Tuesday, January 11, 2005
CBS Has a Black Eye...Shame on YOU!
Like I said before, we now finaly get what the BS in CBS stands for.BULLSH*T! How could this have happened to such a trustworthy network.The ax came down and heads rolled yesterday at the CBS network after the Rathergate fallout from the dirrty elecion time blunder they got caught in! OK, heres what gets my hair up! DANRATHERnotcheckoutcredibility was thee guy who cracked the story like a cold Miller on a hott summer day! YET, his head remains on at CBS! Little folks, mostly WOMEN got the boot from the station, yet good ole boy Dan stays! Yes kids, whata great country! You can throw all kinds of crap out there and remain a beloved,trusted newsman.Well, maybe the trust issue is tarnished, but I doubt we will see Dan on the weather channel any time soon. So, even a little blog/cyber rat like me has to check and check and re-check my smackdown of our pop culture. I would LOVE to see The President PERSONALY confront or respond diretly to Mr. RatherNotCheckMySourses.I got a feeling W would beat Dan 'like a rented mule'!YYYYEEEEAAAAAWWWWHHHHHH!!!! ~~~~~~ TOP 10 PROPOSED CHANGES 4 CBS : Top Ten Proposed Changes At CBS News 10. Stories must be corroborated by at least two really strong hunches. 9. "Evening News" pre-show staff cocktail hour is cancelled until further notice. 8. Reduce "60 Minutes" to more manageable 15-20 minutes. 7. Change division name from "CBS News" to "CBS News-ish" 6. If anchor says anything inaccurate, earpiece delivers an electric shock. 5. Conclude each story with comical "Boing" sound effect. 4. Instead of boring Middle East reports, more powerball drawings. 3. To play it safe, every "exclusive" story will be about how tasty pecan pie is. 2. Not sure how, but make CBS News more like "C.S.I." 1. Use beer, cash and hookers to lure Tom Brokaw out of retirement. =^.^=