guests will think twice next year. . 4 - Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound������ appreciation. . 5 - Pets won't bother to pester you for scraps. . 6 - No one will overeat. . 7 - The smoke alarm was due for a test. . 8 - Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout. . 9 - You'll get to the desserts even quicker. . 10 - After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football. . 11 - The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned. . 12 - You won't have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The BIKER & the OLD LADY: A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed.��They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. � On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil.��He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.��However, struggling outside the store, he now had a problem: How to carry all of his purchases home. � While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.��She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?" � The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane.��I would walk you home, but I can 't carry this lot." � The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" � "Why, thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. � On the way he says, "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.� We'll be there in no time." � The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.��How do I know that when we get in the alley, you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt and ravish me?" � The biker said, "Holy smokes, lady!��I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens and a goose.��How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?" � The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens. ~~~Lemon Juice Joke : : For the winter months, an old gent moved to Yuma, AR into a Snow Bird �trailer park where eligible men are at a premium. �After he had been there for a week, he went to confession and said, "Bless �me father, for I have sinned. Last week I had my way with seven different �women." �The priest said, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink �the juice without pausing." �"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?" �"No," replied the priest, "but it'll wipe that grin off your face."��� =^.^=

Friday, November 26, 2004

I WARNED ya about HOLIDAY RELATIVE GATHERINGS PEOPLE!

In my Thanksiving post I tried to give ya other ideas instead of gathering for a meal and a day with relatives or friends or just idiots! You dont HAVE to.Here is PROOF why it aint all sunshine and rainbows kidz! Sometimes you just SHOULDNT GO HOME! READ THIS STORY ABOUT a meal gone badd! ;-)> ~~~~BAD TABLE MANNERS has CRAZYMAN STABBING FAMILY! WORCESTER, Massachusetts (AP) -- A man was charged with stabbing two relatives after they allegedly criticized his table manners during Thanksgiving dinner. Police said the fight broke out Thursday when Gonzalo Ocasio, 49, and his 18-year-old son, Gonzalo Jr., reprimanded Frank Palacious for picking at the turkey with his fingers, instead of slicing off pieces with a knife. Palacious, 24, described by police only as an uncle, allegedly responded by stabbing them with a carving knife. He is charged with domestic assault and assault with intent to murder, Detective Sgt. Thomas R. Radula said. Police said Ocasio Jr. suffered stab wounds to the chest, back and right side. A nursing supervisor at the University of Massachusetts Medical Center said Friday she had no information on his condition. His father was treated for a stab wound in his arm. =^.^=

Thursday, November 25, 2004

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Just to say how thankful I am for all of you! You my own family! (Like it or NOT!) ;-)> I pray you are blessed with tons of laughter,love,joy and awesome food! What a terrific year of highs and lows,and many wonderful things to be thankful for (Just not seeing John Kerrys face 4 a few weeks has been GREAT!) I know,thats badd kitten! I am thankful for my many blessings and what I have been able to do for people.Ya know how Sean was doing his Dr. Hannity re: How To Get Along During Holiday Meal? Well, let Nurse Kitty give ya a few personal tips! LOL! Do what I have made a tradition of for years now. Instead of all the family swabbles or political blah,blah,blahs or just Drunk Aunt Edna,whose eye shadow is soooo blue its making you dizzy, or maybe YOU have to sit at kiddie table! Whatever your point of discontent is,SCREW IT! There are people out there that REALY NEED,LOVE and APPRECIATE your hard work, smile on your face and food in your hand and a twikle in your eyes!Thats right! I deliver Meals On Wheels to Seniors,Shut-Ins,Vets,Military famlies and handicapped people.I consider it a tremendous gift TO ME to be able to reach out to these folks.We do it starting at towns Senior Center where all the 'old gals',some vounteers and little ole me, cook,rap,prepareand box up hundreds of hot eals,with milk! to deliver.Then we also make,serve and entertain the locals who can make it into the Senior Center themselves for a great time and so awesome food.Met some great old timer Vets and gave them all hugz and kisses! I actualy gave LOTZ of Hugz and Kisses!Some one took a cute pic of me on Santas lap I will post(once YAHOO fixes itself!) I was so energized and high and felt appreciated,loved and was around strangers, but we were all like family! I just find it more rewarding and my heart swells seeing these wonderful people,and how it makes their day.On the way home I actualy brought a meal to my churches Father Nolan! Got a sweet blessing from him that I didnt expect,but needed ;-)> So my friends,my dear loved ones,my cyber family all my love to you and your families.To those of you with family overseas,like I told many local families here,you are OUR HEROS,and though many,many,many empty seats wre present at your tables due to thier absence, there sure were no empty seats in our hearts for them! Gods love and Blessings to you all, pray for the troops,pray for our leaders,pray for each others health,happiness and abilty to provie for themselves and thier families! I LOVE yA'LL! HAPPPY THANKSGIVING!!! Kisses! =^.^=

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

KEEPIN' IT LIGHT! Funny Crap 2 Make Ya Smile! ;-)>

SWEET PUSSYCAT! http://www.wtv-zone.com/Carolou/jpgs/catteddy.jpg BADD DOG,BADD: http://www.kingcards.com/images/4fun/baddog_bf48.gif BADD PUSSY,BADD! http://www.squirtsplace.com/SFS2004/badkitty.gif ~These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. -Include your Children when Baking Cookies -Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says -Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers -Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted � � � � � -Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case -Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents -Farmer Bill Dies in House -Iraqi Head Seeks Arms -Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus? ~~~Funny Thoughts,Headlines and Ads! � �Ponderings collection -Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? -Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? -Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? � � � -Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? -Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? -If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? � � � � � � � -Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? -Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? -How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? -If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? Early Christmas Toon: http://www.aikenslaughs.com/adult/10.jpg =^.^=

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

POOR LITTLE ANNA NICOLE needs HELP!!!

What happened Anna,werent you nutz enuff? We know your billionaire husband died,you fought tooth and nail 4 money due to you for playing with his dried dusty thingy!You were a stipper,model,dystfunctional country slut.But PAH-LEEZE! Like she wasnt pissy and gross enuff as a fat drugged out slob with a love struck gay female assistant and a moron lawyer/dependant drugged out loser!!OMG! She is FREAKING Micheal Jackson crazy now.I have heard ya can take the girl outta the trailer park, but ya cant take the traier park outta the girl,but shes got a few double wides up therre! I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT! TRIM SPA,baby is CRACK! ITS GOTTA BE CRACK! (CALL THE FDA!) And she is taking very HIGH DOSES! Maybe the other meds she is taking is not jivin' w/ the Trim Spa Crack? She is the same age as her idol Marilyn Monroe when MM died,and I hope our Anna gets help B4 its to late,shes done slipped way on down the slope! Herbody looks GREAT, her face alittle weathered,but the best shes looked, but its taken a MASSIVE toll on hr mind! And arent her 'handelers' watching her? You would think all the $$$$$ TRIM SPA is pumping into this campaign and her, they would make sure she doesntalways come out so drugged out!?Watch her Kids Camp Adventure on E! and tell me she aint jacked up on Drugs! Its child abuse, the see thru clothes,skimpy outfits, tantrums and scream fests and crying.Send that crazy bitch to Afghanistan,Usama would run from the mountains in fear of his life, BABY! She a nut case,and a mother,a millionaire and super star celeb.Lord help us! Maybe its acid reflux?Most likely brain damage(oops, ya need a brain) Does she have a massive case of untreatable CRAZYPOX??? Maybe shes sniffing Howard Marsalls ashes mixed with ecstasy! LOL! TRIM SPA,BABY!!!!! YYYYEEEAAAAWWWHHHHHH!!!!!!!! PS. Just a shout out to my hip hop homies! The passing of legend Old Dirty Bastard on Saturday to drugs (DUH!) May I give my deepest condolences to the famly. My prayers and sympathy to THE BASTARDS! Give the Devil Hell ODB,which now standz 4 Old Dead Bastard! WU-TANG 4EVER! http://suescornerweb.com/news/news-old/030420/betty%20boop%20support%20troops%20bll.jpg =^.^=

Monday, November 15, 2004

BLUE STATE BLUES Got ya DOWN,Baby?? Get OVER IT or GET OUT!!?

