FAKE TANS & FAKE NEWS REPORTS

So I am sure you saw John Kerry latest attempt to rejuvenate his looks,trying to pep up tired,long,droopy dog grey haired look.You may have said...'Hey them Queer Eyes For the Stiff plitical Guy' to the rescue!But realy, it been just a MATTER OF TIME B4 the skin darkened people!His head is sooooooo far up his ass he can chew his PB&J's TWICE!!! His extreme sports photo ops/hobbies and motorcycle riding just exude YOUNG AND HIP,dont they??LOL.With all that money buy a freaking personality John Boy!!!His sweet wife even publicaly said early summer how old,tired and drab he looked.So her took her orders...errrr 'advice' and colored hair botoxed his head and reached out to MTV.I gotta give it to Kerry, have taken BOTOLISM for our vote! Thats scarier than rice scrapnel in the ass!I hate needles, and in YOUR FACE! Hey heres a tip, that Botox is injected to armpits to stop oersperation!Ya know FLOP SWEAT! Maybe he was taking deadly poison for his char pei looking self and us to prevent brow sweating!Thats it, FAX IT TO CARVELLE! So maybe upper lip and armpit botox appts. are on the books 4 the debates. Ok, now my rants on CBS.First off word is not only were the documents BOGUS, but back in the day they gave GERALDO RIVERA the info on AL CAPONES VAULT! You didnt hear it from me :-)> So we all know what the BS in CBS stands for.They even came out and appologized!Yeah, can ya imagine? I demand more than an appology for their lame ,maybe sneeky sucker punch! I want appologizes for the following,and believe me I can think OF MORE! But lets start with: ~BECKER ~MURDER SHE WROTE ~DIAGNOSIS MURDER ~BOOMER A. ON CBS SUNDAY PREGAME (DION LAST YR) ~BIG BROTHER 4 & 5 ~THE CBS MORNING SHOW (Harry!) those are a few I demand appologies for dang it ;-0 All I can think is how Janet Jackson and her tiny boob that rocked a NATION are laughing her well toned butt off!

BROTHER Can You SPARE A DIME ??

I know alot of you are like me, just making ends meet while working like a dog! The paycheck seems to not stretch as far as we need it too,while working longer and harder.After taxes and after you buy all your taxed items and pay your bills whats left? Hell, even a free 'Oprah CAR will set your broke ass back $7,000 and change! ;-)>It amazes me that any given weekend a rely crappy movie can generate about 10 Million Bucks from us.When Star Wars DVD was released this Tuesday it pulled in about 10 million on just ONE DAY! Looking at The Richest 500 list made me choke up a huge hairball! There are more BILLIONAIRES then ever! And soon ALL 500 will be Billionaires.313 BILLIONAIRES to be exact.Poor little Terassa Heinnie Kerry came in at a tie for last place.Note to Terrassa.... 'get used to coming in last,sweetie!'.Still at the top of the money heap stands Bill Gates,with his $48 BILLION! #4-8 slots are for WALMART/Walton Family,The Donald at slot 74 with his measly $2.6 BILLION, you would think he could purchase an awesome hair piece instead of that real cotton candy-dead weasel looking hair dont! Oprah with $1.3 Billion is #215.I can go on,but wont.Even this Presidential Campaign has blown out $1 Billion bucks already.Stoopid how the rich guys take OUR MONEY to use while doing all they can to get into the White House. At a time where military bases are shut down, medical to elders and disabled short sheeted,children here going to bed hungry,vets living on the streets,minimum wage is well,minimal and the pay for teachers,police,firefighters,troops and their families and emergency workers are too,too,too low, I hate the waste of good money.Think of all the waste of cash on what they payed too not only produce and slip that fake military