Monday, November 15, 2004

BLUE STATE BLUES Got ya DOWN,Baby?? Get OVER IT or GET OUT!!?

All you who are bluer than blue this past week since election, I have found alternative living arrangements for ya'll! Life is short, dont be all pissy and bitter.So check this out.Please pass along to Baldwin,Moore,Kerry and any other whiny anti-Americans =^.^= ~~~~Reasons cited 4 Making the Move to Canada,as cited by www.canadianalternative.com ! 1.Canada has UNIVERSAL public heath care 2.Canada has NO TROOPS in IRAQ 3.Canada signed the Kyoto Protocol environmental treaty 4.More than 1/2 of Canadas provinces allow same-sex marriages 5.The Canadian Senate RECOMMENDS legalization of marijuana(YIPPEE!) 6.Canada NO LAW restricts abortion 7. Canadas strict GUN LAWS & relatively little violence 8.The U.N. has ranked Canada the BEST COUNTRY to live in for 8 consecutive years (WHAT?LOL!) 9.Canada ABOLISHED DEATH PENALTY in 1976 (Note to Scott Peterson!) 10. Canada HAS NOT run a Federal deficit since 1996-1997 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Canada offering refuge for Yanks with blue-state blues By GENE JOHNSON ASSOCIATED PRESS WRITER SEATTLE -- Got the blue-state blues? Rudi Kischer feels your pain. The Vancouver, British Columbia, immigration lawyer plans seminars in three U.S. cities - Seattle, San Francisco and Los Angeles - to tell Americans frustrated with President Bush's re-election that the grass is greener north of the border. And that's not just an allusion to Canada's lenient marijuana laws. "We started last year getting a lot of calls from Americans dissatisfied with the way the country is going," Kischer says. "Then after the election, it's been crazy up here. The Canadian immigration Web site had 115,000 hits the day after the election - from the U.S. alone. We usually only get 20,000 hits." There was so much interest that a Vancouver-based Internet company, Communicopia, set up a new Web site this month - www.canadianalternative.com - to suggest Canada as a viable option for its American clients, including anyone concerned about constitutional bans on gay marriage passed in 11 states this month. "We invite you to get to know Canada," the site says. "Explore the richness and diversity of our regions. And find out why Canada is the perfect alternative for conscientious, forward-thinking Americans." Another Web site urges Canadians: "Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism." Canada suddenly has utopian appeal for many left-leaning Americans. Its universal health care, gay rights, abortion rights, gun laws, drug laws, opposition to the Iraq war, ban on capital punishment and ethnic diversity mirror many values of the American left. Immigrants, including an estimated 1 million Americans, make up nearly 20 percent of Canada's population. The United Nations named Toronto the world's most multicultural city. And, as Michael Moore pointed out in "Bowling for Columbine" - required viewing for many lefties - in Canada there's apparently no reason to lock your door. Combine that with hockey, terrific needle exchange programs and moose - hey, what's not to love? Well, all the extra U's (colour, neighbour ...), for one thing. It's cold. The baseball's not very good - so long, Expos. And the taxes are higher, eh? But, as one American who has his bags nearly packed likes to say, at least the taxes go toward good causes. "I just like their way of life a lot better, and with everything the Bush administration has done - for the American people to give him their seal of approval, it's basically the last straw," says Ralph Appoldt, a resident of Portland, in the barely blue state of Oregon. "Canada's basic population is much more intelligent, polite and civilized. I like their way of government a lot better. Their tax dollars go to helping those who need it, instead of funneling money back up to the wealthy and feeding this huge military-industrial machine." Appoldt, 50, a sales manager, and his wife, a nurse, figure that selling their house and getting their immigration approved could take more than a year. But they're moving, they insist. They've already hired Kischer to help them. Though he may see a good business opportunity following the election, Kischer has no illusions of a mass American exodus to Canada. Yanks have to follow the same procedures as everybody else - including the $500 application fee, the $975 landing tax, and the wait of six months to two years. He only expects about 100 people at each of the how-to-move-to-Canada seminars, all scheduled in blue states - Dec. 4 in Seattle, Dec. 5 in Los Angeles and Dec. 6 in San Francisco. Nancy Bray, a spokeswoman for Citizenship and Immigration Canada, said her agency's Web site received 261,000 hits from the United States in the two days following the election, but it'll be many months before officials can guess how many of them were serious. "Our interest, our goal, is to attract the best possible immigrants," Bray says. "If there's a lot of publicity about our country, that's to our benefit. But we're not interested in people's political leanings or political dissatisfaction." Jason Mogus, Communicopia's chief executive, said that while his company wanted to help interested Americans, moving to Canada should be plan B. "We strongly encourage Americans to stay and build a culture in line with their values," Mogus said. "In other words, stay and fight." ~~Heres a few other websites to help you get your ass outta this great country if you cant deal! www.embarkationlaw.com/ Citizens & Immigration Canada: www.cic.gc.ca/english/ Marry an American: www.marryanamerican.ca/ ~~~~~ AMERICA...LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT,BABY! GOD BLESS AMERICA! =^.^= ~~~~~

1 comment:

FastFreddy said...

Holy cow! you realy get so few comments?

From Idaho I say...

Go Girl!