All you who are bluer than blue this past week since election, I have found alternative living arrangements for ya'll! Life is short, dont be all pissy and bitter.So check this out.Please pass along to Baldwin,Moore,Kerry and any other whiny anti-Americans =^.^= ~~~~Reasons cited 4 Making the Move to Canada,as cited by www.canadianalternative.com ! 1.Canada has UNIVERSAL public heath care 2.Canada has NO TROOPS in IRAQ 3.Canada signed the Kyoto Protocol environmental treaty 4.More than 1/2 of Canadas provinces allow same-sex marriages 5.The Canadian Senate RECOMMENDS legalization of marijuana(YIPPEE!) 6.Canada NO LAW restricts abortion 7. Canadas strict GUN LAWS & relatively little violence 8.The U.N. has ranked Canada the BEST COUNTRY to live in for 8 consecutive years (WHAT?LOL!) 9.Canada ABOLISHED DEATH PENALTY in 1976 (Note to Scott Peterson!) 10. Canada HAS NOT run a Federal deficit since 1996-1997 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Canada offering refuge for Yanks with blue-state blues By GENE JOHNSON ASSOCIATED PRESS WRITER SEATTLE -- Got the blue-state blues? Rudi Kischer feels your pain. The Vancouver, British Columbia, immigration lawyer plans seminars in three U.S. cities - Seattle, San Francisco and Los Angeles - to tell Americans frustrated with President Bush's re-election that the grass is greener north of the border. And that's not just an allusion to Canada's lenient marijuana laws. "We started last year getting a lot of calls from Americans dissatisfied with the way the country is going," Kischer says. "Then after the election, it's been crazy up here. The Canadian immigration Web site had 115,000 hits the day after the election - from the U.S. alone. We usually only get 20,000 hits." There was so much interest that a Vancouver-based Internet company, Communicopia, set up a new Web site this month - www.canadianalternative.com - to suggest Canada as a viable option for its American clients, including anyone concerned about constitutional bans on gay marriage passed in 11 states this month. "We invite you to get to know Canada," the site says. "Explore the richness and diversity of our regions. And find out why Canada is the perfect alternative for conscientious, forward-thinking Americans." Another Web site urges Canadians: "Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism." Canada suddenly has utopian appeal for many left-leaning Americans. Its universal health care, gay rights, abortion rights, gun laws, drug laws, opposition to the Iraq war, ban on capital punishment and ethnic diversity mirror many values of the American left. Immigrants, including an estimated 1 million Americans, make up nearly 20 percent of Canada's population. The United Nations named Toronto the world's most multicultural city. And, as Michael Moore pointed out in "Bowling for Columbine" - required viewing for many lefties - in Canada there's apparently no reason to lock your door. Combine that with hockey, terrific needle exchange programs and moose - hey, what's not to love? Well, all the extra U's (colour, neighbour ...), for one thing. It's cold. The baseball's not very good - so long, Expos. And the taxes are higher, eh? But, as one American who has his bags nearly packed likes to say, at least the taxes go toward good causes. "I just like their way of life a lot better, and with everything the Bush administration has done - for the American people to give him their seal of approval, it's basically the last straw," says Ralph Appoldt, a resident of Portland, in the barely blue state of Oregon. "Canada's basic population is much more intelligent, polite and civilized. I like their way of government a lot better. Their tax dollars go to helping those who need it, instead of funneling money back up to the wealthy and feeding this huge military-industrial machine." Appoldt, 50, a sales manager, and his wife, a nurse, figure that selling their house and getting their immigration approved could take more than a year. But they're moving, they insist. They've already hired Kischer to help them. Though he may see a good business opportunity following the election, Kischer has no illusions of a mass American exodus to Canada. Yanks have to follow the same procedures as everybody else - including the $500 application fee, the $975 landing tax, and the wait of six months to two years. He only expects about 100 people at each of the how-to-move-to-Canada seminars, all scheduled in blue states - Dec. 4 in Seattle, Dec. 5 in Los Angeles and Dec. 6 in San Francisco. Nancy Bray, a spokeswoman for Citizenship and Immigration Canada, said her agency's Web site received 261,000 hits from the United States in the two days following the election, but it'll be many months before officials can guess how many of them were serious. "Our interest, our goal, is to attract the best possible immigrants," Bray says. "If there's a lot of publicity about our country, that's to our benefit. But we're not interested in people's political leanings or political dissatisfaction." Jason Mogus, Communicopia's chief executive, said that while his company wanted to help interested Americans, moving to Canada should be plan B. "We strongly encourage Americans to stay and build a culture in line with their values," Mogus said. "In other words, stay and fight." ~~Heres a few other websites to help you get your ass outta this great country if you cant deal! www.embarkationlaw.com/ Citizens & Immigration Canada: www.cic.gc.ca/english/ Marry an American: www.marryanamerican.ca/ ~~~~~ AMERICA...LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT,BABY! GOD BLESS AMERICA! =^.^= ~~~~~

Saturday, November 13, 2004

FUNNY NEW 'VIRUS' ALERT!!! ;-)>

~~The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. ~~The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen. ~~The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory. ~~The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. ~~The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. ~~The Lewinsky Virus - S ucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. ~~The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back. ~~The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes. ~~The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 35! 0 GB. ~~The Ellen Degeneres Vi rus - Disks can no longer be inserted. ~~The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. ~~The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files ~~The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows =^.^=

