It's HARD out here for a PIMP!!

I hate our LAWMAKERS! So, sue me, I do! What the hell are they doing for the real hard working Americans they pretend to BE and REPRESENT? I want a refund on the whole lot of Congress.I wake u this morning with the news that America, our beautiful United States is THEE MOST PATRIOTIC COUNTRY IN THEE WORLD! (and we LOVE our country,dont we kids!?!) Our nation symbol is our flag,men and women have DIED protecting our national symbol, our way of life and our liberties and freedoms all tied together in an awesome red, white and blue.Thats my way of thinking anyways!So whats up with our ELECTED OFFICIALS and them NOT banging out a way to protect and defend our NATIONAL SYMBOL from anyone wanting to burn them in our country?You woud think, bieng the patriotic flag wavers we ARE,it would be a give? BUT NOOOOOOOOO! They have to fight OVER THAT! They cant/wont/dont understand what our flag means to us and what a SYMOL of our lives and our counries history. I wonder how much pushing from our own government are we going to except from these inept, blowhards? Burn the flag, take GOD outta everything,treat terrorists we have in custody DURING WAR, like they are in a Hollywierd rehab? And with all the illegals making money,screwing taxpayers outta $$$$$,you might think the ILLEGALS UNPAID TAXES may be a way to pay for BORDER PATROL costs,emergancy medical costs are just 2 ideas for the tax money.But NOOOOOOOO,thats too EASY, even though we define,detain & deport MILLIONS A YEAR,the ILLEGALS continue to invade and overtake our country.Maybe the lawmakers realize that at the rate we are going,with the invasion stats and all,our flag needs a 'tweeking' a sort of more PC makeover,perhaps? Maybe our flag and our national anthem are part of thee grade plan to make the country and the people less white bread, more flava? What are they THINKING? Oh, THEY ARENT!! One moron opened his mouth,and out falls, "PIMPS need to pay up all those unpaid BACK TAXES!" (insert your OWN dirrty joke here) yes, some lawmaker woke up thinking Americas Plan to get back on track "Has to have PIMPS PAY UP!!".(I cant Believe it either!) Make the money off some poor ho working her money maker 24/7 !! Have they heard PIMPS dont have a 'union' or clubhouse or a yellow page of Pimps to collect addresses to 'shake down' the pimps for some money, bitch!??! Like a freakin' PIMP is gonna have his 'accountant' fill out the forms for his stable of street walkers? Beam me up Scottie.I cant believe someone would put thier name on that bright idea, but of course he did,proudly. I will wait for the FOX network to do a 'When Pimps Attack', as the first line of IRS agents hit the streets to get a piece of that pie.(ok, your right, another dirrty joke insert). So all you PIMPS are on alert that the government is coming on steadfast and strong for your illegal earnings. And as far as our national symbol is concerned,you lame ,sneeky ,over paid LAWMAKERS........... This aint NO RAG, its A FLAG! Protect it as if it were,say,a spotted porcupine carabou.... YOU FREAKING IDIOTS!!! YYYYYEEEAAAAAAAWWWWHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

It TAKES A VILLAGE to raise A WALL

Finaly,we are getting some troops and support for our borders.The states along the Mexican border will be watched by the National Guard (and the MinuteMen) and I want to say THANKS.You now how I feel about the chances of a terrorist who wants to die to bring on the pain on our land.With our trained troops watching OUR BORDERS we canALL FEEL a wee bit safer.SO WHY THE HELL are the 5 states on the border just expected to 'pony up' all their troops to watch over OUR COUNTRIES unprotected borders? Its our WHOLE COUNTRIES problem! Why must AH-NOLD and the other 4 governors be left holding the bag for ALL OF US? Last time I looked,it was for the safety of every American,Boise to Beverly Hills..Sanibel to Seattle...you get the idea.The border should be and MUST BE a collection from every state to protect and defend us down there.We cant drain the Guard outta Cali.Hell,You never know when quakes or wildfires maight hit California (or if Wacko Jackson moves back to Neverland) !! We must be a United Quilt of Support and Force for our borders.I have not heard anybody else mention this little tidbit of info.We must strike while the iron is hott and station thousands of troops along the states to no longer allow anyone thats wants a piece of our pie to jump the imaginary line to the front of the line.I ask you to help me get this message out. UNITED WE STAND...DIVIDED WE FAIL.. TheKarpetKitten.com

BILL O'RIELLY...STEALTH TERRORIST KILLING MACHINE!?!?