document to CBS! The guy who took it from 'the leak' traveled from a Southern Texas live stock show all over Texas to his own Northern Texas ranch B4 distroying the 'original'.Jeeze,the gas alone for what I am sure was a big ole gas guzzeling SUV or Pick Up could pay for a year of Peanut Butter and Jelly for Kerrys sandwiches,AND the cost of the man servant who makes them for King John! ;-)> So yeah, the rich get richer and poor just bitch about it louder.Soon there will be no middle class,just the have and have nots.So who is to blame? Are we focusing on the wrong things? Is there hope our country can take care of ever single American B4 we try to save the rest of the world?Would we be better off with a President whose tax bracket isnt that much different then ours, the working class? I bet if I polled most of the Capital Hill Gang ( yeah, I would LOVE to POLE THEM!) they couldnt tell me the price of gas,milk or bread.We elect these people who just tell us what we NEED to hear and slide into an unrealist world of freebies and benefits! They are limo'd and pampered and coddeled.I am choking up another hairball, I am so worked up just thinking of that fat bastard Ted Kennedys life!I want politicians to work for what police and firefighters work for.They can get the freebies and benefits,but low pay.I believe our system is set for the rich,and too badd,so sad for the working class who are struggeling to keep heads above water.Watch what the tally for movies are this weekend and think of what that kind of bucks can do for us.I am not saying 'Eat The Rich' and I am not jealous having been born a 'poor black child', I just hate the waste! I just am sickened by the waste of tons of money on an election season.It turns the candidates teams into pit bulls doing anything and anybody to have their guy win.I want someone OF THE PEOPLE,BY THE PEOPLE and FOR THE PEOPLE! Not some rich snob,who could be Prez of France, with FORBES in the family (Thats what the F stands for,Forbes, not F*cker), castles,islands,mansions and an extremely wealthy wife IN the FORBES 500 List! I bet when Kerry the loses election his outspoken wife tells him to 'SHOVE IT,SCUMBAG!'.......... ~~~~~ Now for the entertainent portion of our show ;)> First check out Kerry truck! http://www.killsometime.com/Pics/Funny/images/Kerry-Truck.jpg ~~~Gather round the campfire kidz its time 4 another sing along! To the tune of 'Johnny-B-Good': � Way up in Massachusetts Near the Kennedy's There was an old estate Overlookin' the seas There stood a fine mansion Built with old money Where lived a rich, young boy Named Johnny Kerry Who never, ever learned To tell the truth so well But he could call to the servants Like he was ringin' a bell Go, go, go Johnny go go Go Johnny go go Go Johnny go go Go Johnny go go Johnny Kerry Used to carry a movie camera In his gunny sack Filmed all the made-up action They could re-enact Or pose in his uniform So gallantly Four months later He was back in the USA Lyin' to the Congress The story light on facts Got himself a purple heart For a little scratch Go, go, go Johnny go go Go Johnny go go Go Johnny go go Go Johnny go go Johnny Kerry People passing by Shake their heads and say Oh my, but that Kerry boy Wants to rule the world someday Joan Fonda told him Someday you will be the man And you will be the leader Who can change this land Socialists started coming From miles around To hear his left-wing plans To tear the country down Sayin' someday you're gonna' live In that House of White Yacht rides on the weekends With the Catsup Queen right by your side Go, go, go Johnny go go Go Johnny go go Go Johnny go go Go Johnny go go Johnny Kerry.........wooooooooo