Thursday, November 11, 2004

GOD BLESS OUR VETERANS! My TRIBUTE

~~First let me thank,honor and send massive amounts oflove to all vets,past,present and future for all their work,dedication,passion and love of our country and freedom.God Bless their families and friends who have to sacifice them for the better of our world.Thank you isnt enuff words to express my gratitude for what they,and my dad,have done for us.May God always be on your shoulders.Please kiss a VET,go visit a nursing home and spend a while with a few, call an elderly relative and thank them,if at all possible for you in Washington area to go to Walter Reed Hospital to show the love to our hurt,maimed and disabled fighters.Stop by a vet cemetary and show your respect.There are alot of local Vet hospitals that the men woud LOVE a visit,card,your time!There are so many creative ways to show repect and thanks. Send a cyber thanks to troops thru www.OperationDearAbby.net Get out there kids and show these heros 'The Love!' =^.^= ~ ~VETERENS DAY,FREEDOM isnt FREE Eleven thousand soldierslay beneath the dirt and stone, all buried on a distant land so far away from home. For just a strip of dismal beach they paid a hero's price, to save a foreign nation they all made the sacrifice. And now the shores of Normandy are lined with blocks of white: Americans who didn't turn from someone else's plight. Eleven thousand reasons for the French to take our side, but in the moment of our need, they chose to run and hide. Chirac said every war means loss, perhaps for France that's true, for they've lost every battle since the days of Waterloo. Without a soldier worth a damn to be found within the region, the French became the only land to need a Foreign Legion. You French all say we're arrogant. Well hell, we've earned the right-- We saved your sorry nation when you lacked the guts to fight. But now you've made a big mistake, and one that you'll regret; you took sides with our enemies,and that we won't forget. It wasn't just our citizens you spit on when you turned, but every one of yours who fell the day the towers burned. You spit upon our soldiers, on our pilots and Marines, and now you'll get a little sense of just what payback means. So keep your Paris fashions and your wines and your champagnes, and find some other market that will buy your airplanes. And try to find somebody else to wear your French cologne, for you're about to find out what it means to stand alone. You see, you need us far more than we ever needed you. America has better friends who know how to be true. I'd rather stand with warriors who have the will and might,than huddle in the dark with those whose only flag is white. I'll take the Brits, the Aussies, the Israelis and the rest, for when it comes to valor we have seen that they're the best. We'll count on one another as we face a moment dire, while you sit on the sideline with a sign,"friendship for hire." We'll win this war without you and we'll total up the cost, and take it from your foreign aid, and then you'll feel the loss. And when your nation starts to fall, well French, you can spare us, just call the Germans for a hand, they know the way to Paris. =^.^=

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

DEADLINES 4 MAILINGS 2 TROOPS OVERSEAS this HOLIDAY

FLAG RULES AND REGS: http://www.ushistory.org/betsy/flagetiq.html ~~~MAIL FOR TROOPS OVERSEAS DEADLINES TO KEEP IN MIND: CHRISTMAS MAIL DEADLINES FOR TROOPS To all overseas military mailing addresses: Parcel Post: Nov. 13. Space-available mail: Nov.27. Parcel airlift mail: Dec. 4. Priority and first-class letters/cards: Dec. 11 (Dec. 6 for APO 093). Express mail military service: Dec. 20 (Not applicable for APO 093) Mailing packages earlier than the above dates may make it possible to use space-available mail or parcel post service that would result in less expensive postage rates. � Those who are mailing packages need to be aware that customs forms are required on all international mail and that shipments should be properly packaged before sending them overseas. Always use strong boxes with plenty of packing material such as newspaper or popcorn. Strapping tape is strongly recommended. Ensure fragile items are packaged tightly and individually wrapped in bubble wrap. Postal services in the U. S. and foreign nations have restrictions on what can be mailed into or out of the country. Generally speaking, anything that would cause harm to other mail, equipment or mail handlers, or anything that is hazardous to an aircraft in-flight is non-mailable. � Customers should check with local military post offices for specific regulations. In general, plants, some food items such as meats, alcohol, hazardous material and flammable goods may not be mailed.

Monday, November 08, 2004

SAD BUT TRUE REALITY OF PUBLIC SCHOOLS

A dog had followed his owner to school. His owner was a fourth grader at a public elementary school. However, when the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building and made it all the way to��the child's classroom before a teacher noticed and shoo'ed him outside, closing the door behind him. � The dog sat down, whimpered and stared at the closed doors. Then God appeared beside the dog, patted his head, and said, Don't feel bad fella'��....they won't�let ME in either."

Thursday, November 04, 2004

JOHN KERRY JUST COULD NOT CATCH UP!!! ;-)>

Why the long face Senator Kerry? OH! Cause Bush beat you like a rented mule (thanks Dan!) or O'Reillys privates!YYYEEEAAAWWWHHH! Kerry just couldnt ketchup to Bush! Great now Terassa is gonna raise Heinz ketchup to $75 bucks a barrel.Do you think it stings even more that MARION BARRY was once AGAIN re-elected to city council w/ a 95% landslide! Marion Barry?OMG! CRACK IS BACK! Maybe if Kerry thought of that angel,huh?Shoulda hit the pipe,not the ski slopes.CRACK IS BACK! I have to express some sympathy to the Kerry supporters, who thousands right now are driving their Electric Honda Priasa's (or is it Toyota?LOL)into the Pacific damn it! buzzzz...... My thoughts go to poor Mike Moore, Al Franken & Garafalo who went from the out of body happiness level reached from Bill O'Reilly sex talk scandal to the depths of another 4 Years of PRESIDENT BUSH! Too Badd, so sadd.NOT! I bet the IRS is on their asses right now! LOL! I told them and everyone else for Kerry his chances were SLIM & NONE..and NONE HAD JUST LEFT TOWN! And I heard Rosie O'Donnel singing!(the fat lady singing, get it??) But Damn, was THAT THE BEST THE DEMOCRATS COULD SERVE US UP 4 a CHOICE??? I see Obama and Hill in '08 against Rudy and McCain! On a possitive note...Mr. Kerry gave his best speech YET!His CONSESSION SPEECH! His LAST SPEECH,thank GOD! He almost seemed human as he chocked back a tear!(I didnt know robots had emotions, I might have been sweeter!NOT!) He realy was loose and open,and humble.Maybe some ketchup on that big fat slice of humble pie helped it go down!! ;-)> I can only pray this expierience will encourage Kerry to not only GO TO WORK in the SENATE, but kick some ass and do alot of good for all of us he promised the world to!Git 'er done! I want his nose to the grindstone(if not only to improve it!),but to bang out many great things for us Great Americans.He at least owes that to his supporters!And will keep him outta Her Royal Heinz-ness's face! I still say she told him last night 'SHOVE IT SCUMBAG,YOU IDIOT LOSER!'!!!! I wonder what WonderBoy John John Edwards will now do.Will he sue all of us who voted AGAINST him and his Master?At least he is still cute!Maybe he will do some acting.Umm...some MORE ACTING! He and Kerry hated each other as they ran AGAINST each other, then it was a LOVE FEST once Kerry picked John John as VP choice.The man on man love was almost too much.Someone told me once 'Politicians are just actors too ugly for Hollywood!'.I am just soooooo glad all this election is OVER! I am proud of my homestate of FLORIDA not being the DRAMA QUEEN in this election.Kudos and whoever prayed to sacrifice my Miami Dolphins for a smooth election I DAMN YOUR EVIL SOUL FOREVER!!! UURRRGGGHHHH!!! May you find your eternity next to Arafat in Hell! Jeeze, I wonder Arafat ever got my 'Get Worse Soon' Card B4 he died??? YYYYEEEAAAAAWWWWHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

TOP 10 REASONS JOHN KERRY LOST!! ;-)>

Top Ten John Kerry Excuses 10. Voters were in a fever-induced haze because they couldn't get flu shots. 9. Floridians confused by shockingly unconfusing ballots. 8. Maybe it wasn't best idea to begin speeches with "yo mama is so fat" jokes. 7. The endorsement from Osama Bin Laden didn't exactly help him. 6. "Dude--it's the Curse of the Bambino." 5. Should've campaigned more in New Mexico, less in regular Mexico. 4. Turns out voters think it's hot that Cheney has a lesbian daughter. 3. Thought America was ready for a lunatic first lady. 2. Voters seem to really like a weak economy and a badly-run war. 1. Was distracted by late night erotic phone calls from Bill O'Reilly =^.^=

Monday, November 01, 2004

The POWER of PRAYER 4 this ELECTION DAY!