I'll keep it pithy.Bill went to Gitmo on Friday.He wanted to see whats up with the mongrels.I dont know what went down kidz, but come by the end of the weekend 3 terrorist ha COMMITTED SUICIDE!!! Now, thats not funny someone killing themselves,but one of these monsters I kind glee! So is The Big O a lean mean killing machine? Maybe he was 'Looking out for us'! Maybe his calls of poppinjays and other wordz I dont understand drove them to spin their linens into a means to hang themselves! What a waste of sheets(they get sheets,too!?) The KKK deserves them sheets 4 these terrorists do! So Bill,what ever you did to drive these pigs to their overdue deaths,I say Boo-Yah! Sometimes myself while waiting for Hannity and Colmes 2 come on,and having to watch Falaffel Man,I wanna yak up myself!LOL! Just kidding ! They need to run The O'Reilly Factor 24/7 @ Gitmo for a while,we may just thin the herd!The Spin Realy Stopped There!What Say You??Coinsceindence? I THINK NOT!! Rock on Bill,you are deadlier than Ted Kennedys BREATH! YYYYEEEAAAAWWWHHH!! ���

FLAG DAY!! FLY EM HIGH BABY!!

Readers, this poem was read into the Congressional Record during the second session of the 89th Congress. Read on: THE FLAG (By Stacy Frank, Grade 8) This flag of red and white and blue May not mean very much to you. But as for me this banner flies And with its mighty voice it cries Out to peoples far and near To proclaim our freedom here. A small beginning, I agree, But like the acorn to the tree. Thirteen states we had at first, But as our country grew, our thirst For land and freedom did not stop. That land did well; produced a crop For countries of the world to share And then they knew our flag was fair. And underneath this starry wing Foreign peoples help to sing The greatest story ever told, The story of our country bold. Of its birth into the world And of its wondrous flag unfurled. And over the world there ne'er will stand The flag of any other land That will mean as much to me As this flag of liberty. ~~~ =^.^= Just ANOTHER SHOUT OUT to you who want to reach out thru your computer and touch a troops heart! A few lines from you(pass it around!) can/does/will MAKE a TROOPS DAY AND JOB BRIGHTER in such dark times.PLEASE take a second www.OperationDearAbby.net and give them some love for me too!I would NEVER ask ya'll to doanything I wouldnt.Give these heros a pump up and pat on back,cyber hugs and kisses and love and info from home..and your respect,thanks and appreciation =^.^= ~~~~~~~~~

DISGUISE,FETISH or UBL's lil' BITCH!??

