Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Druuged out man CUTS and EATS own PENIS!!!!

Drugged man cuts off penis and eats it July 14 2003 A Malaysian man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said. The 34-year-old claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300 kilometres north of Kuala Lumpur. The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on condition of anonymity. He was hospitalised in a stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported. The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said. AP =^.^= What a long strange trip!

1 comment:

Debbie said...

LOL....I saw another funny one.....Whore-Aldo Rivera reported, that some woman sliced off her boyfriends penis....prior to that, he told her he didn't want to get serious with her, but he agreed to have sexual relations with her.....She couldn't accept that, so one night during their sexual encounter, he agreed that she could tie him up, and have kinky sex....
As he was tied up, she proceeded to cut off his penis....She had to untie him, because his penis was profusely bleeding (like a garden hose)....and took it, and flushed it down the toilet....(I kid you not)....(You had to see Whore-Aldo's face when he was reporting this)......
They had to call Roto-Rooter, to remove the toilet, and got it out of the sewer system!!!

Whore-Aldo's last words were "This should be a lesson to all men, to think before they get tied to the bed post".....

And who says the news is boring??