Hey everyone! I am usualy not so serious,but these are serious times folks! ;-)> The title may lead you to believe I am prayin for some horrific drama to happen to John and his ROYAL HEINZ-NESS!,even though there GOOSE is COOKED, BABY!(PLEASE LORD!) so before the serious, here is a funny Bush/Kerry toon to lighten ya. www.miniclip.com ~~ Many of you are concerned about our nation and the upcoming election. In keeping with 2 Chronicles 7:14, this is a call to prayer and fasting for our nation. It is sent to you because you are known to be a praying Christian. Once you have read the request, please copy and send it to ten Christians who are unknown to the person who sent the mail to you. On Tuesday, November 2, 2004 will you pray and fast concerning this election. Our nation is under attack. Not only is Satan putting it in the hearts of foreign enemies to attack, but many enemies from within would destroy all mention of God and His word. Please pray for our president, our nation, and our world. Please pray that God will give us a Godly man to serve for the next four years. Please pray against Satan and those who would use this election as a means to serve the cause of Satan. .. Below is an outline designed to help give focus as we pray and also help us be united and enable us to agree in prayer as one body. For it is written: ...if two of you agree on earth concerning anything that they ask, it will be done for them by My Father in heaven. Matthew 18:19 Isaiah 58 explains the type of fast that pleases God. .. I. Pray for our president that no weapon formed against him will prosper. Isaiah 55:17 . II. Pray that God will forgive the sins of our nation and will have mercy on us and our nation. Isaiah 54:10 and Psalm 130:7 . III. Pray that the Lord will deliver us from evil. Matthew 6:13 IV. Pray that the Lord bless us and give to us a leader who serves God with his whole heart and a leader who seeks the face of God before making decisions for our country. Psalm 33:12 . V. Pray that the Lord will lay it on the hearts of his people to become a part of this election and cast a vote for the man who names the name of Christ and who prays daily for the nation. Please remember that the Bible shows us that when a nation serves God and pleases Him He blesses that nation with a Godly man to lead. Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord Psalm 33:12 .. In view of the two tapes recently released from terrorist, it is very important that we as a nation unite in prayer. . ~~ =^.^= I hope this inspires the daily prayer and the not much of a praying person to belive like I do in the POWER OF PRAYER! I pray for everyone of YOU, this COUNTRY,its leader,all the great americans who make it ROCK! I pray for the strength,wisdom,power,knowledge and conpassion for our leader of of great country and the world.I pray for troops and their families. I pray many of you are inspired to say a prayer,many of you already are, and then their are some of you rolling your eyes. But please just take a moment and say a little something something!Ok, so pray and or fast! VOTE! Listen 2 Sean 3 Hours today and 1 on The BOOB TUBE tonight,and dont be causing no fights at the polling booth! LOL! No get yer butts moving!!! Remember, no matter WHAT the results are (PLEASE LORD NOT TERASSA!) remember I still love ya'll!!! =^.^=

$10 MILLION DOLLAR 'PHONE BILL'

Thats quite a chunk of money for Bill O'Reilly to PERSONALY hand out to Ms Mackris! And FOX said,'HEY its all outta your pocket pool playing deep pockets BILLY BOY!' That dirrrty married old perv, hunting down young flesh like a vampire to get his ya-yas off! Hey, no one knows for sure, maybe she brought up falafells and loofahs (neither of which I will EVER touch or buy AGAIN!).I just always felt his over the top bravado/John Wayne style was not an act.He realy does thik he is Gods gift! This whole thing has made me feel yuckky inside ,esp reading ALL 22 PAGES on www.thesmokinggun.com OMG! I could only imagine the party w/ Mike Moore,Al Franken,Garafalo,Clinton and all the others offended by him,his style or personal attacks.Oh, what a time they must have had reading over and over Bills fantasies and wants, and moans from his self satisfying! UUURRRGGGH!! Just yakked up a MAJOR HAIRBALL! Remember who outraged he was at Clintons trouser tricks in Oval Office? At least Monica wanted Bill! This chick was stalked by the Big O! And it cost him big.Not his career,butHEY>>>Where does he get off (HeHe) saying 'I wil NEVER speak of this again!'?Thats sily, he is in EVERYONES biz and we cant have him talk about his little indiscretions??? Well, Hell! I sure will! I do hope the tapes come out so we can hear his pitty-ness bloviate all over them! YUCK,AGAIN!! And to say his wife evn has a vibrator, and she would killhim if she knew he mentioned it.I hope she beats him with it, or what ever means seems fit for crime! YUCK,AGAIN! Its HARD to even imagine Bill talking like this,esp when he seems so high and mighty and morally right on.The sexed up shower scene he goes deep in,OMG! The Thialand whore who 'blew his mind'(and maybe blew something else?) and told him his 'manhood' was massive.JEEZE, aint that a hookers job to say .Thats the largest one I ever,ever,ever saw,blah,blah,blah, I do you all nite for 5 dallahs'???!! Poor Bill,just knowing Moore and Franken are pissing themselves silly over this, is the worst for him.He is ALL EGO, the BIG O! When I read parts of his novel thats sexy, there are real similarities re: the sex scandal.He wrote of showers and hard nips, Thialand whores,and Carribean getaways.Maybe he was a squirrel just trying to get a nut, and thats what he got a NUTCASE! Not to be too, judgemental, but whom umungst us hasnt had some phone/cyber flirt action?HEY YOU TAKE YOUR HANDS OUTTA YOUR PANTS WHILE I YOU ARE READING THIS!!) =^.^=

$10 MILLION DOLLAR 'PHONE BILL"