Women's clothing found at al-Zarqawi house Inspection of destroyed house also finds magazines, militant propaganda. A U.S. 4th Infantry Division soldier guards the scene of the recent airstrike against Abu Musab al-Zarqawi�on the outskirts of Hibhib, near Baqouba, Iraq, on�Saturday. HIBHIB, Iraq - The ruins of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's house are strewn with a random jumble of wreckage -- magazines, a leopard-print nightgown, a religious slogan and a few hints at the violent career of Iraq's most wanted man. What is left of the "safe house" where the leader of al-Qaida in Iraq lived suggests that he and his companions lived there with few luxuries. The U.S. military took reporters to the village of Hibhib, near the town of Baqouba north of Baghdad, three days after its air strike killed al-Zarqawi, blamed for the grisly beheadings of hostages and the killings of thousands in suicide bombings. A total of six people died when the house was destroyed by two 500-pound bombs on Wednesday. An Iraqi army officer said they included two women and an eight-year-old girl. The U.S. military said on Friday the wounded al-Zarqawi was still alive when U.S. troops reached the site after the bombing. At the site surrounded by palm groves, two thin foam mattresses were scattered across the rubble on Saturday, along with a small carton of pineapple juice with its straw intact. There were traces of al-Zarqawi's radical ideology. A leaflet lying in the rubble identified a radio station in Latifiya south of the capital as an apparent target. A few feet away was a magazine picture of former President Franklin D. Roosevelt. Alongside the fractured concrete and twisted metal was a nightgown, other women's clothes and a white man's shirt. 'I feel good. ... Thank you America' "I feel good. Zarqawi is dead. Thank you America," said Adel Hussein, 33, a soldier and resident of a nearby town who had just been deployed to the area. �Al-Zarqawi tried to flee in last moments�From street thug (he was NO Tupac kidz!)to terror leader�Bush: Al-Zarqawi death a 'severe blow said the U.S. officers who had been among the first troops on the bombing scene said they had not been told its huge importance beforehand. "There were two patrols in the area that were diverted to the area. We did not find out that Zarqawi was the target until the next morning," said Col. Thomas Fisher. Hibhib, about 40 miles north of Baghdad, is typical of the Iraqi villages where U.S. troops hunt Sunni Arab insurgents and al-Qaida militants. But the house where al-Zarqawi last lived was extremely isolated. It was surrounded by thick palm groves that hid it from mud and cement houses a few hundred yards away. The site is also well hidden from the main road 400 yards away, which cuts through lush green flatlands. Finding it must have required precise intelligence. The U.S. military has spoken of a painstaking process, including human sources and electronic surveillance, that led them to the house. Bulldozers cleared some of the site and filled a 40-foot wide crater left by the air strikes, U.S. officers said. Remnants of al-Zarqawi's last days suggest he took an interest in learning about his enemies. A torn page of what appeared to be the May 2 Arabic edition of Newsweek magazine lay in the rubble. Phrases about Jews and Christians, the targets of al-Zarqawi's angry statements, survived the bombs. A leaflet referred to the Mujahideen Shura Council, an alliance of al-Qaida in Iraq and other militant groups. "God is the light of the skies and the earth," read a large black plaque. His death has not eased fears of violence in Hibhib and many other villages like it. U.S. troops kept their rifles trained in every direction as reporters inspected the damage. A group of Iraqi soldiers stood by, pleased that al-Zarqawi's days were over. But several wore masks to hide their identity. "Zarqawi may be dead but terrorism is not," said Ahmed Zubaid. "I have lost many relatives and friends to Zarqawi's people. One was even killed on the same day he was." ~~~ =^.^= This piece of crap deserves 2 to blown away,no questions or guilt bleeding hearts!GOD BLESS OUR FREAKING AWESOME MILITARY!Sorry Usama,find another bitch to run your Jihad into the ground!Next to Uday,Quasay and Zarquawi and all the other murdering pigs and the next ass clown thinking he will 'git er done'! So BURN IN HELL for all the fear,terror and path of detruction you blazed,and all in Nike sneeks and the jabronee couldn't fix his jammed weapon in last video! Ah-Ha!The job aint done yet,so celebrate,but stay alert & safe~~ =^.^=

20 Ways 2 say YOUR FLY IS OPEN (my fave #5!) ;-)>

20) The cucumber has left the salad. 19) I can see the gun of Navarone. 18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 17) You've got Windows in your laptop. 16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave. 15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now. 14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell. 13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson... 12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal. 10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building! 9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. 8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir! 7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 6) Dr. Kimble has escaped! 5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary." 4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction... 3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it? 1) I thought you were crazy; now I see you're nuts.

OLD EXPRESSIONS GAY COWBOY'D UP!! ;-)>

After the movie "Broke Back Mountain", the following cowboy expressions may have assumed significant secondary meanings: 1) I'm gonna pump ya fulla lead, Mister! 2) Barkeep, let me have a stiff one! 3) Don't worry, I've been in tight spots � before! 4) Howdy, Pardner! 5) I don't care if you're saddle sore, we've � � still got a long ride ahead of us! 6) You stay here, while I sneak around from � � behind. 7) Hold it right there! Now, move your hand � reeeal slow-like! 8) Allright, let's mount up! 9) Giddee-up, li'l dogie! 10)Nice spread you got there! 11) ....You ever ride bareback before? 12) You know how to use that gun of yours? 13) You cover me, while a take a look! 14) I'll tell the other men in the morning! 15) You and me are gonna have to take �������turns riding shotgun, Slim! 16) Hand me that rope, Butch! 17) Wait till I come around before you �������move! 18) Get a move-on! 19) ...You ever handled one of these before? 20) Get a load of this! 21) Use both hands when you get hold of it 22) ...You ever been on a stallion before? 22) Ride 'em, Cowboy! 23) Keep mooovin', mooovin', moovin'...! ~~~~ SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY!!~~~~~~

