Tuesday, July 11, 2006


Faster than a speeding Kennedy, able to leap tall Libs (John F'in Kerry) in a single bound,its a bird (EAGLE),its a plane, its SUPER HAN-MAN! Thats right kidz we now have OUR OWN Super American Hero SEAN HANNITY !!! Super Han-Man has been shooting with laser speed TRUTH,JUSTICE and THEE AMERICAN WAY! By day hes a mild (MILD?WYLDE,more like it!),mild mannered radio talk host carpet bombing the libs with thier own dirrty bombs,doing the HEAVY LIFTING of all the bullsh*t the wackos throw his and our way,defending OUR LIBERTIES,FREEDOMS and for some of us our freaky fetishes! LOL! ;-)> Super Han-Man uses his powers FOR GOOD,not evil! He could banish Tedward Kennedy and his pack of wacks to another plant...URANUS would fit! But NOOOOOO, our Hero allows the booze hound to waste our oxygen and give us materal for great jokes (some of the Kennedy tricks ya cant make up Kidz!) But by night Sean strips outta that stuffy expensive suits and ties and PAD-DOW! SHAZAM! He's right in tighty tights! Oh, beat still my heart! Muscle huggng red and blue BABY! (Notice this new gayed up movie fakeass SuperMan doesnt even have a RED CAPE..its more like a burgandy..a clear sig the Queer Guys had their eyes on the wardrobe! But not our Super Han-Man! He PROUDLY wears that red cape...it takes a REAL man to rock a cape and tights!And whie the movie version had over 75 costume tweeks, our Super Hero needed NO SPECIAL PADDING in the 'man area' or fake muscles,and 'all the rest of that stuff! This Great American Hero is packed and stacked,BABY! Hes like a Super Hero Whopper....Grade A American Beef, a bit cheesy and two hott bunz! hehehe! Super Han-Man is worldwide in his service to helping people.He throws himself in the path of danger (sitting next to Combs and assorted libs),and all those EVIL,EVIL VILLANS! OMG! Kerry,Sharpton,Schumer,Hillary,Ed Asner and ALEC BALDWIN! So maybe Sean doesnt work at a newspaper,he wasnt sleezy enuff to get a job at the NEW YORK SLIMES, so what! ABC and FOX are his news cover. More similiarites between MY Super Han-Man and the other gayed up Super Man...... That perfect almost helmet hair,side part and all! The rugged,sexy good looks,too! And Han-Mans eagle eyes dont need no stinkin' glasses! And in the new movie Lois Lane is a slutty little single mother,(shes gona be on Maury Povich nextweek for 'Whose my Babys Daddy!).This hussy who couldnt wait for her man to return! That bee-otch! I appoint myself Super Han-mans Lois Lane! Hannitized and Sannitized and a very loyal proud American kick ass chick who stands by her man! I could also be his 'Kryptonite'...vavava-voom! And the kicker is like I said on Super Han Mans show...This movie 'Hero' is the ultimate ILLEGAL ALIEN! Not another country, ANOTHER PLANET!!!(and Brando was his FATHER!). Dudes gotta be doin' the crap the other Super Heros wont! ;-)> Hannity is ALL AMERICAN BABY! And just as in my dreams, I wish a comic of my 'fantasy' would be mass produced! Sean...uh, Super Han-Man flying high above the Northwest in his most tight tights swooping down on me to save me from a rabid Cindy Sheehan protest that Michael Moore is filming, and us flying high with me in his ripped,rockin musclebound arms! Then off to Iran, North Korea and finish off Iraq! Whatta Team! ;-)> YYYEEEAAAAAWWWHHH!!!!!!! Truth,Justice and the American way....sprinkled with Karpet Kitten Fantasy! Come Fly with me....... =^.^=

1 comment:

Jackie said...

I agree with everything you said - Sean is sexy and I love him too - I listen to him every day and I watch him on FOX every night and when he is out I cannot listen cause I miss him!! I get a kick out of you and I enjoy it when you call and Marty! I don't understand how the liberals think - where do they get their ideas from and why can't they give Bush any credit whatsoever