Thats quite a chunk of money for Bill O'Reilly to PERSONALY hand out to Ms Mackris! And FOX said,'HEY its all outta your pocket pool playing deep pockets BILLY BOY!' That dirrrty married old perv, hunting down young flesh like a vampire to get his ya-yas off! Hey, no one knows for sure, maybe she brought up falafells and loofahs (neither of which I will EVER touch or buy AGAIN!).I just always felt his over the top bravado/John Wayne style was not an act.He realy does thik he is Gods gift! This whole thing has made me feel yuckky inside ,esp reading ALL 22 PAGES on www.thesmokinggun.com OMG! I could only imagine the party w/ Mike Moore,Al Franken,Garafalo,Clinton and all the others offended by him,his style or personal attacks.Oh, what a time they must have had reading over and over Bills fantasies and wants, and moans from his self satisfying! UUURRRGGGH!! Just yakked up a MAJOR HAIRBALL! Remember who outraged he was at Clintons trouser tricks in Oval Office? At least Monica wanted Bill! This chick was stalked by the Big O! And it cost him big.Not his career,butHEY>>>Where does he get off (HeHe) saying 'I wil NEVER speak of this again!'?Thats sily, he is in EVERYONES biz and we cant have him talk about his little indiscretions??? Well, Hell! I sure will! I do hope the tapes come out so we can hear his pitty-ness bloviate all over them! YUCK,AGAIN!! And to say his wife evn has a vibrator, and she would killhim if she knew he mentioned it.I hope she beats him with it, or what ever means seems fit for crime! YUCK,AGAIN! Its HARD to even imagine Bill talking like this,esp when he seems so high and mighty and morally right on.The sexed up shower scene he goes deep in,OMG! The Thialand whore who 'blew his mind'(and maybe blew something else?) and told him his 'manhood' was massive.JEEZE, aint that a hookers job to say .Thats the largest one I ever,ever,ever saw,blah,blah,blah, I do you all nite for 5 dallahs'???!! Poor Bill,just knowing Moore and Franken are pissing themselves silly over this, is the worst for him.He is ALL EGO, the BIG O! When I read parts of his novel thats sexy, there are real similarities re: the sex scandal.He wrote of showers and hard nips, Thialand whores,and Carribean getaways.Maybe he was a squirrel just trying to get a nut, and thats what he got a NUTCASE! Not to be too, judgemental, but whom umungst us hasnt had some phone/cyber flirt action?HEY YOU TAKE YOUR HANDS OUTTA YOUR PANTS WHILE I YOU ARE READING THIS!!) =^.^=

Friday, October 29, 2004

5 DAYS and COUNTING :-0

I just wanted to give ya a quickie headz up and reminder.All I want is every voter to educate themselves,and SO we CAN'T read EVERY BOOK or watch and listen to every interview. (BUT YA BETTER LISTEN 3 HOURS A DAY 2 Sean!!LOL!) I mentioned it earlier this week, but wanted to let ya know this weekend on C-SPAN2,they are running a book/author weekend marathon viewing of ALL the recent Pro/Con Bush/Kerry books out there,and the info or lies they are about.I hope many of you on the fence take this opportunity to educate yourself.Make up your own minds I say ;-)> rock the vote kids! Many of you believe this election is just re-arranging seats on the Titanic,so learn yourself a thing or two! Some too, say 'If you are thinking of voting Kerry,flip flop and NOT vote for Kerry,in bonds you with the inconsistancy consistancy! ;-)> =^.^=

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

A WEIRD WEEK in POP-pourri

One week to election time and though many of you think its just like re-arranging seats on the Titanic, this election is the most important of our time.I want you all to know that this weekend long on C-SPAN2 they are running all the books/autors who wrote all the most hyped boos for and against Bush and Kerry so, I say, watch as much as you can to help you become an informed voter.Alot of info falls thru cracks and I commend C-Span2 for doing this for Americans on the fence! Now for the rest of the news...How about hot foot Ann Coulter dodging those pie throwers!? Her in her Manolas dodged them rascals like Clinton dodged the draft! Girl Power,thats some fancy foot work Annie! And while we are on in..HOW DID PEOPLE BRINGS PIES INTO EVENT? Didnt one moron think, oohh, thats a WMD in a political event? DUH AWARD to that venues security team! Bronx Cheer to youse! Didnt President Bush look comfy around our Sean Hannity?President said something that blew my mind(SHUT UP A SNEEZE WOULDNT BLOW MY MIND,FREAK!) He said 'THE TERRORIST ARE HYJACKING THEIR RELIGION!'What a revelation,and great phrase! They hyjacked their religion to say the least,just as they hyjacked our planes in the name of Allah! Great insight President Bush, I hope that sound bite makes its way to mainstream! Did ya see the after show behind scenes when he grabbed Sean and hugged his shoulder. Sean must have been happy as a kid on Christmas morning! CONGRATULATIONS Sean, on a great,straight interview.And They both looked great with the beach backdrop! Kudos Hannity! I am proud and pleased, Sean is probably the loudest Bush drummer in the Republcan band! Anybody catch Larry King last night? This is rich... first half hour, religious people speaking on 'God and The Presidency', it was cool and decent.Very serious undertones.Then Granddaddy Larry goes, 'Next half to TOMMY LEE'. Uh, Larry...TOMMY LEE? Dot get me wrong, I realy like Tommy Lee.But who the frick booked that show,the agent that had Bill OReilly pugging his kids book on Regis the morning of sex LawSuit?Bill starts with the sordid details of the scandal, then next segment all smiles piping his Kids Factor book.OUCH! Back to Toomy and Larry!So The Badd Boy Rock and Roll Legend has an autobiography,'TOMMYLAND', telling of his SEX DRUGS AND More SEX and DRUGS & ROCK and ROLL life! Yeah, Baby! Jeeze, hope the first segment holy rollers turned off the tube when they got done, cause Tommy tells us,gives us a taste of it all.He tells us how sweet lovely Pam Anderson beat him so bad, (you might think he was Bill OReillys penis!OMG!) What a whiny bitch, he deserved a beating for all he put her thru,he had alot of issues.Hey 50 anger management sessions,for Long Dong Silver!Speaking of Long Dong,that honeymoon video showed Tommy and Pam as sweet in love and happy.How can it go so wrong.Whats the problem with celebs?One minute its hot love lust and spider monkey sex,then D-I-V-O-R-C-E?? I still think they will end up together. Tommy showed his latest ink work, had his 2 sons write with a sharpie marker thier names on each of his wrists and had them tattooed,also had his latest almost ex-wife,ex-fiance lips tat'ed on his neck, realy nice lips.Her name is Maitay, Princes(yes, the Purple Highness) ex wife! Tommy then goes on telling us he has a reality show coming out..No its NOT CSI:TOMMY LEE... He went to a Nebraska College (PEOPLE of NEBRASKA, HIDE YER DAUGHTERS!!!!) This horney,inked up wylde child will be slapping the skins alright..HOT YOUNG BLONDE,BRUNETTE,REDHEAD CO-ED SKINZ!!!he wins a spot in the Drum Line,just like back in the day litlle Tommy Lee Bass started in his schools drum line!They follow him around and blah,blah ,blah!BORING! Hey Tommy, we have seen your best acting in front of camera work, and we were wondering,since Paris Hilton is between porno movies, why not hook up w/ her for your own Night In Paris??? Think about it,Dude.Tommy Lee & school,BLAH! But the up side is prison made him a better man and father! Ah, I pray that for our beloved Martha Stewart doing hard time at Camp Cupcake!Maybe she can take something from his stoy and help her be better,and hopefuly spare her of 50 anger management sessions! But Lets hope she does dive into the whole banging the sweet blonde groupies!Prison can be so mundane,and a girl needs some action! Its a GOOD THING!!! YYYYEEEEAAAAAWWWWHHHH!!!! =^.^=

Saturday, October 23, 2004

WATCH anti-KERRY MOVIE 'STOLEN HONOR' here!

