Wednesday, June 07, 2006


Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield ��� � "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.��Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." �� Lynn Lavner �� "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."��Camille Paglia ��� "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation.� The other eight are unimportant."� George Burns ��� "Women might be able to fake orgasms.� But men can fake a whole relationship."� Sharon Stone ������ "Hockey is a sport for white men.� Basketball is a sport for black men.� Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."� Tiger Woods ������ "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."��Jack Nicholson �� "Clinton lied.� A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."��Barbara Bush (former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) �� "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."� Robin Williams ������ "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."��� Billy Crystal � "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than�they do undressing in front of other women.� They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."��Robert De Niro� "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.� They say they cause severe swelling. �So what's the problem?"� Dustin Hoffman ����� "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'."� Jerry Seinfeld ������ "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." �Robin Williams �� " It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."� Joan Rivers ����� " Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."� Steve Martin ������ " You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman.� Stuff you pay good money for in later life."�� Elmo Phillips ������ " Bigamy is having one wife too many.� Monogamy is the same." �Oscar Wilde �� "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."� George Burns -YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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