Saturday, November 13, 2004


~~The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. ~~The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen. ~~The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory. ~~The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. ~~The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. ~~The Lewinsky Virus - S ucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. ~~The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back. ~~The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes. ~~The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 35! 0 GB. ~~The Ellen Degeneres Vi rus - Disks can no longer be inserted. ~~The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. ~~The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files ~~The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows =^.^=

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