http://www.buttondepress.com/BostonManifesto/stolenhonor.wmv ��������������������������� The�Full Story�42:09�Stolen Honor�Online Watch what Senator John Kerry wanted no one to see on� TV in key States! Please get this going. I'm not sure how long this link will work. You do not want this man as president. � Spread the word on the Internet! Post on Internet boards AND e-mails! Stolen Honor nails Kerry and the VVAW and how they lied at Winter Soldier. And how Kerry lied to the US Senate in 1971 And how Kerry and his pack of liars caused our POW's to suffer! Kerry and the DNC cannot stop EVERYONE on the Internet from seeing this!� ~~~~~~~ As a side note I want to give a heads up to another movie you might enjoy,and many have waited tosee so set your tivos and vcrs for some French bashing along with saddamm and Satan slamming and other anti Americans getting it! Yes kids, its SOUTH PARK THE MOVIE, BIGGER,BADDER and UNCUT! on Comedy Central at 1 am tonight. They throw the F bomb around every other sentence, but trust me, if you are a bit twisted yourself and might enjoy seeing Sadamm and the devll having 'relations',or French bashing or Cartman and Kenny(LOL) I urge you to watch this classic,uncut! So make it a movie night, first Kerry, then South Park ! ;-)> =^.^=

Thursday, October 21, 2004

THE FALL OF COMMUNISM

Now dont go calling your travel agent just yet! I am slammng on that poor old Dick-tator Fidel Castro.Have you seen the video of him falling down and go boom-boom after blowinghard an hour long speech ? I loved seeing it once, and then last night some shows ran it over about 4-5 times in a row, thats funny sh*t! Dont think I am an old person hater, I hate Fidel.Being born and raised on the beautiful beaches of Miami and surrounding beach area, I learned very early on what a weapon of mass destruction this pig was.Old Cubans would constantly remind everyone what a henious thing this pig in mlitary gear was all about.(Doesnt Fidel own ONE Hawiaan shirt?? Always the military look!).So when I was watching tv wih sound down and saw the 78 year old go down quicker than Monica Lewinski, I thought 'Ah, finaly someone popped a cap in his old dusty ass!Yeah!'.But alas, he had fallen off just one cement step,took a hard fall landing on his face.Kinda like a Friday nite for Courtney Love ;-)> His henchmen ran to his aid in a jiffy and he was ok.He HATES that his age is catching up to him and this broken knee and fractured arm make him look feeble,weak,old and losing it....in his mind.So the 'Fall of Communism' is just my sarcastic way to make fun of an evil ugly dictator,so , communism is alive and well,just a bandaid THIS TIME. Here is another example of a lunatic.ALAN KEYES!OMG!OMG! Did you hear him say 'CHRIST WOULDNT VOTE FOR OBAMA!",he is running agaist the white hott Obama,and pulled that jewel outtta his ass. So Keyes has a Jesus hotline to his batcave that gives him this news? Did REVEREND Al pass the word? Is he smoking crack with Marion Berry? What the frick? Christ may NOT vote for OBAMA, but I am sure KEYES GOT SATANS VOTE!!! Lets stay on the one track mind of a possessed man.Final example John Kerry..yes,him again! The Mandingo HUNTER who with skill and accuracy MURDERED a sweet Canadian Goose.28 shots took out 4 innocent geese.Hey the man has to feed his family right?Will they put ketchup on it to cover the gamey taste?(I think he learned that trick on his honeymoon to Terassa!).So he bagged a goose,and didnt even carry t out in his camo,weapon on his arm.Note to John: Go pop some birdshot into YOUR GOLDEN GOOSE,not a 12 gauge shot, just slow her roll! Her mean mouth is running over time AGAIN. To slam Laura Bush about not having a REAL JOB was RICH wasnt it? Like she worked the Heinz Factory filing bottles or labeling or packing? Did she? Oh,she married into that one! So she is a professional pain in the ass.John Kerry is a professional gigalo.He has worked on the government dime for over 20 years (still getting Seanator pay check during his run for prez!) and all he has to show for it are tons of pics of him snow boarding,yachting,water skiing,hunting, playin guitars, biking,riding his Hawg (not Terassa his motor bike),skiing,running, and on and on.He is a pro on the fun and hobbies stuff,not Presidential material kids.He is more fitted as a sports commentator... on radio(its the face thing again). So when he hunts does he use a French Poodle or does he have a man-servant run out and retrieve his 'kill'???? 28 shots, 4 birds.HA! That poor goose probably commited suicide when it saw it was to be used as a pic op with Horseface.So all you stay at home moms and teachers,you women who put your careers on hold to help your family and husbands business, you are owed an appology from Her Royal Heinz-ness. You ladies are the BACKBONE of our lives,like your moms and grandmas,those keeping the home fires burning while maybe your husbands/sons are deployed in Iraq and other hot spots, you are OUR HEROS! Screw that rich bitty and her daily tirade to get to be First Lady.She is hungry like a wolf for that slot,and in these closing days,she will only get more bizzarre.So us working class slobs are beneath these wealthy out of touch power hungry wierdos!We are ALL owed an appology for her wasting our time and hurting people.Laura is a nice lady, but I expect the Kerry team to take one final personal family attack at the twins,then Mama Laura will retalliate. I would LOVE to take EITHER of the Kerrys or John-John,too,(I do it so YOU DONT HAVE TO!) to work with me FOR ONE DAY!Carpet Biz aint for girlie men,and their aint no crying!LOL! They would die from the all the hard work and the rest of my day after one attempt to do what I and so many others do!They would run back to their mansion faster than 'prunes thru a goose'! =^.^=

