Tuesday, September 28, 2004
FAKE TANS & FAKE NEWS REPORTS
So I am sure you saw John Kerry latest attempt to rejuvenate his looks,trying to pep up tired,long,droopy dog grey haired look.You may have said...'Hey them Queer Eyes For the Stiff plitical Guy' to the rescue!But realy, it been just a MATTER OF TIME B4 the skin darkened people!His head is sooooooo far up his ass he can chew his PB&J's TWICE!!! His extreme sports photo ops/hobbies and motorcycle riding just exude YOUNG AND HIP,dont they??LOL.With all that money buy a freaking personality John Boy!!!His sweet wife even publicaly said early summer how old,tired and drab he looked.So her took her orders...errrr 'advice' and colored hair botoxed his head and reached out to MTV.I gotta give it to Kerry, have taken BOTOLISM for our vote! Thats scarier than rice scrapnel in the ass!I hate needles, and in YOUR FACE! Hey heres a tip, that Botox is injected to armpits to stop oersperation!Ya know FLOP SWEAT! Maybe he was taking deadly poison for his char pei looking self and us to prevent brow sweating!Thats it, FAX IT TO CARVELLE! So maybe upper lip and armpit botox appts. are on the books 4 the debates. Ok, now my rants on CBS.First off word is not only were the documents BOGUS, but back in the day they gave GERALDO RIVERA the info on AL CAPONES VAULT! You didnt hear it from me :-)> So we all know what the BS in CBS stands for.They even came out and appologized!Yeah, can ya imagine? I demand more than an appology for their lame ,maybe sneeky sucker punch! I want appologizes for the following,and believe me I can think OF MORE! But lets start with: ~BECKER ~MURDER SHE WROTE ~DIAGNOSIS MURDER ~BOOMER A. ON CBS SUNDAY PREGAME (DION LAST YR) ~BIG BROTHER 4 & 5 ~THE CBS MORNING SHOW (Harry!) those are a few I demand appologies for dang it ;-0 All I can think is how Janet Jackson and her tiny boob that rocked a NATION are laughing her well toned butt off!