John Kerrys Media TOUR OF DUTY

Hi everyone! Did you catch Senator Kerry on the shows the past few days? Much like his Nam tour of duty this too is short,sweet,in and out and dodging the enemy.I am not dissing his chioce for shows.I am a HUGE fan of Jon Stewart and Regis and Letterman! But for a PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE? He got lobbed softballs and the one question about THIS war Letterman asked Kerry gave a one word answer.NO.He giggled and made cutsie (is that even possible?) faces while trying to snatch a vote or two! Hes a big Badd Ass War Hero! What he cant go face to face with the likes of Sean Hannity?He can take rice in the ass and collect his ribbons,or was it medals (hell, they ARE interchangable!) but he wont or CANT sit down face to horseface with the 'other side' and slam out his policy? Not only would he prove he has 'the set' to stand up and get his issues and point out to the American people, not just Democrats or Bush haters,but to Republicans and Kerry haters.Whats he gonna do, God forbid if this egomaniac(I cant even type it!) wins in November?How will he stand up to our enemies? The terrorists aint gonna run into friggin spider holes if Bush is outed! He has to show he has the 'right stuff' to get in ANYBODYS face and pound his fist and believe what he is saying.I think his choice of show vehicals proves what a girlie man this upper crust bore machine realy is! He goes on Regis and Kelly, and much to Hannity's disgust and millions other viewers, Kelly tells Kerry how handsome he is! Look Kelly Ripa has great taste in men.She loves dark latin men.Hott Latin men,like her husband and Oscar Dey La Hoya are 2 of her faves.I thought Kelly was being the gracious host as always.She thought Harrison Ford should play Kerry and Tom Cruise for John, Jr.More like Mr. Ed or Herman Munster,sweetie.And I wont even start on the pretty boy trial lawyer who wants the # 2 slot!!! Its like when you see a fugly baby for the first time(and I KNOW you have!).You dont go 'Damn, thats one ugly baby, you freaks shoulda NEVER breeded!' Instead you say "What a cute BABY!!'. Thats what Kelly Ripa did in my eyes,she was being respectful to her high profile guest.(A fugly S.O.B.,but a high profile guest non the less!) So whats next for Mr. Kerry a guest spot on 'EveryBody Loves Raymond' ? A roudy game of 'Celebrity Poker'? A special Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich show with 'Emeril' ? I say go for the 'Extreme MakeOver' or 'The Swan' Mr. Kerry! ;-)> You will not win this election by getting face time on softball lobbing talk shows,while laughing and acting like an Average Joe! Take on a hardass commentator with opposing views and answer some TOUGH QUESTIONS.He thinks his below the radar WINE EM, DINE EM GIGALO moves that worked on his rich old bitty wives will work on us average Americans and get him into the White House.THINK AGAIN SNAKE BREATH!This man thinks by slamming Bush and bringing up Nam he will side step the real issues at hand that are on OUR PLATE RIGHT NOW! I say he should at LEAST step up and appologize to Veitnam Vets and their familes for saying what he did and doing what he did when he stepped foot back on this beautiful land all those years ago.He could say he was young,mis-guided.WHATEVER. I know first hand how his toxic,venom spewed words and actions cut deep to the quick to those tormented,brave,scared,menatly damaged troops.Can you even imagine coming home and people,strangers SPITTING IN YOUR FACE after your tour of duty?And this New England Chowder Head is tellng people even HE COMMITED WAR ATTROCITIES.Hello! New Jersey cant have a GAY GOVERNOR, but we should have a President who not only lied about the situation,but then returned after a few minor injuries,likety split and ran his mouth to turn the people on the kids who were fighting that war. I think America doesnt need a leader who commited war crimes, witnessed rapes,etc and run his narrow white ass back home and slam the REAL HEROS.And you thought Oval Office SexCapades and some minor drug abuse was heinious??? I want a leader who isnt afraid of a commentator who will grill him,after all the world is full of 'future enemies' and we need someone of substance and strength who would gladly faceoff with the other side.Having the confidence and wisdom to handle any situation on the fly.Come on Mr. Kerry,reach up your wifes pantsuit and snatch her Big Brass Balls if ya gotta! We are WAITING...................

Day One! Take off!

Do you remember the 21st of September?? In a world where Britney Spears marrying her backup dancer is big news, what better a time for me, the Karpet Kitten, to start a blog? ;-)> I have folded in to the pressure from ya'll and jumped on the blog wagon! Remember its rantings from a twisted lunitic,but I will try my best! Hey all you who are on the fence about who to vote for, let me speak to ya! Do you realy hate Bush that much that you will vote for this carreer poliician/gigalo who has TAKEN MORE POSSITIONS THAN JENNA JAMISON???? Not only the flip-flopping thingy,but he looks like a candle that was left in the hot tub all nite! He hates America so much he wants to be the President.Jeeze..Thanks Mr.Kerry! You guys know I am 'Sporty Spice' so I will break it down like that.... Why CHANGE QuarterBacks in the 3rd quarter of the SuperBowl when you ARE WINNING? Yes, people are dying and its ugly,but what is this blowhard Senator FROM MASS gonna do for you? Its like he is the WalMart Kennedy.All we can hope for is a grassy knoll in his future.(Just joking) He still hasnt told us who the foriegn leaders he spoke with are.What his 'war attrocites' are.What his 'blueprint' for us is.(Why his face looks so long) Why he wants to rule America despite his lifeong hatred.I aint gonna touch the money part,cause realy,all those people are MEGA-RICH! Bush went from Yale to Ya'll,but let him finish his run,let the rest of the world know we are behind this country and be AMERICANS for Petes Sake(sorry pete!) This contest for the Prez has become as dirrrty as one of my Hannity fantasies and I am frankly bored of it all.I long for the days when a Dean Scream ruled the airwaves, not "Im John Kerry'.BORE-RING! His wife has more fire in her.At least she calls a SCUMBAG a SCUMBAG.He wouldn't say such things in fear of offendeding the SCUM or the BAG ;-)> Anywho, dont use this election to punish or spite the Bush family.Lets get on with it, and on to this War and outta 'Nam! I thank all you who sacrificed for our country weather it be of your own service or someone in your family you had to sacrifice so a bunch of rich girlie men can run around lying,cheating,backstabbin,bickering,mud-slinging and playing the ole shell game on our mindz with their BS! I realy believe that an administartion change at this crucial time in history would have terrible backlash for us and make us wayyyyy more vunerable to the enemy.Lets not find out, ok? Think about it..Is Kerry realy the lesser of the 2 evils? Is he realy what our country needs at this crossing? He aint gettin' my vote.YYYEEEAAAAWWWHHHH!!!!!