Friday, October 15, 2004

PUPPET MASTERS ;-)>

No I am not talking about James Carville! But,hey, how do ya think he got that Kerry stench off his hand after James having it up Kerrys ass for 3 debates?? Thats some industrial strong de-odorizer, BABY!! I am a movie reveiwer as some of you may know, so todays entry is about the new movie TEAM AMERICA:WORLD POLICE! Brought to you by the crass sick insane,twisted,rude,crude and socialy unaccepted team that makes the South Park 'toon !Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Offending everyone is what this dynamic duo do best,and this is an example.They amped up this PATRIOTIC,yet slighty PORNOGRAPHIC and PERVERSE PUPPET movie to bring all you Republican and or red blooded americans who needed a bump! How many of you dredged thru Fahrenheit 911 thinking.... 'I would rather see puppets screwing,than watch this train wreck? Heres YER MOVIE! It may be just a lame puppet with strings showing flic,( I could have sworn I saw strings from Edwards in his debate..whatever)but MAN oh MAN did they pump it up with the patriotism and feelings of many of us.Do you long for a movie where SUSAN SARANDON gets gets heeved off a balcony only to be a big bloody splat on ground?(they used MANY fake blood filled condoms in puppet to maximize the effect!) Have you been itching to watch Janeane Garafallo's HEAD EXPLODE (no not listening to Al Frankens Factor!), but when they plug a bullet in it!? Lets not forget the French icon, the Eifell Tower get blown away,kidz,yup its all in this RATED R Republican wet dream!!!!! Yee-Haw!It was going to be NC-17 due to the puppt sex! (pppets need love too when fighting terrorism!) Kim Jong Mentaly-Ill(the accent alone will make ya laugh!) , Usama Bin Laden, Al Queda,terrorist galore and moron Hans Blix all get it GOOD,not good AWESOMELY AWESOME!! And finaly what ya REALY WANT! Marrionette Mike MOORE(damn,yup, only the puppet) finds a strap on big enuff(I know what yer thinkin'!) he straps on dynamite and 'suicide bombs' MOUNT RUSHMORE!Talk about blowing ham chunks! Wipe your drool,sweetie! Its just a movie,but maybe your twisted dreams reality as well ;)> All the pain,fear,anger and hate are all wrapped up in a sweet little movie for us to laugh our selves silly! Man are rolling your eyes thinking 'Theres NO WAY I will be seen going into an R rated PUPPET SHOW',you can wait for the DVD, but trust me, you will want to see this chaos,actionpacked and bloody mass destruction of all that you dispise.Did I mention Alec Baldwin and Tim Robbins?Now your almost calling for local show times,aint ya? Dont let the HOTT PUPPET SEXX turn ya away (unless thats your bag,baby!)LOL! They keep Bush and Kerry (DAMN) out of it to not 'be so political'.WHAT the?? Was there not enuff material for KERRYs horseface? If you are even a slightly bit twisted and freaky as I, or a South Park fan, you wanna go! The action is great, the sick,foul,dirrty humor is hysterical and your patriotic heart will swell with pride and maybe a tear (of joy) will well up in your eyes...just for the Mike Moore suicide itself! ;-)> While they,nor I advocate the deaths of these whiny liberal Hollywoodies or the deaths of UBL or Kim Jung-I put the DICK in DICTATOR-ILL (uh, THOSE I ADVOCATE!) you may very well think this eye candy is just what you needed to SEE and is whats been playing in your mind since 9/11! TEAM AMERICA:WORLD POLICE gets the job done,and just how we want it! God Bless the USA! This slice of anti-Hollyweird,Anti Terror is worth the ticket price to live out your fantasies!! Well...Its SATIRE people, so dont email me what a sicko I am... I ALREADY KNOW! ;-)> !!!! =^.^=

Thursday, October 14, 2004

How Low Can They Go ?????

I dont know about ya'll....but I am just about had enuff.I am sick and tired of the daily mud slinging and scandal alerts. Just when you think there are no LOWER RUNGS on the Presidential Candidate ladder, someone takes a step down! Ok, I MEAN KERRYS side takes a lower slide.The other day,Monday, just one day after Christopher Reeve had passed away, there is JOHN KERRY,propped in front of a camera tellng us how Chris gleefully called him on Saturday to 'thank Kerry' 4 mentioning him in his 2nd debate,reguarding stem cell research.He mentions how excited and pleased Chris was to get Kerrys shout out.As I sat from this seat I am in right now watching Kerry says this, I felt ill.Not just 'cause I had been crying watching all the Reeves stories, but because Reeves body wasnt even COLD YET and here is the whore Kerry using Chris Reeves life and legacy as a tool to get votes!!! UUURRRGGGHHH! Even if it was true that Chris called, it would have been mre humane and less tacky to use this sad event to get a vote or two from a sick person or thier caregivers or a Superman fan,for Kerry to have kept that bit of info 'close to the vest'.BUT NO, he was out there they quickest he could to get his soundbite out there.Thewhole Kerry/stemcell issue has my hair up.To even say that 'people in wheelchairs while get up and walk' is at least stretching it,eh? We know some damage is just ir-reversable,while others have hope.To broad sweep brush all is insane and hurtfull to those who are effected and us with a family member realy ill and if not yet in a wheelchair, but soon to be. How in sensitive and icky to stand on a brave souls grave and stump,I thought.I know it seems like I bash Kerry alot,but he gives me the fuel for the fire.If I couldnt despise him enuff, now this crap!Its not that I am blindly pushing Bush, I just HATE KERRY! He probably would hate me, too.I just find it repulsive these low down soundbites in reguards to stem cell research,the countries poor and HEY...NEWS FLASH! CHENEY HAS A GAY DAUGHTER! Then there is the GAY CARD. Why do they keep saying how awesome Cheney is to have a gay daughter, and how great the family is to deal with it?OMG.With all Kerrys core lib base, surely the gay factor is closer to him than CHENEY!!! Hello, Hollywood calling! Hell, I am waitng for Kerry to admit his own man on man crush with his number 2 man, John John Edwards.Yuck!Get a room!But after seeing the wives, they would be doing better to gay themselves up! I mean, Terassa looks like a freaking bull dike herself!And I have known some great bull dikes,people!She has more money and more testosterone than the 2 Johns put together.Hey, I am a ballsy type of chick myself,but she frightens me like no other. And did you see Bush react to her after debate? He didnt want to touch her! Yet, Kerry surprised Laura with a kiss and touch!! I am sure Laura ran into a bio hazard area and de-Kerryied herself, in a jiffy! ICK! I say Bush wins!! YYYYEEEEAAAAWWWHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, October 07, 2004

VEEP DEBAIT

No, the spelling error isnt my usual poor spelling/grammer/punctuation/structure problems!(For once!) Its my twist on what the do.They BAIT US! The troll along trying to lure with their bait any old dumb grouper willing to take the bait they cast out.Seems they were fishing for bottom feeders at some points. Quite a difference in the mens appearence.Edwards the Boy Wonder, and Cheney the Old GrumpyWise Man.(Wasn't he the one with the Frankensence??? LOL!) I had a moment watching when I said, this looks like Gilligan and the Skipper going at it (The Kerrys would be Mr.Thurston Howell the 3rd and Terassa..Lovey! yuk!) I wanted Cheney to rip a white hat out and beat Edwards in the head during the 'gay daughter' segment.Cheney would have said " Badd Little Buddy!!!' I think they may have had Cheneys legs chained to floor to keep him from harming the trial lawyer with a smile that says 'Im gonna screw ya 4 every dime ya got!'. VP Cheney seemed to be irked to even have to sit next to this wanna be! He looks like he could do some major damage to Edwards,age NOT a factor, its the anger that bubbles deep in Dick that makes him my choice in The DeBait.Edwards was trying to make Dick blow,trying to be cute and friendly to us groupers. After when the wives came out it was like wife swap happened. edwards lovely devoted wife looked more fit toDick than John.And Mrs. Cheney looked better than anyone.Shes a classy lady.Mrs. Edwards is a good woman,dont get me wrong, I am just being a catty little Bee-otch! ;-)> I was just happy they didnt have the same outfits on that aura and Terassa had on! Did ya see that? The dumpy,disheveled,schlocky Mrs. Kerry coped Laura style,right down to color and design! I kicked a girls ass at Prom for that,and this was THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE for Petes Sake! Laura shoulda 'accidentaly spilled some thing' on her. The First Lady didnt have too, she out shinned Queen Kerry,even in a canvas sack. So this was the tale of a cast away,batteling a storm of fury,in a rickety (swift) boat with a bumbling first mate.It wasnt a 3 hour tour, but it felt like it for Edwards!The waves beat him ,spanked him,maybe ;-)> Old Dick may have some rust, a bad ticker,a bit heavy,some questionable biz dealings...blah,blah,blah.....But I bet ya the terrorist would LAUGH their rags off thier empty sick heads thinking this junior pretty girle man was 1 heart beat away from The Top Dog Spot in the World! At least Cheney looks like a hard ass,Hell, he scares me! And I'm a 'good girl' hehehe! So all in all I say... 'The tribe has spoken, Gilligan...errr Mr. Edwards..your torch has been PUT OUT!' But dont fret, I hear theres a HUGE lawsuit against VIOXX makers,so run along and do what you know SUE SOMEBODY and stay outta politics,its corrupt enuff! YYYYEEEEAAAAWWWHHHHH!!!!! =^.^=