NAUGHTY FACTS of LIFE !!! ;-)>

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield ��� � "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.��Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." �� Lynn Lavner �� "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."��Camille Paglia ��� "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation.� The other eight are unimportant."� George Burns ��� "Women might be able to fake orgasms.� But men can fake a whole relationship."� Sharon Stone ������ "Hockey is a sport for white men.� Basketball is a sport for black men.� Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."� Tiger Woods ������ "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."��Jack Nicholson �� "Clinton lied.� A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."��Barbara Bush (former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) �� "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."� Robin Williams ������ "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."��� Billy Crystal � "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than�they do undressing in front of other women.� They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."��Robert De Niro� "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.� They say they cause severe swelling. �So what's the problem?"� Dustin Hoffman ����� "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'."� Jerry Seinfeld ������ "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." �Robin Williams �� " It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."� Joan Rivers ����� " Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."� Steve Martin ������ " You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman.� Stuff you pay good money for in later life."�� Elmo Phillips ������ " Bigamy is having one wife too many.� Monogamy is the same." �Oscar Wilde �� "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."� George Burns -YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

GATORS or POLITICIANS ;-)>

Two gators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it." Well," said the big gator, "What you been eatin boy?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small gator. "Hmm. Well, where do yall catch em?" "Down to the side of the swamp near the parkin lot by the Capitol." "Same here Hmm. How do you catch 'em?" "Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!" "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase." =^.^=��;-)> To get taste outta gators mouth they had to lick a dirtydiaper! KarpetKittensSeanHannityZone in yahoogroups

Mr. Bush..PUT UP THAT WALL !!!

Times are a changing,and to honest with ya'll,I am extremely CONCERNED! HELL, I AM MORE SCARED THAN THE SHEEP ON "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN"!!!!!!!Thats SCARED kidz! ;-)> My fur is up and I am pissed about the situtation at our borders,(yup even up here on Canadas border).This is been soooooo long in need of attention that Larry King wasnt even BORN! ;-)> Whats the surge in urgency all of a SUDDEN while MILLIONS,MILLION,I'll say it again MILLIONS of ILLEGALS have been INVADING our country thru its borders as pourus & uhealthy as Tedward Kennedys Liver for Petes Sake!We have all seen the videos and locals seen crossings and signs,for DECADES,but no severe action to those ILLEGALLY,I'll say it again ILLEGALLY sneeking into our homeland!Some come for day jobs,bring back to their families the money theymade TAX FREE! Friggin AL CAPONE tookout for that,so why do we allow these illegal,criminal,lawless tax evaders slide? You and I would never,NEVER be given SUCH LEINENCY! Not to say there are awesome non Americans who worked HARD,PAID and went thru PROPER CHANNELS to be here LEGALY.Like my grandparents sailing all the way from Italy to Ellis Island,and PROUD to work hard and become citizens of this 'GREAT LAND'.They hard lived stories they told me would make one of these border jumpers crap (or LAUGH,probably laugh).Yes,we ALLOW this,AT WAR and AT RISK and as open as Paris Hiltons legs! It was a melting pot, now its to a boil.And my MAIN CONCERN IS TERRORISTS COMING thru Canada and Mexico,not to mention the major Mexican RagWeed, Herion and that sweet Canadas 'B.C.Bud' (so I hear LOL!) Criminals andother foreigners.WE MUST CONSTUCT A WALL,FENCE WHATEVER! Our lives,liberties and FREEDOM are sooooo at risk (the gov dont tell us everything) that God BLESS THE MINUTEMEN for starting this party.Now all the blowhard politicians can jump on bandwagon & use it as an 'atta boy' backslap.(For them I say bee-otch slap from me,MUCH BETTER ;)> ) Speaking of these LawMakers/LawBreakers all those speaking,screaming,whining about the fence/wall being too expensive , (all those UNPAID TAXES!) blah,blah,blah.. TELL ME FRIENDS.. HOW MANY OF THESE ASS CLOWNS HAVE THEIR OWN HOMES FENCED or at least live in GATED COMMUNITIES???? OMG! Did I just say something that I need to repeat and question on Sean or what! YYYEEAAAAWWWWHHHH! And you Bill GATES "He hates he has sooo much $$$$',(Did u hear him say that)build a fence and freaking advertise on it for crying out loud 'NO-Window06'.LOL.Seen The Kennedy Compounds,fenced and gated,what a surprise.All to keep ua/them no good nicks out!HELLO! Same story, just a LARGE SCALE and MAJOR IMPORTANCE!!!!!They are doing NOTHING more than putting a bandaide on a BULLETOLE with only a few miles of fence, and thats a 12 GAUGE BULLET HOLE! STAY safe and ALERT =^.^=