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

DRAFT DODGERS MEMORIAL 2 B built in CANADA!

~~~~ This is more of a news report than commentary.I live a few hndred miles from the mostly unprotected Canadian border.I have tons of Canadian friends made up here and down in Florida where they would come for winters.I just cant believe this story and had to pass it along to ya !!! The Great White North..Take off,eh! *****Draft-dodger memorial to be built in B.C. Last Updated Wed, 08 Sep 2004 11:27:18 EDT NELSON, B.C. - B.C. activists plan to erect a bronze sculpture honouring draft dodgers, four decades after Americans opposed to the Vietnam War sought refuge in Canada. The memorial, created by artists in Nelson, B.C., ties into a two-day celebration planned for July 2006 that pays tribute to as many as 125,000 Americans who fled to Canada between 1964 and 1977. LINKS: Seeking Sanctuary: Draft Dodgers "This will mark the courageous legacy of Vietnam War resisters and the Canadians who helped them resettle in this country during that tumultuous era," Isaac Romano, the director of the Our Way Home festival told a news conference in Nelson Tuesday. The event will honour people who came to Canada and resisted war efforts, from burning their draft cards during the Vietnam War to leaving the army to protest the war in Iraq, Romano said. Musicians � many of who participated in the anti-war movement � will play at the festival, scheduled for July 8-9, 2006. Historians and critics of U.S. foreign policy will speak and a documentary about American war resisters by director Michelle Mason will be screened. Estimates of the number of Americans who came to Canada because they opposed the Vietnam War range from 50,000 to 125,000. They sought refuge in Canada between 1964 and 1977 in one of the biggest political exoduses in U.S. history. The first wave of Vietnam era immigrants, called "draft dodgers," was largely middle class and educated. Deserters from the army came later, mostly with little education or money. Many of the war resisters settled in British Columbia, especially in the Gulf Islands, the Sunshine Coast and the West Kootenay, the B.C. Interior region where Nelson is located. Thousands returned south after President Jimmy Carter granted them amnesty in 1977, but the 1986 census indicated that half stayed in Canada. **** =^.^=

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

FOX NEWS ALERT! THAR SHE BLOWS!!!

Hi everyone! Thar she blows,again! A flurry of earthquakes,belching steam and ash,sizeable seismic readings,huffs and puffs and plumes.This mother has been rumbling alot lately and I think this is a re-awakening and she may blow her top AGAIN!Soundz like maybe a recent Teraasa Heinie Kerry momemt or an Old School Hillary!But hey, MAYBE THERE IS A COMPARISION between the 3 mysterious,scary,powerful 'ladies'...... I hear they all,just ONCE every 20 years or so BLOW!!!! Hey, Clinton told me that joke,dont blame me! ;-)> But no kids, its that damn Mt. St.Helens across the state thats captured the news,and its right here in Washington State,across the state from Spokane,(where I am doing time;-)> Thanks Federal Witness Protection Program!) , but in 1980 when She Blew Big Time, 57 people were killed and ash was spit all across the world! Again, sounds like Terassa on election night when She Loses!That will be one hella-good ERUPTION,BABY! So even though I am miles away, that dont mean nuthin' when Mother Nature is in charge! I am on alert! Speaking of being 'On Alert', I have another hairball to yak up!Why i Sam Hill does EVERY Greta show start with the ominious alert bell ringing and FOX NEWS ALERT flashes, and she SAYS IT!!!??? Its like the boy crying wolf, every old geezer doozing off in their recliner hears the bells and FOX NEWS ALERT! and probably has to change their depends! Heck, I HAVE BEEN THERE! Right after 9-11 it was important to update, but updates for Kobe, Peterson and the rest of the litterbox nuggets that have NOTHING TO DO WITH COUNTRIES SECURITY need not an ALERT every 2 minutes.A weather alert,terrorists,local dramas,yes.But PAH-LEEZE FOX NEWS (and I luv ya!) scale back a wee bit on the over use of FOX NEWS ALERT!If not for us pissy youngsters,but think of the oldsters and their hearts (and underpants!)!!! In the same NEWS ALERT vein, I mst share with you what happened yesterday here.You know how much I LOVE JOHN TRAVOLTA, and you BETTER have seen LADDER 49, if ya took kidz to SHARK TALES, go see this adult tribute to firefighters/heros! Ok, I LOVE Travolta(even more since I met him Aug 1, and kissed and hugged and was adored by him and his family!A dream come true since I was 7!) and he is making media rounds for LADDER 49 (SEE IT!).He was scheduled to be on Ellen Degeneres show (who I realy enjoy)yesterday,Monday! I was jacked cause hes so great on her show, relaxed and funny(as always),so since FRIDAY I am telling everyone to watch and my happy little self was waiting patiently thru Regis til Ellen came on.ALL oF SUDDEN! Channel 6 ALERT! Mt. St. Helens is burping steam! OMG!Its only been since FRIDAY this was happening.So they split the screen into 3 parts...3 PARTS! One shows the mountain lookin majestic, no big magma farts, no lava, a bit of steam,no earthquakes.Just like a pretty oil painting! The 2nd 3rd part of screen shows Ellen into John and he comes out dancing,like its not bad enuff to see it so teenie, then they go FLAT OUT LIVE to the MOUNTAIN! RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of TRAVOLTAS DANCE!? Are these people CRAZY?How news hungry are they.A silly reporter standing miles away with mountain over shoulder doing NOTHING!(yet in my mind I am imagining Travolta gettin his groove on! UUURRRGGGHHH!) They come back to show 25 MINUTES LATER, screen in 3 parts still,Travolta and El were laughing it up while the bottom screen scroll is saying..well NOTHING! They go to a COMMERCIAL BREAK! FULL SCREEN FOR COMMERCIAL! OMG! I was losing it,and fast!This freaking mountain is taking precious Travolta time away from us and I couldnt take it! I grabbed my phone called up the Channels Program director and told him how insane this was,and Fox, CNN and everyone else had the prending news.He agreed,I gave it to him GOOD ;-)>,and he like it,cause after the break NO MORE 3 part screen crap! He pomised to re run the show and let me know when then appologized!Just in time to watch John and Ellen race to dress in firefighters uniforms during last 5 minutes of show! Dont mess with Mother Nature and 4 sure dont mess with The Karpet Kitten when Travolta is on,Baby! So blow Mt. St. Helens, blow! You have alot built up in you and its to the boiling point, its all come down to this,again and we the people are waitng for your newest explosion!Spew your molten overflow and release it mommy!Funny how the comparrison between Mt. St. Helens and Terassa Heinie Kerry is uncanny???? I can hear the rumbling deep in the volcano as it blows...SHOVE IT SCUMBAG!!! YYYYYEEEEAAAAWWWWHHHH!!! THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!!!!!! =^.^=